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Funny story: Jailed cricketers who made the sport almost interesting, set to appeal

Jailed cricketers who made the sport almost interesting, set to appeal

Three former Pakistani internationals Cricketers jailed for their part in an elaborate conspiracy to elevate their sport from tedious to only slightly less tedious, have declared their intent to appeal against the decision. Former captain Salman B...
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Funny story: Pakistan bowlers will get plenty of "fast ball action" in prison!

Pakistan bowlers will get plenty of "fast ball action" in prison!

The two Pakistan bowlers convicted of match fixing because of bowling their balls too wide are to be jailed, and in prison they will have to learn to bowl "no balls" even better because in-mates will be aiming their balls at them pretty fast, tossers...
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Funny story: Rooney Sr 'held in suspicious batting scam' - reports

Rooney Sr 'held in suspicious batting scam' - reports

Liverpool - Investigators probing suspected cricket match fixing have arrested a number of people including someone with the same name as the famous Manchester United striker. Wayne Rooney Senior was described as 'seventh of nine' in the group hel...
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Funny story: Invisible Cricket Proves A Big Hit

Invisible Cricket Proves A Big Hit

A large crowd packed into Trent Bridge today to witness the world's first invisible cricket match. The game features no players, no equipment, and no umpires - simply an empty field upon which the audience imagines the action. Invisible cricket h...
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Funny story: "Ninja" patrols streets of Oval

"Ninja" patrols streets of Oval

Following sensational reports of Ken Andre, the self-styled "Yeovil Ninja", there has been talk of a new vigilante on the block - Andrew Kenton, the "Oval Ninja". Mr Kenton has been seen stalking the streets of South London dressed all in white, c...
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Funny story: England Win At Not Playing Cricket

England Win At Not Playing Cricket

In recent tests England have thrashed opponents, in a crucial loss to the gentleman's game. Not Cricket England invented cricket in the late-nineteenth century. The game became popular in the colonies. Historically in matches against its coloni...
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Funny story: Fourth Test: India Celebrate Good Day At Last

Fourth Test: India Celebrate Good Day At Last

India supporters were celebrating this evening after their side came through the first day of the final test at the Oval relatively unscathed. England, newly crowned as the best test side in the world, are bidding for a 4-0 series whitewash agains...
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Funny story: England Are Cricket's No 1 Team - Local Disbelief

England Are Cricket's No 1 Team - Local Disbelief

There was shock and disbelief among the local population today as England became the world's best cricket team. By crushing India by an innings and 242 runs in Birmingham, Andrew Strauss's men climbed above their opponents in the world test rankin...
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Funny story: Prince Philip bet a thousand quid on Alistair Cook scoring 500 in next England v India innings

Prince Philip bet a thousand quid on Alistair Cook scoring 500 in next England v India innings

Balmoral, Scotland - "Heheheh, gonna thrash The Darkies!" the old curmudgeon was heard muttering as the Palace's Aintgottaprayer.con sporting account accepted the wager last night. A tip-off about England star batsman Alistair Cook breaking Test r...
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Funny story: Virender Sehwag Arrives - But Not To Play!

Virender Sehwag Arrives - But Not To Play!

The struggling Indian tourists are looking forward to the arrival in England tomorrow of star opening bat Virender Sehwag. India look to be in disarray after being blown away by England in the second test at Trent Bridge. They have not been helped...
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Funny story: Sachin Tendulkar Misses Out Again - Not Funny, Says Expert

Sachin Tendulkar Misses Out Again - Not Funny, Says Expert

Indian great, Sachin Tendulkar, again missed out on his 100th century at Trent Bridge this afternoon, but one observer isn't laughing. The number four looked comfortable on 56 when he left one that homed in on his off stump from English paceman, J...
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Funny story: Sachin Tendulkar blames Monty Panesar for lack of runs

Sachin Tendulkar blames Monty Panesar for lack of runs

Indian batsman Sachin Tendulkar is blaming English spin bowler Monty Panesar for his continuing bad run. The turbanned tweaker, has also been fined by the English management for bowling to the 'little master' in the nets at Lords. "We did not g...
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Funny story: Geoff Boycott said his granny could bat better than Sachin Tendulkar

Geoff Boycott said his granny could bat better than Sachin Tendulkar

Forthright Yorkshireman Geoff Boycott has laughed off claims that Sachin Tendulkar is the Indian Don Bradman. Gritty batsman Boycott, who was dropped from the England team in 1967 after grinding out 106 in a day against the Indians, has never been...
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Funny story: Gaddafi's love for cricket revealed!

Gaddafi's love for cricket revealed!

Muammar Gaddafi, the infamous Libyan leader, has been spotted in the West Indies watching the recent India cricket tour. The Colonel, who has been in the press every single day for the last 6 months for all the wrong reasons, has been found by the We...
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Funny story: England Cricketer gave woman multiple orgasms

England Cricketer gave woman multiple orgasms

The contents of a private diary bought at a boot sale in Yorkshire provide further evidence that Test Cricket can be a huge aphrodisiac. The journals of Fanny Old, Vice President of the Eccles Women's Institute, record in graphic detail her sexua...
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Funny story: Sex Addict W.G.Grace was Ryan Giggs of the Victorian Age

Sex Addict W.G.Grace was Ryan Giggs of the Victorian Age

'Research' coming out of deepest Surrey suggests that Eminent Victorian and free scoring batsman W.G.Grace was a sex addict. Dr Grace, who represented Gloucestershire, England, The Gentleman and The MCC has been described in a talk given by Eric...
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Funny story: Tour De France For Yorkshire?

Tour De France For Yorkshire?

News that Yorkshire is to bid to host the opening stages of the 2016 Tour De France has met with mixed feelings among Yorkshiremen. The race's first two days are held in a new location outside France every two years and tourist body, Welcome To Yo...
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Funny story: First Test Crowd "Hilariously" Disappointing

First Test Crowd "Hilariously" Disappointing

The crowd and the weather have been two major disappointments of the opening test against Sri Lanka at Cardiff today. First, although Cardiff hadn't seen rain for days, the heavens opened over Sophia Gardens this morning and play was delayed until...
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