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First Test Crowd "Hilariously" Disappointing

Funny story: First Test Crowd "Hilariously" Disappointing

The crowd and the weather have been two major disappointments of the opening test against Sri Lanka at Cardiff today. First, although Cardiff hadn't seen rain for days, the heavens opened over Sophia Gardens this morning and play was delayed until...

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England Cricketer Flies Home to let in Gas Man

Funny story: England Cricketer Flies Home to let in Gas Man

New baby about to arrive? An injury requiring treatment or maybe just homesick? All these reasons have meant players flying home from England cricket tours recently. But as the trickle of departing players from England's successful Ashes tour ha...

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England Cricketers Ready to Win

Funny story: England Cricketers Ready to Win

England cricketers appealed successfully against the heat in Perth, Australia as temperatures rose to nearly 50 degrees and players began falling over in a stupor. Sportingly the Aussies, following the suggestion of England fast bowler Anderson, a...

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Ricky Ponting forced to change his name

Funny story: Ricky Ponting forced to change his name

Ricky Ponting, current skipper of the Australian cricket team, has announced that he is having to change his name and title to fit in with Australian trade description laws. "My form with the bat has not been all it should be, and so these days du...

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Team England Ashes Profiles

With the England squad due to tour Australia this winter announced today, we profile the men who will be going own Under to lose the Ashes. Andrew Strauss - England Captain and all round nice guy despite being born in South Africa, Strauss is apparently not good enough to play one day cricket for England. However, if your name isn't Darren Gough, Alec Stewart or Derek Pringle, Strauss has been...

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Andrew Flintoff To Take Up Crown Green Bowling

Funny story: Andrew Flintoff To Take Up Crown Green Bowling

Former England cricket captain Andrew Flintoff, who this week announced that he will retire from Test cricket after the current Ashes series, has told friends at lancashire CC that he hopes to take up the rather less strenuous sport of Crown Green Bo...

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IPL To Be Known As SAPL

Funny story: IPL To Be Known As SAPL

The Indian Premier League, or IPL, which has now been moved to South Africa amid worries over the security of players due to play in it, will now be known as the SAPL, according to cricket chiefs who met yesterday in Johannesburg. The tournament w...

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England Cricket Team Admit: We're Not Very Good

Funny story: England Cricket Team Admit: We're Not Very Good

The England cricket team have admitted that they are not very good. In fact England coach Handy Plant said "They have played shit all winter. We got the Australians here in the summer. It is going to be really embarrassing." The future of English...

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England Cricket Team The Toast Of The Caribbean

Funny story: England Cricket Team The Toast Of The Caribbean

England's cricketers were the toast of the Caribbean tonight, as they failed miserably to bowl out the West Indies to take the second Test match here in Antigua. The hosts, who needed to score 503 for an unlikely last-day victory, decided instead...

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England Capitalise As West Indies Players Turn Out In Flip Flops

Funny story: England Capitalise As West Indies Players Turn Out In Flip Flops

The England cricket team looked to put their humiliating innings and 23 runs defeat at the hands of the West Indies behind them in Antigua today, as they clobbered the home side's bowling attack all around the Antigua Recreation Ground, and were 271...

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Second Test Between England And West Indies Ends In Draw

Funny story: Second Test Between England And West Indies Ends In Draw

There was better news for the England cricket set-up today when the team gained a tame but creditable draw in the second Test against the West Indies at the Sir Vivian Richards Stadium in Antigua. The tourists, fresh from their humiliating innings...

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England Recall Geoff Boycott

Funny story: England Recall Geoff Boycott

Fresh from the England team's embarrassing humiliation by the West Indies on Saturday, the England cricket selectors have acted swiftly to supress criticism, and have recalled ancient treasure, Sir Geoffrey Boycott to the team for the Second Test mat...

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Kevin Pietersen Earns Fantastic Nickname Of 'Dumb Slog Millionaire'

Funny story: Kevin Pietersen Earns Fantastic Nickname Of 'Dumb Slog Millionaire'

Former England cricket captain Kevin Pietersen, the man who was auctioned-off for £1.55million to Bangalore owner Vijay Mallya last week, has set tongues wagging on the Indian sub-continent, and has already earned himself the interesting nickname of...

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England's cricketers were high as kites

Funny story: England's cricketers were high as kites

The Cricket world is reeling in shock at the news that the entire England team were out of their "bonces" on marijuana just before they went into bat for their second innings against West Indies. England were all out for 51 and lost the first Test...

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England Cricket Team Replaced By Womens Side

Funny story: England Cricket Team Replaced By Womens Side

The England cricket has been recalled by the ECB after their woeful display in the first test in the West Indies. The womens England team is been sent out the Caribbean to play in place of the male side. The England team lost the match by an inni...

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Former England stars for IPL

Funny story: Former England stars for IPL

England cricket stars have proved very popular in the IPL auctions. Following the success of Flintoff and Pieterson and to a lesser degree other current England players a number of "retired" stars are considering joining the fun. David Lloyd, the...

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English cricket team manager names new coach

Funny story: English cricket team manager names new coach

Following the resignations and sackings at the English Cricket Team, the team manager, Howe Zatt, today announced the new team coach. After a night-long session reviewing CVs and specifications, and countless re-runs of the Mike Lamb/Ian Botham Br...

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English cricket team beats hot curry, chicken tikka...

Funny story: English cricket team beats hot curry, chicken tikka...

The English cricket team might have gone home after being defeated comprehensively by India in both the one-dayers and test matches, but they can take consolation from the fact that for the first time in its cricketing history, they managed to beat t...

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