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Funny story: Obama Gives up on Magic Beans

Obama Gives up on Magic Beans

Washington,D.C.-In a last ditch attempt to revive the faltering economic recovery, President Obama traded "the entire gross national product of the United States for one year", to the Chinese for a handful of "magic beans". The deal, finalized las...
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Funny story: Google cause a pixel shortage

Google cause a pixel shortage

For many years pixels have been used exclusively by news crews and fly on the wall documentaries to obscure innocent bystander's faces or people who need to remain anonymous. Since Google Street View has been required to obscure the face of every...
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Funny story: Board votes 9-0 not to add f**king Chinese to Academy's foreign language offerings

Board votes 9-0 not to add f**king Chinese to Academy's foreign language offerings

HARFOLD, Vermont--By a unanimous vote of 9-0, Harfold Academy's school board decided not to add Chinese to the Academy's offerings of French and Spanish, issuing a statement that, "The fucking Chinese killed this town." Virtually all topics discus...
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Funny story: Letters To The Editor From The Variously Afflicted

Letters To The Editor From The Variously Afflicted

Dear Sir, I melon to you as one who wishes to draw the pomegranate of your readers to the grape of those who are forced to endure the banana called "fruit insertion coconut", by which they are tomato to substitute the starfruits of fruits for the actual mandarins they really want to apple. As blackberry can no strawberry pineapple, this is a very apricot condition for both sufferers and thos...
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Funny story: Jackie Chan Opens Up His First Chinese Restaurant - The Sock & Roll Chinese Diner

Jackie Chan Opens Up His First Chinese Restaurant - The Sock & Roll Chinese Diner

VENICE BEACH - Jackie Chan, who is considered one of the greatest martial arts stuntmen of all time, has announced that he has gotten into the restaurant business. Chan said that after talking to his dear friend the recently-divorced Eva Longoria,...
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Funny story: Chinese Virus Attack on Foreign Office was Zumziblatoo-F

Chinese Virus Attack on Foreign Office was Zumziblatoo-F

In a press conference in Munich today, William Hague told reporters that the Foreign Office repelled an attack last month from "a hostile state intelligence agency". The virus used in the attack has now been identified as variant F of the infamous Z...
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Funny story: Canadian government sentences Vancouver's rich, inhumane Chinese property owners protesting hospice, to Great White North 'Re-education labor camps'

Canadian government sentences Vancouver's rich, inhumane Chinese property owners protesting hospice, to Great White North 'Re-education labor camps'

Vancouver, Canada - As the world struggles with the lack of basic human-rights in China an unusual and surreal farce is unfolding in Vancouver, BC - home of the 2010 Olympics. There, dozens of rich Chinese residents of a posh UBC high rise building...
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Funny story: Local Man Refuses to Celebrate Chinese Christmas; Leaves Home!

Local Man Refuses to Celebrate Chinese Christmas; Leaves Home!

A local man, normally of good cheer during the December holiday period, was in a black mood after being forced to recognize the Chinese New Year instead of a traditional Christmas by his wife, who by all accounts, was not in possession of her facult...
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Funny story: Huge Chinese 10-Month Old Expected to Become Next World Sumo Wrestling Champ by Age of Three

Huge Chinese 10-Month Old Expected to Become Next World Sumo Wrestling Champ by Age of Three

Lei Lei, named after the famous Lay's potato chips, was a large baby when born, but not extraordinarily large, claims his mother. However, ever since his birth, he's been eating anything and everything and he has been growing twice as fast as other b...
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Funny story: Another Chinese Bloke In 'Eel Up The Bum' Drama - This One Survives. Just.

Another Chinese Bloke In 'Eel Up The Bum' Drama - This One Survives. Just.

Regular readers of theSpoof.com (If such people actually exist) may recall a story from April 30th 2010, with the headline: 'Chinese Bloke Dies In Eel Up The Bum Prank Gone Wrong.' Well, we can now report that it's happened again, except this time...
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Funny story: Rhino Horns To Be Injected With Cyanide To Deter Poachers

Rhino Horns To Be Injected With Cyanide To Deter Poachers

A South African farmer has come up with a novel way of deterring rhino poachers - by injecting rhino horns with the deadly poison, cyanide. Jan VanDerGrootsloot, who runs a huge spread north of Johannesburg is sick and tired of poachers shooting e...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Golden Shower Chinese restaurant to re-open

Isle of Wight News - Golden Shower Chinese restaurant to re-open

Six months after the Golden Shower Chinese Restaurant in Shanklin shut its doors after the food standards agency moved in, it is set to re-open. The original accusations levelled at the restaurant, which will also do take-out after the re-launch,...
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Funny story: Chinese Government Says Yes to I-Ching, No to iPhone 4

Chinese Government Says Yes to I-Ching, No to iPhone 4

Although the Chinese government has allowed consumers in Mainland China to own earlier versions of the iPhone, they are now cracking down saying that the iPhone 4 is too advanced and could bring more harm than good to the government and its citizens.
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Funny story: No Room for Truth In Obama Regime: General Resigns after Calling 'a spade a spade' in Afghan Policy Dispute

No Room for Truth In Obama Regime: General Resigns after Calling 'a spade a spade' in Afghan Policy Dispute

A career warrior General, graduate of West Point, leader of men in battle, and a product of the Honor Code, was replaced today as leader of Free World Forces in Afghanistan by a Community Organizer, and a career politician with hair transplants suff...
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Funny story: The Chinese Claim They Found Noah's Ark

The Chinese Claim They Found Noah's Ark

Many are in doubt of the accuracy of the Lynn intelligence test which claims that Asians are the most intelligent people on this earth when a group of Chinese Christians held a news conference to announce they were 99.9 percent sure they had found No...
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Funny story: Chinese Bloke Dies In 'Eel Up The Bum Prank' Gone Wrong

Chinese Bloke Dies In 'Eel Up The Bum Prank' Gone Wrong

When Chinese chef Lee Kee Woof got a bit bladdered on beer and rice wine the other day, he had no idea that the consequences of his binge would leave him dead. Or he probably wouldn't have done it. As Lee Kee Woof passed out from his excess, his m...
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Funny story: Fellas, Check Those Tattoos, Chinese May Have Last Laugh

Fellas, Check Those Tattoos, Chinese May Have Last Laugh

More and more stories are coming out of small tattoo parlors in every China Town from New York to San Francisco about authentic Chinese tattoo artists who have recently decided to have a little fun with what they perceive as the "gullible and boastfu...
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Funny story: Chinese Refer to Americans as Their "Dollar Store Bitches"

Chinese Refer to Americans as Their "Dollar Store Bitches"

In a newly released book by Chinese-American Author, Pe Yuan Yu-Smith, titled "You Buy More Yankee, OK?" Americans are finally being made privy to some of the lesser known facts about the tenuous economic relationship between China and the United Sta...
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Trump Will Stop Calling Gold Star Parents and Will Just Tweet Them Instead

The message will be the same: "He knew what he was signing" & "Sorry he was an unsuccesful soldier."
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