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President Vows To "Put The Lead Back In Paint"

Funny story: President Vows To "Put The Lead Back In Paint"

In what Republican lawmakers touted as certain boost for the economy, the president revealed his plan today, to "Put The Lead Back In Paint." A spokesperson for the Society of Mothers For The Manufacture of Lead responded that this is exactly what...

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President Repeals Child Labor Laws

Funny story: President Repeals Child Labor Laws

In a move that left White House reporters stunned, the president held an impromptu press conference this afternoon, where he pulled a piece of toilet paper off the bottom of his shoe, and on it, wrote up and signed an executive order repealing all ch...

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Trump Tries to Wrangle Invitation to Princess Eugenie's Wedding

Funny story: Trump Tries to Wrangle Invitation to Princess Eugenie's Wedding

President Donald Trump of the U.S. has announced that he would like to visit London on October 12, which just happens to be the planned date for Princess Eugenie of York's wedding. Included in the unsolicited invitation for the Trumps to visit was...

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United Nations Report Links Climate Change to Global Warming

Funny story: United Nations Report Links Climate Change to Global Warming

Causing consternation to climate-change deniers like former Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt, a groundbreaking new United Nations report definitively links climate change to global warming. Mincing no words, current presi...

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White House to be Plated In Gold

Funny story: White House to be Plated In Gold

The president signed an executive order today stating that: "The entire structure of the White House, including floors, walls, and ceilings, shall be 100% covered in a 1' thick coating of pure 24 carat gold. Furthermore all chairs, tables, furnit...

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Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force

Funny story: Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force

Colorado has changed the meaning of Rocky Mountain High to something more literal over the years. Now they are preparing some special weaponry especially for Federal Law Enforcement, should it come to enforce Federal cannabis regulations. "We call...

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Trump Sees Ant-Man and Wasp Movie and Wants Scientists to Build Him a Super-Suit

Funny story: Trump Sees Ant-Man and Wasp Movie and Wants Scientists to Build Him a Super-Suit

Mir-A-Lago, FL President Trump tweeted today that America's scientists are way behind where they should be. "Why haven't our scientists invented something like Ant-Man's little cars or an Iron Man suit like in the movies? I think, as President, I...

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Bill Shine appointment to bring WH messaging more in line with Fox News

Concerned that White House policy and messaging weren't sufficiently in lock step with Fox News, President Trump has brought in former Fox News co-president Bill Shine to serve as Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief of Staff for Communication...

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Trump Announces Plan To Deport Native Americans

Funny story: Trump Announces Plan To Deport Native Americans

President Trump had a serious case of the sniffles this morning as he spoke to reporters this morning in an impromptu press conference. The president was still in his pajamas, and had apparently just had cereal, because he appeared to have a milk...

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Queen is Already Working on Excuse to Miss Trump Visit

Funny story: Queen is Already Working on Excuse to Miss Trump Visit

Buckingham Palace, London It was announced that the Queen would be accompanying Prince Philip to get a secret medical treatment in a secret location at the time that Trump will be having his state visit. When it was asked how they could know they...

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Rowling Laughs at Trump After Spoof Writer Alerts her to Spelling Error

Funny story: Rowling Laughs at Trump After Spoof Writer Alerts her to Spelling Error

USA Potus Donald Trump has been criticized by English writer JK Rowling over his pathetic attempts at spelling and grammar. Mr Trump wrote: "After having written many best selling books, and somewhat priding myself on my ability to write, it shoul...

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Immigration Enforcement (ICE) Will Never Melt

Funny story: Immigration Enforcement (ICE) Will Never Melt

President Donald Rump today said that 4 Democratic Senators calling for the abolition of Immigrant Customs Enforcement (ICE) proved that the Democratic Party wanted Central American rapists, murderers, and other degenerate criminals to come to the U.

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Trump celebrates July 4th Sings: "Sometimes I feel like a motherless child!"

President Donald Trump appeared this morning on the WH lawn on what was billed as a "Celebration of Independence Day." A stunned WH Press Corp gasped in astonishment as the 45th president of the United States skipped to the podium dressed as Little O...

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Trump's Nominee for Supreme Court - Alabama's Roy Moore

The White House. 2 hours ago. President Donald Trump has chosen former Chief Justice of the Alabama State Supreme Court Roy Moore to replace retiring justice Anthony Kennedy, according to a reliable but anonymous source within the White House. The...

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President Trump seen dry humping American flag in Oval Office after Supreme Court decision!

The scene from the Oval Office of President Donald Trump dry humping the American flag after the Supreme Court decision on his Muslim travel ban is dominating the news today according to all of the major news outlets. "in both the USA and oversea," a...

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First Amendment Rewrite

Funny story: First Amendment Rewrite

Now that a thoroughly balanced and non-partisan Supreme Court has upheld Donald Trump’s Muslim Ban, I think it’s time that we amended the First Amendment to the Constitution. Hell, let’s just amend both parts of it, while we’re at it. “Congress s...

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Red Hen Restaurants are Riding a Wave of Popularity

Funny story: Red Hen Restaurants are Riding a Wave of Popularity

Restaurants called "Red Hen," were at first riding a wave of hate from conservatives protesting the owner of a Red Hen restaurant ordering Trump Press Secretary Sarah Sanders to leave. And not because he was afraid there wasn't enough food in the res...

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Ben Carson Will Perform Brain Surgery on Eric Trump

Funny story: Ben Carson Will Perform Brain Surgery on Eric Trump

Mar-A-Lago, FL Eric Trump's sitter lost track of him for a few minutes and found him passed out on the floor after sticking a fork in the electrical outlet. When he woke up, his speaking was odder than usual. Trump was ordered by Melania to call a do...

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Breaking news…

Trump to Continue Dictator Tour

There are still a few dictators in the world that Trump hasn't groveled to.
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