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Funny story: Elvis Presley to sell his house!

Elvis Presley to sell his house!

Elvis Presley has decided to sell his house in Beverley Hills because he is sick of all of his fans turning up on his date of birth and death and smothering the gates with dead flowers (appropriate!). Elvis who still roams around the house and in...
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Funny story: Elvis Presley's Underpants don't get a sniff

Elvis Presley's Underpants don't get a sniff

Yesterday, Elvis Presley's Bible and a pair of his underpants went under the hammer at Sothebys. Unsurprisingly, the stained pair of undies failed to sell while the Bible sold for a staggering 50,000 pounds. The underpants are sealed in a glass case...
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Funny story: Elvis Presley's Death 35 Years Ago Noted by Purring Elephants

Elvis Presley's Death 35 Years Ago Noted by Purring Elephants

If you thought that cats are the only animals that purr, think again. Researchers have recently reported that elephants purr too. See "The Mystery of the Purring Elephant" by Veronique Greenwood in TIME.com (August 3, 2012). A Spoof reporter who...
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Funny story: Lisa Marie Presley's Music Career and Marriage Have Hit The Rock 'n Roll Rocks

Lisa Marie Presley's Music Career and Marriage Have Hit The Rock 'n Roll Rocks

LOS ANGELES - The music world can be a magical place where unknown acts suddenly can become overnight sensations and where recognizable names can end up spiraling downward until they crash. According to Cowbell Music Magazine's Chipper Caruso the...
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Funny story: Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A Lesbian Werewolf! - Today's Piffle Prize Winner

Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A Lesbian Werewolf! - Today's Piffle Prize Winner

Once again the Daily Mail has scooped all three top slots in today's Piffle Prize Awards for three idiotic headlines accompanied by three non-stories. The winner by a wide margin, as selected by the judges, was 'Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A...
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Funny story: Agents scrambling to sign Zombie Entertainers

Agents scrambling to sign Zombie Entertainers

Talent agents jobs are not easy and finding quality entertainers is almost as difficult as finding a doughnut in Michael Moore's home. However, the prudent talent agent can find talent no matter where it comes from. Matthew Schleply, Dead Talent A...
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Funny story: Elvis Presley to reform

Elvis Presley to reform

The King of Rock'n'Roll, Elvis Aaron Presley, it set to make a shock comeback to the music scene thirty five years after his death. "We've just developed the technology to reconstitute a whole human being from just a puddle of preserved vomit," sa...
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Funny story: Elvis robot destroyed by 32 ounce soda

Elvis robot destroyed by 32 ounce soda

NEW YORK - UPDATE 1 - Elvis is dying again. The robot was signing well when it paused for refreshment. After drinking a sugary 32 ounce soda in New York city, angry mobs of Bloomberg supporters chased the robot down Broadway, carrying 2 liter bott...
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Funny story: Elvis robot to be created

Elvis robot to be created

SAN DIEGO - Elvis may not be alive now, but if his band has their way, he will be rejoining them by 2014. According to Japanese scientist Yohounddoe Otatiem, a robot that will be indistinguishable from Elvis at a distance of 10 meters will be ready...
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Funny story: Attempted Armed Robbery At Little Divot Post Office

Attempted Armed Robbery At Little Divot Post Office

The crime epidemic that has hit the once sleepy village of Little Divot reached a disturbing level yesterday after an armed man attempted to rob the local post office. Villagers were left stunned recently after half an ounce of weed and three cann...
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Funny story: Bobby Brown storms out of Whitney Houston funeral as ghost of Elvis makes speech

Bobby Brown storms out of Whitney Houston funeral as ghost of Elvis makes speech

Bobby Brown, the ex-husband of tragic music star Whitney Houston left her star studded funeral early last night after an argument about seating. In a statement released to CNNN he revealed "I was invited to the funeral but once seated I was asked to...
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Funny story: Elvis Presley - You were always on my mind

Elvis Presley - You were always on my mind

The following notes are taken from case study number 37, vis-a-vis Wendy Box, who has been admitted to ward 15 following over half a century of infatuation with the late American singer Elvis Presley. Elvis Presley first came to the attention of Wendy Box in 1956 when he released the song Heartbreak Hotel. The young Miss Box, then a 14 year old schoolgirl, would pass her free time in the Red Ca...
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Funny story: Neil Warnock bans Elvis from QPR

Neil Warnock bans Elvis from QPR

QPR manager Neil Warnock was left seething after the Premier League refused his request to bring in a goalkeeper on an emergency loan following injuries to Paddy Kenny and understudy Brian Murphy. "Paddy has got an enlarged Gluteus Maximus and his...
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Funny story: Forgotten Elvis Song Becomes Anthem for the Occupy Wall Street Movment

Forgotten Elvis Song Becomes Anthem for the Occupy Wall Street Movment

Memphis - A small group camping outside of Graceland, supporting the Occupy Memphis protest, was shocked when a limousine pulled up and womans hand holding a cd emerged. Goldie Bolton took the cd and handed it to a member of their group to play in th...
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Funny story: Chaz Bono To Play Elvis In Remake of Viva Las Vegas: Vagina To Play Ann-Margret

Chaz Bono To Play Elvis In Remake of Viva Las Vegas: Vagina To Play Ann-Margret

HOLLYWOOD: It was announced today that Bad Dream Studios will be starting production of a remake of the 1964 romantic comedy, Viva Las Vegas. In the original movie, which both critics and fans considered one of Elvis Presley's best, Elvis co-star...
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Funny story: Elvis Presley offers Lady Gaga career advice

Elvis Presley offers Lady Gaga career advice

Memphis, Tennessee -- The King of Rock 'n Roll paid a visit to Graceland on the 34th anniversary of his death, bringing with him some advice for America's current top pop star, Lady Gaga. "I'm making more in a day as a ghost than most performers e...
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Funny story: Jackie 's Big "O"! Secret Hacking Tapes Tell How She Got Even With JFK by Shagging Around!

Jackie 's Big "O"! Secret Hacking Tapes Tell How She Got Even With JFK by Shagging Around!

Former First Lady, Jacqueline Kennedy-Onassis, has come back from the grave after it's been revealed her daughter will be releasing never before heard tapes discovered during an investigation of a monumental phone hacking scheme from 1963! The...
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Funny story: Discovery Unlocks Mystery Of Elvis And The Monkeys

Discovery Unlocks Mystery Of Elvis And The Monkeys

In a fascinating scientific study conducted over the past three years across three continents, scientists have proved beyond all doubt that monkeys and apes will never be able to impersonate Elvis. They have been found to lack a crucial piece of t...
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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