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Can Wearing Feathers Help to Attract the Opposite Sex?

Funny story: Can Wearing Feathers Help to Attract the Opposite Sex?

Hey, it worked for burlesque queens. Even more surprising, though, apparently it also worked for dinosaurs, according to recent scientific research. And as soon as these findings regarding dinosaurs were released, there were lots of interesti...

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Pluck Me! Jurassic Park to be refilmed exclusive!

Funny story: Pluck Me! Jurassic Park to be refilmed exclusive!

According to 'scientists' one of the dinosaurs depicted in the groundbreaking film Jurassic Park, didn't have scales but feathers!! Bungling buffoons had originally said that Ornithomimids, the OSTRICH LIKE dinosaur had a scaly skin, and so that i...

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Dinosaur farts warmed planet, but killed mating attempts: study

Funny story: Dinosaur farts warmed planet, but killed mating attempts: study

HARFOLD, Vt. - In a study released this week by Harfold State College, scientists revealed that dinosaurs were, by far, the worst farters in our planet's history. Although these farts went a long way in warming the planet, increasing the average t...

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All Our Yesterdays - Noah - "I'm Sorry, But You Ever Tried Rounding Up Dinosaurs?"

Funny story: All Our Yesterdays - Noah - "I'm Sorry, But You Ever Tried Rounding Up Dinosaurs?"

Palestinian man, Noah, a noted seafaring type of chap, who saved all the animals, by marching them two-by-two onto his ark as the world was inexplicably and surprisingly flooded, today apologised for failing to save the dinosaurs. "I did me best," a tearful Noah told Skoob News. "But it was a tough call. Have you ever tried rounding up Tyrannosaurs? Or velociraptors? Or catching a pterodactyl i...

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Neptune To Be Renamed Pluto, Scientists Say

Funny story: Neptune To Be Renamed Pluto, Scientists Say

PRAGUE-On August 24th, 2006, yet another piece of our embarrassingly fragile childhood was destroyed. At a meeting of the International Astronomical Union (IAU) in Prague, a clear majority of astronomers voted for a definition of the term "planet" th...

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Creationist archaeologists discover proof of God

Funny story: Creationist archaeologists discover proof of God

In the Nevada desert, a group of archaeologists have made an astonishing discovery which appears to provide evidence for creationism. In a large dig site, the bones of ten dinosaurs have been discovered wearing crucifixes. Chief digger and creatio...

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Dinosaurs discovered in the Falklands

Funny story: Dinosaurs discovered in the Falklands

Prehistoric reptiles have been discovered roaming wild in the Falkland Islands, a UK government scientist announced today, to the great surprise of the zoological world. The dinosaurs include T-Rex's, Stegosauri, and other dangerous creatures once th...

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Spinops sternbergorum really Betty White!

A new species of horned dinosaur known as Spinops sternbergorum has been discovered in the vaults of the Natural History Museum. This astounding news was announced at a press conference by the museum Public Information Officer, Reginald Crotch. H...

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Dinomania! Hits the UK

Funny story: Dinomania! Hits the UK

Dinosaurs are being breed in secret at England's London zoo. The top secret plan is four floors underground at the zoo. Scientists have hatched five eggs so far but the problem is they don't know what the dinosaurs are! Its thought there was a mix up...

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New Dinosaur Park To Open

Funny story: New Dinosaur Park To Open

The tyrannosaurus rex and the stegosaurus will once again walk the plains of planet Earth when a new theme park, Dinosaur World, opens its doors next month in Tibet. The creatures will actually be immense dinosaur costumes that will employ the sam...

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Dinosaur footprint-shaped Moon crater 'is giant marijuana leaf fossil' - report

Funny story: Dinosaur footprint-shaped Moon crater 'is giant marijuana leaf fossil' - report

Space - Did the Universe's founding fathers seed more than just humans during their insemination of our solar system? A new report this weekend from the Lunar Prospector mission's on-board gamma-ray spectrometer has found 'highly significant' new...

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Recover Bin Ladens body? What's the rush?

Funny story: Recover Bin Ladens body? What's the rush?

Bonkers evolutionists are claiming that there is no rush if anyone needs to reclaim the remains of international terrorist Osama Bin Laden, who was supposedly buried at sea today. According to the phoney baloney theory, it takes millions of years...

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Small Tourist Boat on Lake Windermere Overturned by Lake Monster, Three Missing

Funny story: Small Tourist Boat on Lake Windermere Overturned by Lake Monster, Three Missing

Coming on the heels of a couple who claimed they saw a "Nessie-like' lake creature while out on Lake Windermere in England, it has been reported that something very large has overturned a small boat of tourists who were out to get a glimpse. "We g...

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Pariahsaurus Fossils Discovered in Wisconsin

Funny story: Pariahsaurus Fossils Discovered in Wisconsin

Thought for years to be a new species of dinosaur but never found fully intact, the full skeletal remains of a male Pariahsaurus were discovered this week in a valley that borders the Wisconsin shores of Lake Michigan. A very close cousin to the...

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Dinosaurs will not be invited to Christmas lunch, again

Funny story: Dinosaurs will not be invited to Christmas lunch, again

The Smith family, from Barnstaple are still clearing up, after making the mistake of inviting their neighbours, a family of Tyrannosaurus Rexs to Christmas lunch. Mrs Smith told us: 'They are a new family to the area, and we felt that the polite,...

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T-Rex returns

Funny story: T-Rex returns

London, England. A large tyrannosaurus rex has emerged from the Scottish highlands and has terrorised people living in the English towns of the north. Huge masses of people were seen fleeing settlements ahead of the dinosaur's invasion, even Police w...

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Less dinosaurs than previously thought

Funny story: Less dinosaurs than previously thought

At the last count, there were nearly seven hundred species of dinosaur. If one palaeontologist is right, however, there were a mere fifty or so. "We have been looking at it all wrong," said Doctor Ivan Jaukiov from the Moscow Institute of Palaeont...

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Scientists discover what dinosaurs tasted like

Funny story: Scientists discover what dinosaurs tasted like

Palaeontologists from Manchester University of Science and Technology have finally reconstructed what dinosaurs tasted like. Using quantum tunnelling microscopes on the patterns that their flesh left imprinted in the rocks, they have compared the...

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