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Secretary of State John Kerry: C'Mon man! You must be kidding!

Funny story: Secretary of State John Kerry: C'Mon man! You must be kidding!

Why should Senator John Kerry be appointed Secretary of State? When he made his run for the presidency against Dubya it was pointed out that if Kerry were to be elected president, America would be just one nut away from having a chipmunk (John Edwards) in the White House. While BILLINGSGATE does not wish to offend members of the genera Tamias and Eutamias species, it is not only Dr. B who has not...

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Fifty Shades Of Red: The Incestuous Relationship Between Obama And The Media

Funny story: Fifty Shades Of Red: The Incestuous Relationship Between Obama And The Media

BILLINGSGATE POST - There's much more to Dr. Billingsgate's publishing phenom than just secret backroom assignations between a panting press and a president willing to use any device to satisfy himself and his red-shaded lovers. For those who hope...

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Sexual Revolution Over: Women Told To Beat Their Vaginas Into Plowshares

Funny story: Sexual Revolution Over: Women Told To Beat Their Vaginas Into Plowshares

BILLINGSGATE POST - "And he will judge between the nations and will rebuke many people."...Isaiah 2:4. It is all over, folks. No more Hollywood starlets flashing their pubic areas, no more shotgun weddings, no more vibrators and no more porn. T...

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Tired Of Your Itchy Ass-Hole? Vote For Mitt Romney This November

Funny story: Tired Of Your Itchy Ass-Hole? Vote For Mitt Romney This November

BILLINGSGATE POST - Suffering from erectile dysfunction? No Problem. Need an abortion? No Problem. Need sex change? No Problem. Need Penile Pump? No problem. Need new boobs, penis extender, nose job.....? No Problemo. However, if you are on...

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Obama First President To Have Eaten Man's Best Friend: Michelle Puts Bo On Endangered Specie List

Funny story: Obama First President To Have Eaten Man's Best Friend: Michelle Puts Bo On Endangered Specie List

BILLINGSGATE POST - President Obama reveals he was fed dog meat as a young boy in Indonesia while living with his stepfather, Lolo Soetoro. Has anyone seen Bo lately? Small wonder that Michelle has a court order prohibiting Barack from seeing Bo un...

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Dalai Lama To Meet With Dr. Billingsgate In Official San Diego Visit

Funny story: Dalai Lama To Meet With Dr. Billingsgate In Official San Diego Visit

BILLINGSGATE POST - The Dalai Lama, who will make his first official visit to San Diego this week, is Tibet's spiritual leader, that nation's political leader in exile and the 1989 Nobel Peace Prize recipient. He is also a friend and confidant o...

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Secret Service Agents Deny Sex With Columbian Coeds: Merely "Hovering" At Discreet Distance

Funny story: Secret Service Agents Deny Sex With Columbian Coeds: Merely "Hovering" At Discreet Distance

BILLINGSGATE POST - The eleven Secret Service Agents who were flown back to Washington for allegedly participating in an impromptu toga party with a like number of Columbian coeds, denied that any sexual activity occurred. A spokesperson for the Sec...

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Bibi Netanyahu Talks To Dr. Billingsgate

Funny story: Bibi Netanyahu Talks To Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST - After speaking before the American Israel Public Action Committee (AIRPAC) last night in Washington, Bibi Netanyahu sat down with Dr. Billingsgate to discuss his speech and his meeting that morning with President Barack Hussein Obama: Dr. B: Mr. Prime Minister, may I call you Bibi? Bibi: Of course, of course. It is my privilege. Dr. B: Thank you. In your brilliant...

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President's Truth Team To Be Headed By Dr. Billingsgate

Funny story: President's Truth Team To Be Headed By Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST - President Obama's re-election team on Monday rolled out a campaign to recruit two million supporters to help debunk attacks on the president's record and hit back at his Republican rivals. To be called the "Truth Team," the Dem...

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Lindsay Lohan: Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Her Like Marilyn Monroe

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Her Like Marilyn Monroe

HOLLYWOOD - Taxidermist to the stars, Dr. Billingsgate, today released information regarding Ms. Lohan that has Hollywood atwitter. For good reason, it appears. Apparently the nude pictures of Lindsay that were supposed to be suppressed until the n...

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Porn Lawyer Seeks to Expand Show-Biz Career

Fresh off countless CNN appearances, creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti has sued Marvel Comics, demanding to be taken on as their latest super-hero -- Rabid-Ranting-Rodent-Esquire-Dude.
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