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Funny story: Scientists Admit they have been Resurrecting Mummies with Aspartame

Scientists Admit they have been Resurrecting Mummies with Aspartame

GIZA, Egypt - [UPDATE 1] Dr. Gaspar T. Ameri, secret CIA agent, canceled his keynote address on Secrets of the Ancients to meet secretly with TheSpoof.com. Dr. Ameri explained that they have been, for the last 5 years resurrecting mummies, using a ne...
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Funny story: Roger Dodgers Family Claims "New" Orgasmic Birth is Old Hat in their Fam

Roger Dodgers Family Claims "New" Orgasmic Birth is Old Hat in their Fam

Orgasmic birth seems to be all the rage with a rash of books and films touting labor and delivery as the height of passionate sex. The din has reached such a peak that women who fail to climax while bring junior into the world are suffering from fear...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Gave Virgin Birth to All of Her Many Children and Grandchildren!

Sarah Palin Gave Virgin Birth to All of Her Many Children and Grandchildren!

Mary the Mother of God or a Jewish pregnant teen with a great alibi is thought to be the only human to have experienced a virgin birth. Parthenogenesis has been observed in certain frogs but never in a human woman who has given birth five times.
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Funny story: Senior Citizen Birthrate Soars

Senior Citizen Birthrate Soars

Washington DC, July 25, 2008: President Bush today called an urgent meeting with his cabinet members from the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), Health and Human services (HHS) and Homeland Security Department (HSD). The topic was the alarming incre...
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Funny story: Doctors' strike forces woman to deliver in taxi

Doctors' strike forces woman to deliver in taxi

The on-going doctors' strike in Maharashtra forced a woman to deliver in a cab late Saturday evening.
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Funny story: Did Zac Efron Really have an Appendectomy?

Did Zac Efron Really have an Appendectomy?

As you all know, Zac Efron had his appendix taken out, or did he? Sources say that his appendectomy was actually the birth of his daughter, Allison Marie Efron.
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Funny story: Ex-Paris Hilton groupie and stick-woman Nicole Richie gives birth to lollipop!

Ex-Paris Hilton groupie and stick-woman Nicole Richie gives birth to lollipop!

LOS(T) ANGELES - CALIFORNI(C)A: Lionel Richie's little girl - the drugged out, drowned-in-drinks, wanna-be everybody's friend, socialite screw-up, Nicole Richie gave birth yesterday to a 2-pound lollipop.
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Funny story: Jamie Spears Vagina to be Seen More Often than Sister's In Live Baby Delivery Broadcast

Jamie Spears Vagina to be Seen More Often than Sister's In Live Baby Delivery Broadcast

In late 2006, pictures of the naked vagina of Britney Spears became the most viewed and most searched internet photos of all times. In an attempt to upstage her sister, Jamie Spears has decided to allow her delivery to be broadcast live on televisio...
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Funny story: Male Gives Birth

Male Gives Birth

Look out ladies, your job here is nearly over. Except for a few die hards, men may all be carrying their own children from now on - now it could be them who are the ones with their feet up asking, "do my ankles look swollen?" A decidedly swollen b...
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Funny story: Woman Gives Birth to 33-Year Old Man

Woman Gives Birth to 33-Year Old Man

Today in Annapolis, Maryland, a shocking medical mystery occured. A woman gave birth to a 33-year old man.
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Funny story: Women Gives Birth To Alligator. Ends Up In Coma

Women Gives Birth To Alligator. Ends Up In Coma

Topeka KS: Helen Nickerson was excited about the birth of her new baby. She and her husband Todd Nickerson have tried for years to have a baby with no luck. The help of a fertility clinic allowed their dreams to come true.
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Funny story: George W. Bush's Rolex found. Bush is main suspect

George W. Bush's Rolex found. Bush is main suspect

New Yawn (United States of Amoneyca): Remember when you were a kid and your mom gave birth to a little sibling of your own? You probably didn't get a lotta attention coz of your sibling. "Mom, why is it that she gets ALL the attention?", is what you probably said to your mom. And maybe, just maybe, you even did a really bad(or stupid) act to grab her...
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Funny story: New Born Babies to be Delivered by Janitors in Corridors

New Born Babies to be Delivered by Janitors in Corridors

New born babies are no longer born with silver spoons in their mouths, but from today may well be born in a janitors bucket in a hospital corridor.
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Funny story: Bad 1970s Product Ideas: Tom Marvel Birth Control

Bad 1970s Product Ideas: Tom Marvel Birth Control

…and we won't even mention Pinto bumper cars...
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Funny story: Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 6

Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 6

The baby angel's name at birth was, and boy, or should I say girl... or both... this was some birth, Lilithanne Aconda Kniffelblossom. As you may have guessed the bouncing baby something or other was the only true hermaphrodite ever born in the rural community of Kniffelblossom, Indiana. At least s/he was the only one allowed to see the light of day since such country folk as occupied this...
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Funny story: Woman Gives Birth to Dog

Woman Gives Birth to Dog

An Ohio woman gave birth this morning to a full-size Standard Poodle. The odd birth occurred at a Cleveland hospital where a team of doctors and veterinarians worked for several hours on Mildred Stroebel who was accompanied in the delivery room by h...
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Funny story: Files reveal Mountbatten's daughter as Brown's birth mother

Files reveal Mountbatten's daughter as Brown's birth mother

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Classified records released under the UK's 9/11 Freedom of Disinformation Act have revealed the shockingh truth behind Chancellor Gordon Brown's true parentage and name the Earl of Mountbatten's daughter Patri...
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Funny story: 117 Year old woman gives birth to cat

117 Year old woman gives birth to cat

The world's oldest living person received quite a shock on July Fourth. Gladys Over knew something was wrong. She had been experiencing stomach cramps and irregular bowel movements for two months. A visit with her doctor revealed a large mass in...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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