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Strauss Quits Cricket for Hair Studio Job

England captain Andrew Strauss today retired from all forms of professional cricket to take up a new role, replacing Shane Warne as the face of Advanced Hair Studio, the leading hair-loss specialists. At his press conference this lunchtime, Strau...

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Andrew Strauss Steps Down - Graeme Smith 'Devastated.'

Funny story: Andrew Strauss Steps Down - Graeme Smith 'Devastated.'

South African cricket captain Graeme Smith is said to be "devastated" following the news that Andrew Strauss is to retire from professional cricket. Strauss was expected to announce his resignation today after a winter and summer during which his...

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South African Betrays England's South Africans by Texting South Africans

Funny story: South African Betrays England's South Africans by Texting South Africans

South African Kevin Pietersen was today still ostracised from the England cricket team after revelations about him texting South African players. Whilst playing (bored in pavilion waiting for turn) for England against South Africa, South African P...

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James Taylor recruits Carole King to help with 2nd Test debut preparations

Funny story: James Taylor recruits Carole King to help with 2nd Test debut preparations

James and Carole. It's a partnership we all remember from the early 1970's as Laurel Canyon spawned numerous now iconic bands and performers in those heady Hotel Californian days. With the news that the famous US singer songwriter James Taylor has...

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Pakistan Thump England. Expert Salutes 'World's Best'

Funny story: Pakistan Thump England. Expert Salutes 'World's Best'

Pakistan wrapped up a three-nil series whitewash over England in Dubai today. The result leaves England, the best test side in the world since last summer's series against India, in danger of being overhauled by South Africa. While inquests hav...

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Jailed cricketers who made the sport almost interesting, set to appeal

Three former Pakistani internationals Cricketers jailed for their part in an elaborate conspiracy to elevate their sport from tedious to only slightly less tedious, have declared their intent to appeal against the decision. Former captain Salman B...

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Pakistan bowlers will get plenty of "fast ball action" in prison!

Funny story: Pakistan bowlers will get plenty of "fast ball action" in prison!

The two Pakistan bowlers convicted of match fixing because of bowling their balls too wide are to be jailed, and in prison they will have to learn to bowl "no balls" even better because in-mates will be aiming their balls at them pretty fast, tossers...

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Rooney Sr 'held in suspicious batting scam' - reports

Funny story: Rooney Sr 'held in suspicious batting scam' - reports

Liverpool - Investigators probing suspected cricket match fixing have arrested a number of people including someone with the same name as the famous Manchester United striker. Wayne Rooney Senior was described as 'seventh of nine' in the group hel...

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Invisible Cricket Proves A Big Hit

A large crowd packed into Trent Bridge today to witness the world's first invisible cricket match. The game features no players, no equipment, and no umpires - simply an empty field upon which the audience imagines the action. Invisible cricket h...

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"Ninja" patrols streets of Oval

Following sensational reports of Ken Andre, the self-styled "Yeovil Ninja", there has been talk of a new vigilante on the block - Andrew Kenton, the "Oval Ninja". Mr Kenton has been seen stalking the streets of South London dressed all in white, c...

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England Win At Not Playing Cricket

Funny story: England Win At Not Playing Cricket

In recent tests England have thrashed opponents, in a crucial loss to the gentleman's game. Not Cricket England invented cricket in the late-nineteenth century. The game became popular in the colonies. Historically in matches against its coloni...

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Fourth Test: India Celebrate Good Day At Last

Funny story: Fourth Test: India Celebrate Good Day At Last

India supporters were celebrating this evening after their side came through the first day of the final test at the Oval relatively unscathed. England, newly crowned as the best test side in the world, are bidding for a 4-0 series whitewash agains...

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England Are Cricket's No 1 Team - Local Disbelief

Funny story: England Are Cricket's No 1 Team - Local Disbelief

There was shock and disbelief among the local population today as England became the world's best cricket team. By crushing India by an innings and 242 runs in Birmingham, Andrew Strauss's men climbed above their opponents in the world test rankin...

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Prince Philip bet a thousand quid on Alistair Cook scoring 500 in next England v India innings

Funny story: Prince Philip bet a thousand quid on Alistair Cook scoring 500 in next England v India innings

Balmoral, Scotland - "Heheheh, gonna thrash The Darkies!" the old curmudgeon was heard muttering as the Palace's Aintgottaprayer.con sporting account accepted the wager last night. A tip-off about England star batsman Alistair Cook breaking Test r...

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Virender Sehwag Arrives - But Not To Play!

Funny story: Virender Sehwag Arrives - But Not To Play!

The struggling Indian tourists are looking forward to the arrival in England tomorrow of star opening bat Virender Sehwag. India look to be in disarray after being blown away by England in the second test at Trent Bridge. They have not been helped...

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Sachin Tendulkar Misses Out Again - Not Funny, Says Expert

Funny story: Sachin Tendulkar Misses Out Again - Not Funny, Says Expert

Indian great, Sachin Tendulkar, again missed out on his 100th century at Trent Bridge this afternoon, but one observer isn't laughing. The number four looked comfortable on 56 when he left one that homed in on his off stump from English paceman, J...

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Sachin Tendulkar blames Monty Panesar for lack of runs

Funny story: Sachin Tendulkar blames Monty Panesar for lack of runs

Indian batsman Sachin Tendulkar is blaming English spin bowler Monty Panesar for his continuing bad run. The turbanned tweaker, has also been fined by the English management for bowling to the 'little master' in the nets at Lords. "We did not g...

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Geoff Boycott said his granny could bat better than Sachin Tendulkar

Funny story: Geoff Boycott said his granny could bat better than Sachin Tendulkar

Forthright Yorkshireman Geoff Boycott has laughed off claims that Sachin Tendulkar is the Indian Don Bradman. Gritty batsman Boycott, who was dropped from the England team in 1967 after grinding out 106 in a day against the Indians, has never been...

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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