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UK Government stockpiling cake in event of hard Brexit

Funny story: UK Government stockpiling cake in event of hard Brexit

A source has revealed that the government has begun gathering large quantities of cake and storing them in an abandoned London underground station. The cake will be distributed to the population if Brexit negotiations break down and Britain is forced...

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Gaseous Hero Dog accused of goosing  Andrea Merkel at EU summit!

The international media is on fire this morning with a shocking accusation about a White House staffer, Moose the gaseous Hero Dog. Moose garnered international attention years ago after being sent by former president Barack Obama to negotiate wit...

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Brexit negotiations to be held in Disneyland

With politics and fairy tales converging ever faster, it was announced today that Brexit negotiations with the EU are to be held in Disneyland. Meetings will be chaired by the Mad Hatter, with the Seven Dwarfs taking minutes in rotation. Dopey will b...

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Dyson sucks hot air out of Europe!

Funny story: Dyson sucks hot air out of Europe!

Sir James Dyson and his vacuum cleaners have been at war with their European competitors over suction! He claims his cleaners suck better than German ones, and that even before Brexit! Sir James is out to prove to the rest of Europe that Brit suck...

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Europe decides English language is not important after meeting mumbling May!

Funny story: Europe decides English language is not important after meeting mumbling May!

After the controversial meeting between Theresa May and Jean-Claude Juncker it seems as though May's rhetoric and gobbledygook is not understood anymore in Europe so the EU has relegated the English language to the second division! May's unexplai...

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Man buried in EU butter mountain had to eat his way out

Funny story: Man buried in EU butter mountain had to eat his way out

Trucker Geoff Road, 47, thought he was a goner when his lorry crashed on a steep slope in southern France. He was transporting part of the EU butter mountain to the Mediterranean to be poured into the sea, when he crashed into a flour truck coming th...

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Canada Wants to Join the European Union

Funny story: Canada Wants to Join the European Union

Ottawa, Canada Canadian officials today confirmed that they are reaching out to the European Union in an effort to join. "We think there is probably a big vacancy in the EU what with Brexit and all, aye!" spoke a Canadian official. "Aye, and w...

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German Giants, Lidl and Aldi, pull plug in Brexit Britain!

Funny story: German Giants, Lidl and Aldi, pull plug in Brexit Britain!

Thousands of Brit, cheap shoppers (many hypocrites among them too, in fact they were the majority) stood dumbfounded in front of closed doors at their fav cheap supermarkets today screaming: "Vat have you done?" It seems that in an over-night...

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Two Fingers to the EU as UK Signs Trade Deal With Burkina Faso

Funny story: Two Fingers to the EU as UK Signs Trade Deal With Burkina Faso

"The United Kingdom is open for business, now more than ever," that was Prime Minister Theresa May's post-Brexit message to journalists gathered at No. 10 Downing Street yesterday. Words expelled with both vigor and pomp, she was speaking after sign...

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Theresa May orders European shutdown!

Funny story: Theresa May orders European shutdown!

Theresa May has made it transparently clear in her Brexit speech today that the UK does not want anything to do with Europe any more! She is pulling the plug and Europeans are hoping she sinks down her own plughole when Britain withdraws back on the...

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Brexit Voters To Face Prosecution

Funny story: Brexit Voters To Face Prosecution

Activists from the EU referendum Remain Campaign are continuing with plans to pursue criminal prosecutions for many of those who voted to leave the EU. 'We do not wish to be divisive or retaliatory,' said a spokesman for the activists, 'but advice...

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Posthoorn Interview no. 2: Is Tom first 'Brexit prepper'?

Tom from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. The editorial office of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% of their readers as their favorite alternative cat litter) send their reporter to...

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Posthoorn Interview no. 1: Brexit. Does Tom have to leave the EU?

That's a question many friends of Tom have. Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. This same question was going around the editorial office of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% o...

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EU Court to outlaw Bono

Funny story: EU Court to outlaw Bono

BRUSSELS - In the aftermath of the European Commission's decision to reprimand Apple over their tax avoidance they have now turned their attention to rock star, humanitarian and professional pranet Bono. Controversially, in 2006, U2 opted to move the...

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The South Rises Again? South Carolina Votes to Leave European Union

Funny story: The South Rises Again? South Carolina Votes to Leave European Union

Following a hotly contested statewide referendum, South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley sent shock waves through international economies when she announced that South Carolina citizens, by a margin of over eighty-six percent, had voted to secede from t...

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Her Majesty Mistakenly Locked in Men's Wimbledon Locker Room

Funny story: Her Majesty Mistakenly Locked in Men's Wimbledon Locker Room

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was found unharmed on Friday afternoon at the All-England Lawn & Tennis Club in London. Her discovery was preceded by a failed and unnerving thirty-five minute search of the Wimbledon tennis grounds by her security...

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Brexit. The Legal Implications

Funny story: Brexit. The Legal Implications

Retired Old Bailey judge, Sir Clement Hostage has been legal advisor to Ted Heath and Tony Blair and is an expert in English Law. Now in his mid-seventies he looks all over the much traveled aristocrat of yore with ruddy complexion, bloated girth and ragged white hair. Our business reporter from U-R-FKD Magazine decided to pay him a visit to learn of his reaction to the current political mess...

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Britain Leaves Its Favorite Panties At Old Boyfriend's Apartment!

Funny story: Britain Leaves Its Favorite Panties At Old Boyfriend's Apartment!

London, UK, Britain, England - It appears that after the torrid and heart-wrenching breakup (which Brexit's boyfriend, E.U. didn't really think she had the nerve to do) she's really leaving this time! But now after storming out, she's forgotten t...

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