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Environmentalist's Compelling Message Overshadowed by Unfortunate Fashion Choice

Funny story: Environmentalist's Compelling Message Overshadowed by Unfortunate Fashion Choice

During a panel discussion on climate change and environmental ethics at Columbia Law School, environmentalist Chuck Perry's compelling message of universal interconnectedness and the devastating effect of animal agriculture on the environment was unf...

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Canadian Government Message to U.S.: Yukon Could Be Your Crimea

Funny story: Canadian Government Message to U.S.: Yukon Could Be Your Crimea

Ottawa (The Canadian Press) - Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced today that Canada is making The Yukon open for foreign occupation leading to, it is hoped, peaceful annexation. Political analysts believe the move is an effort by Harper...

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New Billion Pound Study To Ascertain Flood Causes

Funny story: New Billion Pound Study To Ascertain Flood Causes

The government are to spend a billion pounds in studying the causes of the recent floods which hit the UK this winter. With the fallout still lapping at the feet of every hard working Brit, the Environment Agency still blame the Government and the...

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Environment Agency to divert Thames down the Chunnel

Funny story: Environment Agency to divert Thames down the Chunnel

In a move of breathtaking brilliance, the Community Secretary Eric Pickles today put down his pie and announced the initiative to save the Thames Valley from further flood damage. 'The Environment Agency will henceforth direct their hoses down the...

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Nature Notes: new crater reported in Somerset

Funny story: Nature Notes: new crater reported in Somerset

Birds everywhere are reacting angrily to the ineptitude of humans after a bid to drain the Somerset Levels by dropping Eric Pickles from a great height failed dramatically, causing what many initially believed to be an 'extinction event'. Fortunat...

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OK For Chemical-Oil-Coal Giants To Destroy W. Va

Funny story: OK For Chemical-Oil-Coal Giants To Destroy W. Va

A chemical spill has left 300.000 residents without water for days and most still don't believe state authorities who say it's now safe to turn on the tap water. But at a fundraiser held last night, in Washington, D.C., sponsored by "The Coalition...

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CEOs from 90 worst polluting companies on lung support at Prince Bandar Resort

Funny story: CEOs from 90 worst polluting companies on lung support at Prince Bandar Resort

Besides flooding the current climate talks in Poland with logos and lobbyists, representatives of corporate polluters from across the globe met recently for a special celebration. These CEO's also happen to be on the list of a recent study showing...

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We like Fracking and We like to Frack

Funny story: We like Fracking and We like to Frack

Another day another punning newspaper headline about shale gas extraction. The industry has been a godsend for copywriters everywhere. Said one fleet street hack, "the great thing about Fracking is that it's possible to replace the word 'fuck', with...

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Kristen Stewart: "Let's Go Over the Fucking Fiscal Cliff Already!"

Funny story: Kristen Stewart: "Let's Go Over the Fucking Fiscal Cliff Already!"

Think of a polarizing figure - someone equally loved or reviled depending on who you are, someone who hates to smile, wades into risky situations, and doesn't give a damn what you think. No, it's not John Boehner this time. It's Kristen Stewart.

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Doubts over benefits of going orgasmic

Orgasmic sensations are no healthier than non-orgasmic experiences, such as heavy petting or routine fore-play. Professor Tom Peeping and his team of intrepid observers, from Clitoral College, claim that orgasmic induction methods cause more harm...

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Humanity Doomed Due to Slippy Fisted Scientist

Funny story: Humanity Doomed Due to Slippy Fisted Scientist

Humanity's fate was sealed earlier today when a vial containing the genetically engineered super virus known as "EbolaThrax" was dropped at a secure lab facility deep within the Pentagon. Multiple contributing factors are apparently to blame for the...

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Bin Lorry fined for littering by local council

Funny story: Bin Lorry fined for littering by local council

The overzealous littering team at Trafford Council have issued a fixed penalty notice to the Refuse Collection Team that covers Sale and Altrincham after one of their authorised members of staff noticed that some litter fell from the back of the lorr...

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Environment Agency backs farting

Farting, the controversial technique for obtaining the new energy source, methane gas, should be allowed nationwide, according to a recent directive from the Energy Commission. "The universally variegated act of farting, which has been blamed for...

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President Obama Admits He Wants Gas Prices To Hit $8.00 A Gallon!

Funny story: President Obama Admits He Wants Gas Prices To Hit $8.00 A Gallon!

President Obama finally came out and told the truth about ending oil lines from Canada, preventing drilling for more oil in the Gulf of Mexico and every other place that he can. "Above all, I'm an environmentalist", he told reporters today. "Look...

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Dr A Sinnick - Health Consultant & Entrepeneur

Reports from the environmental safety organisation, The Ecology Centre, suggest that there are high levels of toxic chemicals in jewellery taken from branches of Claire's, Forever 21, H&M and other retail outlets. Chemicals included lead, cadmium...

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GM: It's Not Easy Going Green

Funny story: GM: It's Not Easy Going Green

The first details of Government Motors two new and much awaited new-fuel automobiles have been leaked to several popular auto blogs. No photos are yet available, but this is what we know at this time. The first of the two to arrive at your local dealer will be the Chevrolet Cetacean. This is the cardinal showpiece in a long line of vehicles that GM is expected to produce which will run on wh...

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Beached Sea Bream Stuns Marine Biologists By Holding Its Breath For 12 Hours

Funny story: Beached Sea Bream Stuns Marine Biologists By Holding Its Breath For 12 Hours

A North Sea sea bream left residents of Fallshore flabbergasted yesterday as it beached itself and then held its breath for 12 whole hours while it waited for the tide to come back in. The sea bream, whose name is Jerry, stubbornly refused to acce...

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Thom Yorke Back to Save the Universe with His Ponytail

Miami, FL--Everyone knows that long hair makes for better rock music, but did you know that it makes for a better planet, too? The sold-out crowd at American Airlines Arena in Miami, FL, was stunned last night when the elfin Radiohead frontman, Th...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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