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New Research Confirms People With No Arms Give Lousy High Fives

Funny story: New Research Confirms People With No Arms Give Lousy High Fives

Cambridge, MA - Researchers at Harvard have published the results of an extensive ten year, one hundred million dollar study. The findings confirm long held beliefs. Turns out people with no arms cannot give a decent high five. Researchers stu...

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World's most disabled person found

Funny story: World's most disabled person found

Bob lives in Milton Keynes and is cared for by his mother, Ethel. Bob suffered terrible birth defects during his mother's somewhat difficult pregnancy. He is now 35 years old. Bob was born with no arms, no legs, no mouth, no ears and only one eye,...

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Woman With No Legs Aims To Break 100 Meter Sprint Record

Funny story: Woman With No Legs Aims To Break 100 Meter Sprint Record

Brave Barb Walters hopes to break the 100 metre sprint record despite having no legs, and says she will do it without steroids. The popular local East London lass says she has dealt with challenges most of her life after her alcoholic father accid...

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Wimbledon to Introduce Disablers for the Final

Funny story: Wimbledon to Introduce Disablers for the Final

Following a glut of complaints to the Lawn Tennis Association; the Wimbledon ruling elite have finally buckled to pressure from equal opportunities groups and for the first time will finally allow disablers, mentalists and retards to act both as matc...

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Disabled march on Number 10

Funny story: Disabled march on Number 10

The organizers of severely disabled people who are planning to take part in a protest march, over proposed spending cuts, have announced that the group is hoping to reach Number 10 by 2012. That's if all goes well and the wind is behind them.

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The Spoof bans jokes about the Handicapped

Funny story: The Spoof bans jokes about the Handicapped

Following complaints by some attention seeking woman from Hampshire after she witnessed Frankie Boyle telling a joke about Down's syndrome sufferers, Spoof editor Mark Lowton has taken the step of censoring all jokes about people who suffer from any...

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Keira Knightley Attends Disabled Weightlifting Display In Dagenham

Funny story: Keira Knightley Attends Disabled Weightlifting Display In Dagenham

Pirates Of The Caribbean star Keira Knightley yesterday attended a display of weightlifting by the disabled in a Basildon community hall. The English rose herself watched intently as four disabled people - all from Dagenham - tackled a variety of...

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Paraplegic Actor Walks Again

Funny story: Paraplegic Actor Walks Again

Paraplegic actor, Sam Worthington, has miraculously regained the use of his legs following a visit to a specialist acupuncture clinic in Prestatyn, North Wales. The star, who features in the multi-award winning film, Avatar (where he is typecast a...

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Family Guy Rapped for Using Disability As A Marketing Opportunity

Funny story: Family Guy Rapped for Using Disability As A Marketing Opportunity

Popular cartoonlike family guy Gordon Brown was today rapped for using his disabled son and the demise of his daughter as a lively topic of conversation in an attempt to make himself more popular. Following his failed attempts at making himself mo...

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Make Fun Of A Cripple Day Special Event At T-Baggers Convention In February

T.J. McCorkle, special events chairman for the T-Bagger Convention to be held February, 2010, in Nashville has announced a major all day event for the conventioneers. "Make Fun Of A Cripple Day, will be a fun day for all" said McCorkle. "We will...

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Bank won't "lend a hand"

Funny story: Bank won't "lend a hand"

Tampa, Florida - A man with a check to cash deliberately tried to circumvent the policies that his bank had in place to combat fraud. He deliberately had himself born with no arms, then tried to cash that check with no thumbprint. He also mocked the...

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Fashion House Releases Clothing Line for Disabled Individuals

Funny story: Fashion House Releases Clothing Line for Disabled Individuals

Minnesota, MN - In response to a $100,000k+ fine imposed on the chain for discriminating against a differently-abled individual at their Mall of America branch, a US fashion chain has dedicated an entire line of clothing for those suffering with disa...

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Local Man Chops Off His Arms and Legs Just So That He Can Get Access To Disabled Parking

Funny story: Local Man Chops Off His Arms and Legs Just So That He Can Get Access To Disabled Parking

A local man used electric hedge-trimmers to sever his arms and legs from his body just so that he could get access to the only disabled parking space in the area. John Smythe, 42, was sick and tired of never being able to find a parking space when...

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10 Signs That You Are Disabled Person Who Drives

Funny story: 10 Signs That You Are Disabled Person Who Drives

You think an SUV might be too small to be safe. It takes more than four minutes to get out of your car. When backing into a parking spot, you just back up until you hear a little crunch. It scares other drivers when you drive the speed limit. The only thing you pass on the road is the Amish. You use cruise control because your leg, if you have one, fell asleep. You use crui...

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Obama's Special Olympics Gaff tied in with stimulus bill

Funny story: Obama's Special Olympics Gaff tied in with stimulus bill

The stimulus package that the Obama administration put together has some people frothing at the mouth in anger. Part of the bill requires that State social services reduce cost by cutting off thousands of people who receive disability benefits.

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Handicapped Woman Goes The Extra Mile For Pity, Gets None

Lauren Saunders hobbled and groaned her way across the UniTrust Bank parking lot where she works to pick up a piece of trash, hoping that others would see and hear her dedication and bravery. Saunders, a 42 year old partial amputee, had the l...

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Handicapped Man Sues For Wrongful D.U.I. Arrest

Funny story: Handicapped Man Sues For Wrongful D.U.I. Arrest

A handicapped man has sued the Rogers, Arkansas police department for wrongful arrest on charges of D.U.I. (driving under the influence). Matt Stoves of Rogers says that the charges are bogus and that the "embarrassment is gonna cost these boys some...

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Normality Is Identified As The Most Damaging Handicap

Funny story: Normality Is Identified As The Most Damaging Handicap

It has been officially declared that normality is the most common handicap in the world with nine times as many people with it than those without. It is also causes the most devastation affecting the lives of millions of people indirectly since the consequences of being normal when put to wrong use such as abusing power, bullying, selfishness, etc. are more damaging to society in total than the da...

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