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Funny story: Higher Education Stymied. Police Shut Down Meth Lab at Votech School!

Higher Education Stymied. Police Shut Down Meth Lab at Votech School!

Police and K-9 units shut down a Charleston, W. Va industrial arts school after discovering that students, teachers, and the head administrator were running a pharmaceutical lab producing high grade Methamphetamine, (Meth.) Attention was drawn to...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Seeks Charity to Pay for Kids' Braces

Sarah Palin Seeks Charity to Pay for Kids' Braces

Sarah Palin recently went on Fox News and publicly admitted that she could use some help in paying for her kids' dental expenses. "Do you even know how much a set of braces costs these days?" asked Palin as she made her case for asking folks who...
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Funny story: Farting Dentist Banned

Farting Dentist Banned

Matthew Stilton, known as 'the farting dentist' because of his disturbing flatulence has been banned from his practice because of 'inappropriate behaviour'.. A colleague complained that he was giving patients 'the wrong sort of gas' and it made th...
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Funny story: US House covets dental gold

US House covets dental gold

Washington DC - A confidential source, code-named Praline, on a key committee of the US House has revealed that not only will Social Security be cut to the quick, but Baby Boomers will be targeted in a new way. As gold is expected to reach $2,000...
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Funny story: Local Man Left Bloody & Beaten after Encounter with Dental Hygienist over Language Barrier!

Local Man Left Bloody & Beaten after Encounter with Dental Hygienist over Language Barrier!

A Local Man, a semi articulate and part time satire writer, was left speechless after a mind numbing encounter with a dental hygienist today which left him bloody and wishing for a kidney stone attack instead. Melvin Wordsmithe, a mild mannered r...
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Funny story: News Anchor hospitalised, Dental Patients left gagging as Natural Amalgam scandal unfolds

News Anchor hospitalised, Dental Patients left gagging as Natural Amalgam scandal unfolds

Dr. Harry Monk, a dentist in Newcastle has become embroiled in a major NHS scandal. Monk's Dental practice website states: "Mercury fillings are unsightly, and there is anecdotal evidence mercury amalgam may be hazardous to health" "At Mon...
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Funny story: Dentists Slam Ugly Betty's Braces

Dentists Slam Ugly Betty's Braces

Orthodontists are sick to the back teeth of patients refusing to wear dental braces - all thanks to Ugly Betty! TV's eccentrically-clad magazine tyro Betty Suarez is famous for her lack of fashion sense, her hair - and, of course, her braces. B...
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Funny story: Report from Taiwan dentists - chowing down on large burgers can damage your jaw

Report from Taiwan dentists - chowing down on large burgers can damage your jaw

Taiwanese dentists have urged fast food chains to drop over-sized burgers from their menus following a growing number of jaw injury cases. Apparently the human jaw is only meant to handle objects up to one and a half inches thick. Personally,...
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Funny story: Prisoner's £50,000 toothache causes Taxpayer £50,000 Headache

Prisoner's £50,000 toothache causes Taxpayer £50,000 Headache

A notorious gangland killer has been awarded nearly £50,000 of taxpayers money following reports of inadequate dental care at a top security prison. Food Michael Steel, 82, speaking from his cell, defended the decision. "Look, I've waited 2 wee...
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Funny story: Denists' Nightmare Jaimee Grubbs Faces SCRAM Judge.

Denists' Nightmare Jaimee Grubbs Faces SCRAM Judge.

Jungle-fever-having celebrity cumdumpster Jaimee Grubbs was in a Beverly Hills Court this morning, facing charges of Felony F-cking of a Married Athlete, Driving with a Suspended License, and Becoming Famous Without a Full Set Of Teeth, also known as...
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Funny story: U.S. set to prosecute candymaker

U.S. set to prosecute candymaker

"Two hundred fifty-six billion cavities and counting", says the head of a Senate investigative committee on health and welfare, J.P. Piedmont Morgan, VI. "It's a dental disaster of the most decadent kind. We have indicted the candy industry for...
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Funny story: Dry Cleaning Chemicals Make Great Mouthwash

Dry Cleaning Chemicals Make Great Mouthwash

You don't take it straight but dry cleaning chemicals diluted with water and a little lemon juice cleanse the mouth like nothing else - including hydrogen peroxide. Raul and Claudio Jimenez learned the secret while visiting Guadalupe de la Mar...
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Funny story: Biden leaves stimulus package at dentist's office

Biden leaves stimulus package at dentist's office

Vice President Joe Biden admitted yesterday that he left the economic stimulus package at his dentist's office when he went in for a routine cleaning. Biden said he was called into the exam room and even brought the package, which he had in a sho...
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Funny story: New Fake Colgate Disaster As Man's Teeth Fall Out

New Fake Colgate Disaster As Man's Teeth Fall Out

The fake Colgate toothpaste story took a new twist today, when the teeth of a man from Wimbledon who used Colgate to brush his teeth before bedtime last night, had to call an ambulance this morning when ALL OF HIS GNASHERS FELL OUT! Eric Dribble,...
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Funny story: Plaxico Burress Endorses Toothbrush

Plaxico Burress Endorses Toothbrush

NY Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress inked a toothbrush endorsement deal Wednesday. Aural-C has a new model that will sell in the US under the name Plax-Burr. Company spokesman Donald T. Rump said that Burress is the ideal front man for the new...
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Funny story: Chocolate That Reverses Tooth Decay To Be Launched

Chocolate That Reverses Tooth Decay To Be Launched

Sixty years of scientific study finally bore fruit today when Belgian confectioners announced they have come up with a novel way to enjoy chocolates, AND maintain healthy-looking teeth - CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE! Belgians love their chocolates, and, a...
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Funny story: Wonkening Toothpaste Released

Wonkening Toothpaste Released

A brand of toothpaste which blackens and de-straightens teeth has been released. The manufacturers say the new toothpaste has been in development for almost a year, and is being produced in response to growing demand from Americans, wishing to ble...
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Funny story: Man's Testicles Filled with Toothpaste

Man's Testicles Filled with Toothpaste

Pornstar Bongo John was today revealed as having a scrotum filled with toothpaste. In a reproductive film history, titles such as 'She left with a smile on her face' and 'A filling at the Dentist' had always made his fellow male stars suspicious.
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