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Script To New Disney Star Wars Leaked!

Funny story: Script To New Disney Star Wars Leaked!

Intrepid, rat-like reporters working for international seamy tabloids just got the biggest story of the whole millennium (and that includes the Millennium Falcon!)- they copped the script from the new Star Wars movie still in production! Here is a summary of the plot: In a place long, long ago before even Walt Disney himself was born a galactic wide war ensued between the good people of the...

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Cumming soon to a toy story near you

HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Dizzy Pixie has announced plans to produce Toy Store 1000, which is scheduled to be released sometime in June, 2015. After years of false starts and setbacks, Pixie head Johnny Lasso, who will direct the film, said his team was f...

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Scottish Independence - MacDisney Fairytale Park Bid For Scotland

Funny story: Scottish Independence - MacDisney Fairytale Park Bid For Scotland

The offer of $40Bn to turn Scotland into a MacDisney Theme Park with Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip as "fairy tale" Queen and King will not be accepted, a Scottish Nationalist claimed while addressing a meeting of the "What to do with Scotland" pa...

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British Royal Family To Have Removable Heads

Queen Elizabeth II and any other Royal Heads of State will in future be removable to prevent Kings, Dukes Queens and even Jacks hanging onto power like Queen Elizabeth. The "Thatcher Syndrome" where crazed obsessives believe themselves to be ind...

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Walt Disney Thawed to Serve Jury Duty on Will Smith Spree Killing Case

Funny story: Walt Disney Thawed to Serve Jury Duty on Will Smith Spree Killing Case

Hard pressed to find a 12th U.S. citizen to serve on the jury for actor Will Smith's murder trial, the Supreme Court is enacting a wild card protocol which will see beloved animator Walt Disney thawed from cryogenic freeze to serve as the final juror...

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The MOUSE Shall Have His Revenge

Funny story: The MOUSE Shall Have His Revenge

The Mouse has had enough. Within his realm, The Mouse would be inscribed THE MOUSE, but here on this satire site we are safe from his surveillance and what could be misconstrued as a sign of disrespect. At least for now, that is. For years The Mouse has watched as young upstarts have corroded the Empire that he and his Master have so carefully and painstakingly put together. It is frus...

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UK's Prince Philip accidentally frozen in cryogenic pod with Walt Disney's head

Funny story: UK's Prince Philip accidentally frozen in cryogenic pod with Walt Disney's head

Prince Philip, the Queen of England's escort, has fallen into a secret cryogenic chamber a mile below California's Disneyland. Inspecting the pods where Sleeping Beauty and Walt Disney's head are stored "The Dook" was leaning over the safety barr...

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Zeppelins, Flying Lawn Chairs, Blimps as "Air Disney Park" to Open in Arizona

Funny story: Zeppelins, Flying Lawn Chairs, Blimps as "Air Disney Park" to Open in Arizona

A new park between Nagales and Tuscon, Arizona will open during the summer of 2014 says a Disney World executive and is expected to rival the other Disney Parks everywhere. "It's not just lawn chairs with helium balloons and beebee guns, there wil...

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A List of 10 Trivia Facts From Walt Disney's Blockbuster "Frozen"

Funny story: A List of 10 Trivia Facts From Walt Disney's Blockbuster "Frozen"

HOLLYWOOD - The Disney animated musical Frozen is giving Hunger Games a run for its money. Frozen took in an amazing $90 million in just the first five days it was out. It has already become the #1 movie in Pocatello, Idaho; Apalachicola, Florida; Kalamazoo, Michigan; Lafayette, Louisiana; and Sheboyan, Wisconsin. Reports coming out of Europe are that Barcelona, Spain has had over $200,00...

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Disney Studios Latest Concept: Floozy Factor

Funny story: Disney Studios Latest Concept: Floozy Factor

The public has seen Disney churning out "Girls and Boys Next Door Gone Bad"types for years now. These stars like Aguilera, Spears, Timberlake, Lohan, Bieber, Cyrus, and Gomez, have been keeping celebrity hounds and the media frenzied year after year...

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Miley Cyrus Running for Her Life

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Running for Her Life

Apparently the news has been kept from the press but after three days Miley Cyrus has been given enough time to escape to a safe place, according to the FBI. In a news conference released this morning a Spokesman for the FBI stated that the Cyrus...

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Selena Gomez Threatens Justin Bieber With A Restraining Order

Funny story: Selena Gomez Threatens Justin Bieber With A Restraining Order

TARZANA - Saying that she has had enough of the little hip hop singer wannabe from Canada, Selena Gomez has just informed the entertainment media that she is seriously considering putting a restraining order on ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber. Gomez sa...

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The Epic of Gilgamesh

The Epic of Gilgamesh is a long, boring, heroic poem by Gil Gamesh, a Babylonian who plagiarized the story from ancient Sumerian sources and claimed that the events of the poem, outlandish though they are, actually happened to him. One of the poem's key episodes in the flood, which, when it is written about in the Bible, is known as the Biblical flood, but, in Gilgamesh, is referred to as The Delu...

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Star Wars 7 Cast Annouced

Funny story: Star Wars 7 Cast Annouced

George Lucas and Disney have announced several cast members who shall be appearing in the new Star Was movie, the seventh in the series, which follows on from where the Return of the Jedi left off. Though Darth Vader is dead it has now been confir...

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Disney buy Lucasfilm

Funny story: Disney buy Lucasfilm

Disney have bought Lucasfilm from founder George Lucas for $4.2bn. The firm is most famous for producing the 'Stars Wars' films as well as providing special effects for other companies. Disney are to produce two more 'Star Wars' over the next 18 m...

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Disney appointed to organise the End of the World Party

Funny story: Disney appointed to organise the End of the World Party

Disney have been appointed by the UN to organise the End of the World Party on December twenty-first, when many crackpots and religious nutjobs believe that the world will end, because the Mayan calendar runs out. "If the world is going to end," s...

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Donald Duck to be brought out of retirement to save Disney

Funny story: Donald Duck to be brought out of retirement to save Disney

Rumours of Donald's demise on a pancake with hoisin sauce, spring onion and cucumber have been greatly exaggerated, and the half dressed duck has been coaxed out of retirement to help prop up a flailing Disney empire that has seen three of it's last...

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Disneyland Australia

Funny story: Disneyland Australia

Walt Disney Home Entertainment has released a statement at their Annual Conference on Friday confirming that a new disney land theme park will be built in Sydney, Australia. A rep for the company confirmed that the annoucement of the companies 9th Pa...

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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.
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