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Pluto Orbit Changes! What Will Happen?

Funny story: Pluto Orbit Changes! What Will Happen?

Scientists, among them John Holdren and Harold Keene, announced today that they now believe that the former planet Pluto is changing orbit. "We didn't want to panic anyone and we could have been wrong but the planet or former planet, Pluto is slig...

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Two Big Meteors Are Actually Space Ships!

Funny story: Two Big Meteors Are Actually Space Ships!

Scientists say that what they thought, and what these ships thought we would think, were meteors, are actually spaceships. "Undoubtedly they are from another planet or might even be a combination US/Russia deal where they try to unite the countri...

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Sandra Bullock Confesses She Loves George Clooney But Sadly Says That He Only Dates Women That Are Much Younger Than Her

Funny story: Sandra Bullock Confesses She Loves George Clooney But Sadly Says That He Only Dates Women That Are Much Younger Than Her

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock was in the backyard of her Austin mansion barbecuing some fajitas for herself and her 4-year-old son Louis. Earlier she'd had a phone conversation with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk. Chipotle had asked her how sh...

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Mystery solved by anonymous person

Funny story: Mystery solved by anonymous person

London, England. In the most bizarre and astonishing news to break in history, a self employed sewage disposal worker has solved one of the the universe's most famous mysteries: why the earth rotates on its axis. The individual, who asked to remain n...

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Earth Drawing Appeal of Tomatoes

Funny story: Earth Drawing Appeal of Tomatoes

The Earth has a new ally against secret religions in the universe. The tomato! In a new push to bring new lifeforms to Earth, scientists have developed a special brand of tomato called Earthy. This fruit/vegetable when sliced in half will reveal...

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Wind Turbines Are "slowing The Earth Down"

Scientists in London have made a shock discovery this week while analysing the power generated by the worlds wind turbines. Some 267,000 wind turbines are now erected worldwide, with more going up each day, but tests on these monumental windmills giv...

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Reports Of Deadly Asteroid Hitting Earth "Probably" Overblown

Funny story: Reports Of Deadly Asteroid Hitting Earth "Probably" Overblown

The continuing daily reports that asteroid "2012 DA14" hitting the Earth late this year, or more likely, early next year are somewhat overblown according to Today's Science Journal. "Oh, it could hit us", stated Dr. Harold Nitzberg of NASA. "But e...

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Nomad Planets Mad at Earth!

Funny story: Nomad Planets Mad at Earth!

According to a new Study by the Clavical Reconstituted Astrophysical Particular Cosmotology Institute (CRAPCI) said "Nomad planets" may mob the Milky Way. In fact they are particularly unhappy with Planet Earth, a non-nomadic planet. "Nomad planets"...

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NASA Offered Local Inventor's 'Space Scrubber'

Funny story: NASA Offered Local Inventor's 'Space Scrubber'

A local inventor is set to make a fortune by selling his latest device to US space agency, NASA. Sid Shelf believes his invention is just what NASA needs to clean up the mess that has been created in near-Earth orbit by the various space programme...

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Thousands of haemorrhoids found near Earth

About 1,000 haemorrhoids big enough to cause catastrophic damage if they hit Earth are orbiting relatively nearby, a NASA survey shows. In a project known as SmellySpaceguard, the U.S. space agency was ordered by Congress in 1998 to find 90 percen...

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Earth-like planet discovered; Greens angry

Funny story: Earth-like planet discovered; Greens angry

It's called Kepler 22-b, it has a temperature of 22 degrees C, and it's only 600 light years away. It is the most Earth-like planet yet discovered by NASA, who have found hundreds of planets outside our own Solar System in recent years. It is like...

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Near Earth Asteroid Nothing To Worry About

Funny story: Near Earth Asteroid Nothing To Worry About

The media has widely reported that an asteroid big enough to destroy all life on Earth will pass close by later this week. This has understandably caused some unease amongst our readers and we have received literally thousands of emails, tweets and t...

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Asteroid set for fly-past of Earth particularly scary for those with depth perception issues

Funny story: Asteroid set for fly-past of Earth particularly scary for those with depth perception issues

HARFOLD, Vt.--This week, an asteroid 1,300 feet in diameter will pass between Earth and the moon. Traveling at about 30,000 miles per hour and 200,000 above Earth, the normal, everyday person will be none the wiser. For those, however, with depth...

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Asteroid to Knock the Moon into the Earth on Tuesday

Funny story: Asteroid to Knock the Moon into the Earth on Tuesday

NASA waited until today to tell us that on Tuesday evening a gigantic asteroid is going to crash into the moon and send the moon crashing full speed into Earth. Today a senior US military official said that Iran is "the biggest threat to the United S...

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Population reaches 7 billion

Funny story: Population reaches 7 billion

The Global Institute for the Management of Population (GIMP) have announced that the world's population has now reached 7 billion vermin (also known as humans). GIMP held a press conference today, wearing masks, and announced various ideas for reduci...

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The Beginner's Guide Part 4: Ten Things To Know About Travel

Funny story: The Beginner's Guide Part 4: Ten Things To Know About Travel

Hello and welcome to the fourth in our Beginner's Guide series. In this edition we are talking about travel. Since man could first walk, he has wandered freely, seeking out adventure and experience to broaden the mind. From the classic family holiday to the trans-Atlantic business trip, travel has become a much needed part of the day to day dealings of the human race. Whether you are p...

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Fat Bottomed Girls, You Really Do Make The World Go Round, Fact

Funny story: Fat Bottomed Girls, You Really Do Make The World Go Round, Fact

A study by leading scientists has confirmed that fat bottomed girls really do make the world go round. The lyrics to the popular Queen hit were always taken with a pinch of salt, rather like the fries that the name checked stars of the rock classi...

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German satellite offers much better odds of us not being obliterated, but they don't teach odds in school

Funny story: German satellite offers much better odds of us not being obliterated, but they don't teach odds in school

BERLIN, Germany--Time to restock your fallout shelters. The German "Röntgensatellit" or ROSAT will most likely slam into Earth's atmosphere in late October or early November. However, whereas the UARS carried a 1 in 3,200 chance of hitting us, the...

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