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Medical Marijuana Is Antidote to Ebola Virus Says Elated Scientist

Funny story: Medical Marijuana Is Antidote to Ebola Virus Says Elated Scientist

It was dark and stormy when we entered the laboratory of Professor X. Centric. But you would never have known it upon entering the upbeat scientists place of work: clouds of incense greeted us in a room lit by black light. Authentic Day-Glo posters from the 1960s lit up the entryway as we came upon the professor administering Ebola virus antidote to himself. The professor, who had personally no...

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'Bongs Can Only Get Better' hint in Chris Christie presidential plan

Funny story: 'Bongs Can Only Get Better' hint in Chris Christie presidential plan

New Jersey - Smoke signals from Drumthwacket's chimney stacks have revealed Chris Christie's presidential manifesto for a federal weed tax to fill the nation's fifty trillion dollar debt sinkhole. This morning the New Jersey Governor posted a ren...

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MRI scans reveal 2,500 year old Siberian princess died of acute cannabis deficiency

Funny story: MRI scans reveal 2,500 year old Siberian princess died of acute cannabis deficiency

Siberia, Russia - An ancient Siberian mummy has tested positive for a cute cannabis deficiency. MRI scans reveal it 'dislocated her joints' and blew her skull wide open high up in the Altai Mountains circa BC500. The remains were discovered p...

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Husband Turns Central Heating Up in October

Funny story: Husband Turns Central Heating Up in October

A terrified housewife called 999 after her husband turned the central heating up to 28 degrees. Demanding to have him sectioned under the Mental Health Act, Mrs. Beryl Coldwell of Scunthorpe who was found hiding in the attic wrapped in a blanket, bra...

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64% of Colorado cannabis users don't remember where they put their pot, says study

According to a recent study by the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment, 64% of the state's cannabis users can't remember where they put their pot. 30 people, who admitted to recreational marijuana use at least once day, were anal...

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Ras Al Khaimah Horticultural Society 'twinned with Colorado Springs Pot Club' says local gardening enthusiast

Funny story: Ras Al Khaimah Horticultural Society 'twinned with Colorado Springs Pot Club' says local gardening enthusiast

Ras Al Khaimah, UAE - A stunning floral bouquet that scooped the Ras Al Khaimah Horticultural Society Autumn Show first prize has been impounded by local police after testing positive for 100% Cannabis Sativa blossom. Distraught competitor Mrs Fa...

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Toker's guide to cooking could unveil clues to alzheimers

Funny story: Toker's guide to cooking could unveil clues to alzheimers

Have bong, get frying pan, wonder why your holding frying pan and put back. Have bong, turn on stove, feel sure you got frying pan out ready to cook, get frying pan its not there. Have bong, get dry mouth, go to fridge to get glass of milk, find frying pan put frying pan away in correct cupboard. Have bong, wonder why stove is on turn off, wonder why glass of milk is on counter? and repeat. And...

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Nation's Poor Smoking More Crack Due To Pot Price Peak

Funny story: Nation's Poor Smoking More Crack Due To Pot Price Peak

A new research study out today shows that the nations poor, as defined by poverty rates, are smoking more crack than ever now that legal pot prices are souring! "I can't even afford a roach now" said 22 year old stoner Cody Nevins. "Crack is by far t...

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Seattle teens embarrassed by pot smoking parents

Funny story: Seattle teens embarrassed by pot smoking parents

Seattle, WA. When selling and consuming pot became legal this month in Washington State, baby boomers came out in droves to toke it up. But much to their surprise, their children were not so "hip" to the idea of their parents and even grandparents ge...

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Scientists Discover That Potheads Cannot Recognize Connection Between Their Stash And Murderous Drug Cartels.

Funny story: Scientists Discover That Potheads Cannot Recognize Connection Between Their Stash And Murderous Drug Cartels.

Scientists have finally proven that there is a big disconnect in the minds of those heavily into pot. It has been long suspected that marijuana use has negative effects upon the brains and bodies of partakers, a claim equally long denied by the users...

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'Chill, brothers!' Obama tells insurgents, sends 300 Colorado marijuana consultants to Baghdad

Funny story: 'Chill, brothers!' Obama tells insurgents, sends 300 Colorado marijuana consultants to Baghdad

Washington - Their mission to open dozens of Weed-Cupcake-U-Like pop-up boutiques in downtown Baghdad will cater to Iraqis' notorious congenital cannabis deficiencies, something World Health Organization shrinks are blaming for current sectarian stri...

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Two Girls stoned outside New York Mosque

Funny story: Two Girls stoned outside New York Mosque

It is being reported that two 18-year-old girls have been stoned to outside a Mosque in New York. The two girls, Sarah Brooks and Kim Beasley, were reportedly high on marijuana after rolling two joints behind the Muslim place of worship in Queens.

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Colorado Springs Marijuana Radio hosts 'Rainy Day Women #12 & 35' Mothers Day

Funny story: Colorado Springs Marijuana Radio hosts 'Rainy Day Women #12 & 35' Mothers Day

Colorado - A local radio station will be playing non-stop pot-themed music Sunday to mark the marijuana state's Mothers Day celebrations kicking off with the Bob Dylan classic Everybody Must Get Stoned. DJ Ricky Reefer plans a topical lineup of fa...

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A Colorado Couple Celebrates Their 80th Wedding Anniversary

Funny story: A Colorado Couple Celebrates Their 80th Wedding Anniversary

Durango, Colorado - CNN reports that Rayburn and Gertrude Frycurtain of Durango have just celebrated their 80th wedding anniversary. The happy couple was married back on April 17, 1934 in their hometown of Durango. The Frycurtains were taken to...

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Lady Selling Marijuana From Baby Carriage

Funny story: Lady Selling Marijuana From Baby Carriage

A lady who has been taking her baby out for a walk most mornings at a park in Florida has been busted for selling Marijuana. "We got an anonymous tip from a neighbor we believe or could even be from an acquaintance", stated a law officer. "Seems t...

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Aspen To Increase The Size of Their Airport Due To The Large Volume of Marijuana Passengers

Funny story: Aspen To Increase The Size of Their Airport Due To The Large Volume of Marijuana Passengers

ASPEN, Colorado - The city of Aspen is reporting that it will be doubling the size of Snowman International Airport. Airport Spokeswoman Chelsea Tallydollar told the members of the news media that just since the first of January, the volume of fli...

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President Obama Says He's In Favor Of Illinois' Proposed Marijuana Law

Funny story: President Obama Says He's In Favor Of Illinois' Proposed Marijuana Law

SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - President Obama took some time out from his busy schedule to visit the capital of Illinois. He had been asked to travel to Springfield by state Senator Hayley Martha Tuckerbucker [D-Kankakee]. The Land of Lincoln State,...

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Cat Dumps A Load in Lodge Marijuana Stash

Funny story: Cat Dumps A Load in Lodge Marijuana Stash

After everyone had had a good laugh after consuming a lot of marijuana they all suddenly ran and slid toward the bathroom door and opening outside windows while others just puked all over their passed out friends on the floor at the University of Col...

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