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Funny story: The Golden Globes Awards Show: The Madonna - Elton John Feud Erupts Like Mt. Vesuvius

The Golden Globes Awards Show: The Madonna - Elton John Feud Erupts Like Mt. Vesuvius

BEVERLY HILLS - The 69th Annual Golden Globes Awards Show was hosted by a very subdued Ricky Gervais. The man who many refer to as "The Count of Cruelty" was not the same Ricky Gervais who resembled a den of rattlesnakes at last years Golden Globe...
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Funny story: Justin Timberlake Won't Bring the Sexy to Elton John Role

Justin Timberlake Won't Bring the Sexy to Elton John Role

Justin Timberlake has agreed to play the iconic Sir Elton John in an upcoming movie about John's life, but will not be allowed to apply his natural talent for suggestive body movement in the role. Timberlake was warned by producers before film con...
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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Explains Why She Is Against Gays and Lesbians Getting Married

Michele Bachmann Explains Why She Is Against Gays and Lesbians Getting Married

DES MOINES, Iowa - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour stopped in Des Moines, Iowa, the town known for being the birthplace of Nacho Velcro the inventor of the zipper. The congresswoman from Minnesota's 6th district was asked by...
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Funny story: Elton John's life to be filmed it promises to be a 'gay' old affair!

Elton John's life to be filmed it promises to be a 'gay' old affair!

Reg Dwight is to have his life filmed and his 'Gay' followers just can't wait to see him, his husband, Freddy Mercury, Boy George, George Michael, Ricky Martin, etc, all in action at some of the "parties" he held at his mansion. Reg's life is "...
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Funny story: Elton John And David Furnish At Centre Of Kate Bush Happy Slapping Incident

Elton John And David Furnish At Centre Of Kate Bush Happy Slapping Incident

National music treasure Kate Bush has become the the latest victim in the current spate of happy slapping attacks in and around London. Ms Bush, creator of such classics as Wuthering Heights, Babooshka and Cloudbusting was reportedly shopping in R...
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Funny story: Infamous Papparazzo Hoisted on Own Petard; Papped in Bunga-Bunga Hot Tub with Lady Ga Ga, Silvio Berlusconi, Elton John and A Player to be Named Later!

Infamous Papparazzo Hoisted on Own Petard; Papped in Bunga-Bunga Hot Tub with Lady Ga Ga, Silvio Berlusconi, Elton John and A Player to be Named Later!

A world famous celebrity paparazzo, who can't be named due to a last minute Super Injunction before the press rolled, was caught out in his own game being papped nude in compromising party activities during what is being called his Italian Waterloo...
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Funny story: Elton John Upset He Wasn't Biggest Queen At Royal Wedding

Elton John Upset He Wasn't Biggest Queen At Royal Wedding

Singer Elton John was upset at the Royal Wedding to see that he wasn't "the biggest Queen" in attendance. He felt that his presence was upstaged by that of Queen Elizabeth II at the marriage of her grandson, Prince William, to Kate Middleton. Aft...
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Funny story: Iceland Phallogical Museum Beseiged with Potential Donations, But the Competition is Stiff, Says Curator!

Iceland Phallogical Museum Beseiged with Potential Donations, But the Competition is Stiff, Says Curator!

Interest in Iceland's Phallogical Musuem (that's PENIS to you Brit Readers) has gone viral with the announcement they have received their first human donation from a local 95 year old man. Incidentally the man was dead when the appendage was surgical...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars And American Idol Face The Axe

Dancing With The Stars And American Idol Face The Axe

And that's not all - the future of X-Factor USA also appears to be in doubt, and neither Cheryl Cole nor Simon Cowell is to blame. Sitting in a comfortable leather upholstered swivel chair, Ryan Seacrest declared that the problems permeating the s...
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Funny story: Elizabeth Taylor's Gold Lamé Sandals That She Wore In 1963's "Cleopatra" Have Just Sold on eBay For $7.2 Million

Elizabeth Taylor's Gold Lamé Sandals That She Wore In 1963's "Cleopatra" Have Just Sold on eBay For $7.2 Million

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of the 1963 motion picture Cleopatra gave Elizabeth Taylor the pair of gold earrings and the pair of gold lamé sandals which the star wore during the filming of the epic motion picture. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight,...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga running for President of United States in 2012

Lady Gaga running for President of United States in 2012

The hush hush release of Lady Gaga's 'Born This Way' on Friday, February 11, 2011 was the same day it was being reported that the due date for babies conceived that day would be 11/11/11. Those were the two sensational stories of the day. A lot of articles even talked about them both but none drew a connection. Ever since the release of Born This Way, the Lady Gaga talk has been about it being...
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Funny story: Latest News From Elton John

Latest News From Elton John

Sir Elton John and David Furnish have spoken of creating their first feature film together as "the most amazing experience". The two multi millionaires said that they "knew people would criticise us for being too old and would say we were too sel...
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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Elton John Purchased Dorothy's Red Slippers That She Wore In 'The Wizard of Oz'

The Real Reason Why Elton John Purchased Dorothy's Red Slippers That She Wore In 'The Wizard of Oz'

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Elton John and his husband David Furnish visited America to show off the brand new addition to their family little Zachary Hickory Dickory John-Furnish. The proud pop and pop first visited New York City where they were the guests...
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Funny story: Baby Bombshell: Queen Latifah And Her Girlfriend Have Decided To Have A Baby

Baby Bombshell: Queen Latifah And Her Girlfriend Have Decided To Have A Baby

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Summersetter Faxx has disclosed that she heard from a very close friend of 40-year-old Queen Latifah that the 6 foot tall actress and her good-looking longtime girlfriend Jeanette "Booty Cutey" Jenkins ar...
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Funny story: Elton or David could be father of child - Whose sperm was fastest?

Elton or David could be father of child - Whose sperm was fastest?

Elton John has revealed that neither David Furnish nor he know who the Father of baby Zach is. John said: 'I believe David must be the father, because it stands to reason he is a better swimmer than I am so his sperm must be also.' Furnish on the...
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Funny story: Ghost of Tony Randall haunts Elton John

Ghost of Tony Randall haunts Elton John

Iconic musician Sir Elton John gets no rest of late. It's not because his infant son Zachary keeps him awake at night; Zachary is, by all accounts, a surprisingly well-tempered baby. Rather, the ghost of actor Tony Randall has taken it upon himself...
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Funny story: The Archers 60th Anniversary Elton John Storyline Shocker

The Archers 60th Anniversary Elton John Storyline Shocker

Richter Scale-smashing shock waves seem set to devastate Britain's favourite farming community tonight, writes Daisy Fields, Agriculture and Celebrity Infant-Trafficking Correspondent. The BBC have had devotees of long-running Radio 4 soap The Archers - set in the fictional Midlands village of Ambridge - salivating on tenterhooks for weeks in anticipation of the 60th Anniversary Episode to be b...
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Funny story: Tony Randall on Elton John's fatherhood: "Elton started young!"

Tony Randall on Elton John's fatherhood: "Elton started young!"

In a rare statement issued from the afterlife, actor Tony Randall dismissed concerns that Elton John is too old to be a new father. "Too old? Ridiculous," said Randall, who died in 2004 at the age of 84. "Why, I was more than ten years older tha...
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