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British Heavy Metal Band Blamed For Betrayal Of Jesus

Funny story: British Heavy Metal Band Blamed For Betrayal Of Jesus

A new survey has revealed a shocking level of ignorance surrounding Easter and the events of Holy Week, amongst the general public. The survey, which was conducted by the respected agnostic journal, Navel-Gazing Today, was both scientific and repr...

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G'pickled Easter eggs all the rave this Amish Easter

Funny story: G'pickled Easter eggs all the rave this Amish Easter

INTERCOURSE, Pa. - Although many people feel it's appropriate to pick on the Amish, the Pennsylvanian Germans are getting the last laugh. G'pickled Easter eggs are flying off the shelves of Amish food stores from Lancaster to Easton, Pennsylvania,...

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Ron 'n' Fred's Easter Chat

Funny story: Ron 'n' Fred's Easter Chat

"Art'anoon Fred, happy Easter mate. There yer go, got a pint in all ready f'yer on table 'ere. Sit yerself dahn 'n' get that dahn inside yer. Bit nippy out there innit." "Is a bit, yeah Ron. Still, it's only five minutes walk fer me t' get from my 'ouse to 'ere at The Golden Lion." "Easter in this country? Waste of time in my 'umble opinion Fred. Okay in Rio like, nice 'n' warm in Rio 'cause...

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Bad Friday - congregation held under

Funny story: Bad Friday - congregation held under

A service was held under 6 feet of water this morning in Morton-twix-Heron after occultists burst a nearby reservoir in preparation for their own Easter thanksgiving. In their version of events, a frogman in a white shroud emerges from a watery cr...

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Good Friday? What's Good About It? Asks Local Misery

Funny story: Good Friday? What's Good About It? Asks Local Misery

A local misery was today questioning the traditional name for the Friday of the Easter holidays. The day has been named 'Good Friday' since time immemorial and comes after 'Maundy Thursday' and before, simply, Saturday and Easter Sunday and Monday...

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Good Friday Pilgrims Flock To Pay Homage To Brian

Funny story: Good Friday Pilgrims Flock To Pay Homage To Brian

Tunisia: - Millions of Good Friday pilgrims were gathering here in Tunisia today, in order to pay homage to Brian, a fictional, sort of Jesus-like character in the film, 'Monty Python's Life Of Brian.' Pilgrims flooded into the country from such d...

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Panic as bookies prepare to pay out for a White Easter

Funny story: Panic as bookies prepare to pay out for a White Easter

For the first time in living memory, bookies in the south of England are preparing themselves to pay out for a White Easter. "Who knew?" said Falstaff Bier, a bookmaker from Romford. "We've been accepting bets on White Easter's for decades, and ne...

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Lady Gaga's New Easter Outfit Provides a Peeps Show

Funny story: Lady Gaga's New Easter Outfit Provides a Peeps Show

Make no mistake. It's not a "peep" show. Take your mind out of the gutter and see that we're talking about peeps. Y'know those soft marshmallow candies (yellow chickens and pink bunnies are the most popular) that folks either love or love to h...

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Jesus Told to Get Off the Cross

Funny story: Jesus Told to Get Off the Cross

Jesus Christ has been told by the government that he can no longer be crucified at Easter. Equalities minister Lynne Featherstone has instructed lawyers to claim that the cross is not central to Jesus' everyday life. Instead, the lawyers will seek a...

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The Dorking Sentinel: The Online Forum Discusses Easter

Funny story: The Dorking Sentinel: The Online Forum Discusses Easter

A SELECTION FROM THE FORUMS AT dorksent.web dorksent.web-forums>visiting>Dorking>Dorking's Wonderful Attractions NO POSTS IN THIS DISCUSSION please register to post on the forums dorksent.web>living>Dorking>Eastre Com-prattitune! KEPE ARE EASTRE HERITREGE posted 11 Feb 2012: Why do we nott celbrete Eastre like in the oldan day's thises day's? May Wiff an'd I goe s...

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Suitable Easter Eggs/Presents for UK Cabinet Ministers

Funny story: Suitable Easter Eggs/Presents for UK Cabinet Ministers

Right Honourable David Cameron MP (Conservative) Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service. Most Suitable Gift: A Guy Fawkes C4 filled exploding Easter egg. Right Honourable Nick Clegg MP (Liberal Democrat) Deputy Prime Minister, Lord President of the Council. (With special responsibility for political and constitutional reform) Most Suitable Gift: A brow...

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Easter bunnies lose their eggs?

Funny story: Easter bunnies lose their eggs?

Venlo, Holland, Easter Monday: Thousands of Dutch kids were left crying and screaming during the Easter period; it seems that Dutch Easter bunnies had all lost their eggs? As the world knows every child in Europe (apart from the UK and the very po...

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Easter Bunny Furloughed In Order to Save Money

Funny story: Easter Bunny Furloughed In Order to Save Money

(Washington D.C.)- The White House announced that the new budget deal would furlough the Easter Bunny this Easter. "There's just not enough money to pay for all the eggs and jelly-beans." stated Speaker of the House, John Boehner. Easter generall...

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Complains About Easter.

Funny story: Complains About Easter.

Easter began as a pagan holiday, and was soon adopted by all. It's the celebration of bunnies and chocolate. Recently the Easter Bunny has voiced complaints, "Jesus is stealing my holiday!". What has this world come to? When the happy story of rabbits hiding chocolate eggs is replaced. Replaced by Jesus dying for our sins. People have been trying to ruin this happy holiday, by speaking of C...

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Intoxicated Local Man Runs Over Easter Bunny

Funny story: Intoxicated Local Man Runs Over Easter Bunny

A nation bows it's collective head today as grim news spread throughout the country. A local man, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of retaliation, was taken into custody early Friday morning as numerous reputable eye-witnesses claimed to wi...

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Good Friday leads onto Okay Saturday

Funny story: Good Friday leads onto Okay Saturday

With the success of Good Friday, when shops up and down the nation report trade is booming bigger than Christmas - mainly because they have to shut at Christmas - merchants of England are asking for more days like Good Friday. "Boxing day is quite...

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Fears for William's Big Dipper as hit squad of shooting stars circles Windsor Castle

Funny story: Fears for William's Big Dipper as hit squad of shooting stars circles Windsor Castle

Berks - Astrologers working on Prince William's wedding chart reckon he's ploughing his own succession furrow - as a classic swastika formation of Lyrid meteor shower straddlles Windsor skies this Easter weekend. The annual celestial lightshow occ...

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Vatican Denies Good Friday Meat Feast Pizza Orders

Funny story: Vatican Denies Good Friday Meat Feast Pizza Orders

Vatican officials today angrily refuted an internet rumour that a total of 820 meat feast pizzas, 200 porcetta sandwiches, and 400 portions of suckling pig have been ordered for a Good Friday meat-up in the Vatican Museums. "This is a nasty unfoun...

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