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Auto Chiefs Laugh At Death, Party On

Funny story: Auto Chiefs Laugh At Death, Party On

Global Motors Executives who either ignored or engaged in a cover up of defective cars with airbag, break, steering and ignition problems, which caused deaths and injuries to many, have been on a retreat in Indianapolis, Indiana. It is an enclav...

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Liverpool Tourist Office To Sell Fake "Car Wheels Missing" Wheel Covers To Fool Thieves

Funny story: Liverpool Tourist Office To Sell Fake "Car Wheels Missing" Wheel Covers To Fool Thieves

Realistic cardboard images of a wheel on bricks are being sold as wheel covers at Liverpool Tourist Centres from today. The officer for tourism, Mrs. Morris-Minor told our Inner City Travel Correspondent, "Every time someone parks up for a few minute...

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New study reveals most petrol sold now in UK is 98% marmite

Funny story: New study reveals most petrol sold now in UK is 98% marmite

Fuel experts revealed on Sunday night a shocking new report which stated that petrol stations across the country had been diluting the petrol they were selling with the food spread Marmite. An unknown source from an unnamed oil company defended...

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Verdict Still Out On General Motors' New Advertising Campaign

Funny story: Verdict Still Out On General Motors' New Advertising Campaign

Detroit - The verdict is still out on whether the new-car-buying consumer will ultimately be swayed by General Motors Corporation's (GM) new advertising campaign. GM launched the campaign three weeks ago at the beginning of the third quarter. To dat...

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Whatever Happened to Paddy Freeman?

Funny story: Whatever Happened to Paddy Freeman?

Patrick Freeman has gone missing. The amateur inventor from a little village in the South of Ireland claimed on his Facebook page that he had invented a car that could run on tap water. It required, he said, only a rechargeable battery and its en...

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GM finds the cause of its ignition switch debacle

Funny story: GM finds the cause of its ignition switch debacle

Detroit - Rabbits' feet have proven to be unlucky for what used to be the world's largest car maker. The key chain charms have been fingered by General Motors engineers as the cause for sudden ignition shutdown that could affect millions of vehicles.

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Thoughts on the Issue of Electric Vehicles: A Letter to Prospective Buyers

Funny story: Thoughts on the Issue of Electric Vehicles: A Letter to Prospective Buyers

Dear Vehicle Consumers: Imagine this. The average temperature of the Earth rising. A gigantic piece of ice falling in the arctic causing a surge of water to splash across continents. Polar bears standing on coffee table-sized pieces of ice, looking at photographers with their best baby face impressions. These are common images used to discuss global warming. One common suggestion to relieve thi...

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Hundreds of scuttled DeLorean DMC-12s discovered at Atari 'ET Urban Legend' rubbish dump

Funny story: Hundreds of scuttled DeLorean DMC-12s discovered at Atari 'ET Urban Legend' rubbish dump

Alamogordo, New Mexico - Diggers rummaging around the notorious Atari landfill site that swallowed up five million copies of the 1982 video game are set for a rare additional treat according to the US Department of Antiquities and Archaeological Stuf...

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So Easy Even a Man Can Do It - Parking Guide

Funny story: So Easy Even a Man Can Do It - Parking Guide

Husbands - forget embarrassing parallel parking mess - ups, getting into trouble in the supermarket car park, scuffing your wife's expensive alloy wheels and banging the car door onto the next one while struggling to squeeze your beer gut out of the driver's door. Here's our confidence boosting parking advice: 1) Get touch up paint to keep in your "Man Bag". 2) Superglue giant cats whiskers...

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Sports Cars To Tell The Truth

Funny story: Sports Cars To Tell The Truth

All new sports cars are being fitted with a chip that screams the words "embarrassing penis length inside", when it is revved unnecessarily from a stationary position. The 'truth-chip' will be a big blow to large car manufacturers such as Porsche...

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Self-service at supermarket garage

Motorists can now drive themselves into Morris&Sons garage where self-service is available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Customers at Morris&Sons Motors simply queue for the next available inspection pit, pick up a basket containing overa...

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New traffic laws to be brought in

Funny story: New traffic laws to be brought in

With accident rates on British roads at an all time low, it has been necessary to bring in new traffic laws in order to provide the existing force with crimes to arrest people for. "We had a bit of a brainstorm," said traffic officer, Nick Themall...

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GM To Develop More Boring, Uninspired Cars for 2015

Funny story: GM To Develop More Boring, Uninspired Cars for 2015

GM executives are really excited about their new 2015 line up of boring, uninspired, middle American old peoples cars. "We are thrilled about the limited number of invisible changes you will see with our new 2015 Chevy Impalas and Malibus. Plus t...

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Car Dealer In Cucamonga Is Offering An AK-47 With Every Purchase of a Brand-New 2014 Model

Funny story: Car Dealer In Cucamonga Is Offering An AK-47 With Every Purchase of a Brand-New 2014 Model

CUCAMONGA, California - The Santa Ana Winds KIA Auto Dealership in Cucamonga has just announced its March Madness Promotion. Wallace Benchbark, 52, general manager of the dealership told the news media that for the next 30 days his dealership will...

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Justin Bieber Wants To Buy A House In Atlanta - The City Says No Way Bubba!

Funny story: Justin Bieber Wants To Buy A House In Atlanta - The City Says No Way Bubba!

ATLANTA - Justin Bieber is finally realizing that all of his brattiness has finally exploded in his pop star face. Bieber recently expressed a desire to live in the South and he decided that Atlanta would be a good place to lay down roots. But...

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Justin Bieber Flagged By Police With Baby on Top of Car!

Funny story: Justin Bieber Flagged By Police With Baby on Top of Car!

Los Angeles Police have stopped Justin Bieber as he had drivers honked horns and passengers screaming and chasing him, shouting that he had a baby on the roof of his car. Bieber waved and waved as if he hadn't a care in the world while the baby ke...

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Audi release a new car for the Somerset Levels

Funny story: Audi release a new car for the Somerset Levels

Audi's latest model for the home counties and South of England is bound to make something of a splash when it hits the shores next November. "This car is something to behold," said Jeremy Clarkson in a pompous voice. "It is seriously cool," sai...

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NASCAR Legend Richard Petty Hits Danica Patrick Below The Belt and She Hits Him Right Back

TARZANA, California - Danica Patrick, the Darling of NASCAR, had just finished filming a public service commercial at The Gary Busey International Speedway when she was approached by a reporter with Sporting Chance Magazine. Hercules Confetti aske...

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