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Dweebs, Geeks, and Virgins Gear Up for Comic Con

Funny story: Dweebs, Geeks, and Virgins Gear Up for Comic Con

Costume and fabric stores were on high alert this week, as throngs of predominantly male, over 30 nebbishes, rushed to complete their favorite super hero suit in time for the Annual Comic Con International convention in San Diego. With red, electr...

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Fabric from planet Krypton 'can stop bullets'; Clark Kent and Dr Shazam aid in tests

Funny story: Fabric from planet Krypton 'can stop bullets'; Clark Kent and Dr Shazam aid in tests

Fabric from the planet Krypton, home of celebrity crime-fighter Superman, has been shown to literally stop bullets in tests carried out by UK scientists at BAE systems in Bristol. A scrap of the material was provided by reporter Clark Kent, known ass...

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Marvel Comics Superheroes Must Submit To Disney Domination

Funny story: Marvel Comics Superheroes Must Submit To Disney Domination

Since it bought out the new, hot running Marvel Comic Movie Studio that is responsible for such hits as Spiderman, Iron Man and the X Men series, Disney Corporation has begun to institute major changes into the Marvel superheroes to bring them into t...

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Tattooed Lady Disappears In Comic Book Store

Funny story: Tattooed Lady Disappears In Comic Book Store

The world's most tattooed lady, Loretta Louella MacSpanky sparked a massive police operation today when she went missing in DC Marvel's Comic Book Store in Bogart, Georgia. Her distraught husband Hank MacSpanky, still deeply shocked by events, tol...

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Comic strip characters suffer at the hands of police 'thugs'

Funny story: Comic strip characters suffer at the hands of police 'thugs'

Legendary 'Beano' comic strip character, 'Dennis De Menezes', hit out today at what he described as 'Heavy handed police tactics', during the quelling of the recent 'Bash Street' riots. "I distinctly saw Lord Snooty and the Bash Street Kids bein...

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Watchmen movie 'unfilmable and unfilmed'

Funny story: Watchmen movie 'unfilmable and unfilmed'

Makers of the new Watchmen film have admitted there is no film but they still anticipate to break box office records. Director Zack Snyder admitted he had taken the budget and just gone on holiday, leaving the studio to release 163 minutes of a bl...

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Billy Whizz Challenges Usain Bolt

Beano speedster Billy Whizz has laid down the gauntlet to Jamaican star Usain Bolt, challenging him to a race 'anytime, anywhere'. Whizz, who despite being around since 1964, still looks about 12, has branded Bolt 'overrated and old news'. "100 me...

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"The Incredible Hulk's" Stan Lee sued by "The Jolly Green Giant" for plagiarism

Funny story: "The Incredible Hulk's" Stan Lee sued by "The Jolly Green Giant" for plagiarism

Hollywood, California - "The Jolly Green Giant," the former frozen vegetable spokesman, sued, Stan Lee, the man who built the House of Marvel Comics, in a Los Angeles Courtroom today.

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Can Hulk Smash Night?

Funny story: Can Hulk Smash Night?

(La La Land, CA) - A skinny Indian American director fights it out with a green version of Jose Canseco this weekend at the multiplex, as The Incredible Hulk and The Happening will both try and exceed middling expect...

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Edward Norton's Anti-Virus fears

Funny story: Edward Norton's Anti-Virus fears

Actor Edward Norton, who plays Bruce Banner in the soon to be released Incredible Hulk film, has expressed his fears over the widespread use of anti-virus software.

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Superman. Gay? Pull the other one mate.

Funny story: Superman. Gay? Pull the other one mate.

It's no secret that I'm a fan of Superman. He's not just my favourite comic book character; he's my favourite film, cartoon, TV character, everything. It has come to my attention that there's been a lot of talk that Superman is gay. I'm not so sure. Maybe he just likes the way the tights feel. As for the pants on the outside? They actually give you more support when worn in...

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Justice League: An Open Letter To The Hollywood Suits

Funny story: Justice League: An Open Letter To The Hollywood Suits

Hollywood is ablaze with rumours and innuendo in relation to the big comic movie of 2009, possibly the biggest comic book movie, like, ever. Yes, I am talking about The Justice League movie.

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'Comic-Con International' Kicks Off with Brand New Superhero

Funny story: 'Comic-Con International' Kicks Off with Brand New Superhero

SAN DIEGO (The Daily Nooner) - "Tickle Man" is the latest superhero to be unveiled at this year's 38th Annual Comic-Con Convention in San Diego.

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Spiderman 3.1: Oregon Boy Caught in Web, Son of a Spidey?

Funny story: Spiderman 3.1: Oregon Boy Caught in Web, Son of a Spidey?

Albany, Oregon - A nine-year-old boy complaining about popping sounds in his ear, then pain before his mom rushed him to the doctor. There the doctor flushed out two spiders - one still alive. The boy fully recovered without injury and took the survi...

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Miss 'Captain' America joins crime fighting forces with 'America's Most Wanted'

Funny story: Miss 'Captain' America joins crime fighting forces with 'America's Most Wanted'

New York, New York - Making good on a pageant promise to take a bite out of crime, Miss 'Captain' America, as law officials affectedly donned her, Lauren Nelson, joined crime-fighting forces with American's Most Wanted famous crime fighti...

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Comic Book Superhero Captain America Dies

Funny story: Comic Book Superhero Captain America Dies

Captain America was killed in his latest Marvel Comics issue. The superhero, who was first published in World War II to fight against Hitler, joins a long list of dead comic book heros (several of whom have been resurrected or reborn). The New York...

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Dummy Keeps Mouth Shut; Outsmarts Hillary Clinton

Funny story: Dummy Keeps Mouth Shut; Outsmarts Hillary Clinton

In a chillingly calculated Act of political gall and official bravado, Hillary (Rodman) Clinton has brazenly attacked Alfred E. Newman, the "Mad Magazine" mascot, quasi ideal icon to so many comic book educated international youth, based on the cynic...

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Hot Girl Enters Comic Book Shop of OWN FREE WILL

Late last night, geeky internet chat rooms were ablaze with rumours and discussions that a hot girl had entered a comic book and RPG store of her own free will. “She didn’t have a boyfriend with her or anything!” wheezed a pimply faced teen witness, wanting only to be known as ‘The Magnificent Exhorter’. “So it wasn’t like she was only there to please someone! She was genuinely inte...

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Breaking news…

Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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