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SPAM Saves Carnival Cruise Ship

Funny story: SPAM Saves Carnival Cruise Ship

Rescuing dead-in-the-water Carnival Cruise ship 'Splendor', US aircraft carrier Ronald Reagan was quick to offer much needed food and water staples including copious amounts of SPAM, while the ailing ship was towed back to American shores. While t...

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Carnival Splendor Fire!

Funny story: Carnival Splendor Fire!

(Somewhere off the coast of Mexico) - Vowing to protect passengers from harassment by Mexican vagrants and vigilantes, the captain refused to give the order to abandon ship. Instead thousands of passengers will continue to enjoy a "magical cruise ex...

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Cancun, Mexico Bound American Cruise Ship Disappears - Authorities Suspect Foul Play

Funny story: Cancun, Mexico Bound American Cruise Ship Disappears - Authorities Suspect Foul Play

GALVESTON - The 953-foot long luxury cruise ship The Golden Goddess of The Third Coast left the port of Galveston bound for Cancun, Yucatan, Mexico a few days ago. The United States Coast Guard reports that they have lost communications with the h...

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Top Secret Document Left in Cab Details Ianaire Hostile Takeover of Major Cruise Line!

Funny story: Top Secret Document Left in Cab Details Ianaire Hostile Takeover of Major Cruise Line!

The financial markets had their balls in a uproar today after yet another Top Secret document was left behind in a London Cab, apparently by a high ranking member of Ireland's High Flying but Low Frills, some would say Spartan Airline, Ianaire! Ac...

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Luxury Liner Brings Plebs Back From Costas

Funny story: Luxury Liner Brings Plebs Back From Costas

The Luxury ocean going liner, Celebrity Eclipse, docked in Southampton yesterday, back from a mercy mission to pick up 2,000 Costa-loving plebs from Bilbao. Who had been left stranded by that volcano. You know the one. Anyway, not surprisingly,...

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With Miniscule Showers on Board, Hundreds of Obese Passengers on SS Emerald Banana Forced to Bathe in Pool!

Funny story: With Miniscule Showers on Board, Hundreds of Obese Passengers on SS Emerald Banana Forced to Bathe in Pool!

The Cruise Director for The SS Emerald Banana, a fairly recent cruise ship of 113,000 tonnes, announced that all future cruises would be cancelled until the ship underwent a retro fit for new shower stalls. While there had been complaints during t...

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Crazed Cruise Passenger Attempts Mutiny

Funny story: Crazed Cruise Passenger Attempts Mutiny

A Cruse ship based on Miami destined for Aruba was forced to make an emergency stop in Bonaire today when an American passenger attempted a mutiny in the dining room, brandishing a carving knife from the baron of beef station over his head and shouti...

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Illustrious Writer Clapped In Irons On Pleasure Cruise

Funny story: Illustrious Writer Clapped In Irons On Pleasure Cruise

Illustrious Tuliptzer prize winning author Morse was this morning sensationally clapped in irons and locked in the brig aboard the cruise ship he was supposedly spending a well earned break on. Amid widespread confusion at the Captain's breakfast...

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American Removed From Cruise Ship

Funny story: American Removed From Cruise Ship

An American man was removed from an international cruise ship in handcuffs and leg irons after spending the previous three days under house arrest. The man, identified only as "Cap Morse," is accused of causing mayhem and several disturbances onboar...

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Cruise Line Announces Educational "How the Other Half Live" Vacations

Funny story: Cruise Line Announces Educational "How the Other Half Live" Vacations

There's an old Haitian proverb: "Behind the mountains, there are mountains." Behind those mountains are smaller mountains. Behind those smaller mountains is an enclosure. And behind that enclosure is a tropical paradise rented out to a Caribbean crui...

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New life saving equipment soon to be mandatory for all Cruise Ships

Funny story: New life saving equipment soon to be mandatory for all Cruise Ships

Cruise Liner Queen of the Nile - is docked in the deep waters of the Pacific by a remote anchor made possible by a company hoping to help cruise liners who are plagued by people jumping or being pushed overboard when the cruise liners reaches deep w...

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Tom's Cruise Blooming Awful Says Critic

Funny story: Tom's Cruise Blooming Awful Says Critic

One of the World's top movie critics has blasted Tom's cruise - using harsh words such as 'boring', 'weird' and 'simply awful' - definitely NO thumbs up! Roger Ebert, who has the easiest job in the world, told family and friends that his next door...

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Captain Chesley Sullenberger Hired By Cruise Line

Funny story: Captain Chesley Sullenberger Hired By Cruise Line

MIAMI, Florida - Mardi Gras Cruise Lines has just announced that it has hired U.S. Airways pilot Chesley Sullenberger. Sullenberger, 58, nicknamed 'The Lucky Old Gray-Headed Guy,' gained world-wide fame as the pilot who landed his engine-less A-32...

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Uff Da Cruise Lines Names Dr. Kevorkian Cruise Director: "A Trip to Die For" Says Travel Channel!

Funny story: Uff Da Cruise Lines Names Dr. Kevorkian Cruise Director: "A Trip to Die For" Says Travel Channel!

Bergen, Norway/ Cruiser News - In a follow up to their announcement of the new cruise ship, SS Bloat, detailed earlier in The Spoof, the iconoclast cruise line announced further enhancements for "the ultimate trip of a life-time", with the naming of...

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Cruise Line Announces: Travel With Us and Have Your Fat Ass Pay for Itself!

Funny story: Cruise Line Announces: Travel With Us and Have Your Fat Ass Pay for Itself!

Bergen,Norway/ Cruiser News - Uff Da Cruise Lines (UFDL), announced today the commissioning of a 250 Ton ocean going "Fun Ship" capable of holding 10,000 passengers, while reducing crew to a mere 500 in keeping with demands for less restrictions on p...

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E-Z cruise Launches Mumbai Route

Funny story: E-Z cruise Launches Mumbai Route

E-Z cruise, the no-budget no-frills cruise company, making cheap cruises accessible to everyone, today announced a new route from anywhere in Pakistan to Mumbai, India. Before the cruises set sail, The E-Z cruise office in Islamabad phones Indian...

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Somali Pirates Hit Cruise Liner

A cruise liner has reported that they have been boarded by Somali pirates and that several of their passengers have been pushed into the swimming pool, had water splashed into their faces and that one fat pirate did a cannonball that nearly cleared t...

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New Big Boat Launched

Funny story: New Big Boat Launched

The largest cruise ship in the world when launched, the Royal Caribbean cruise liner "Genesis", has been so named because the owners wisely realised that to call it "Motorhead" or "Alice Cooper" would have been extremely...

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