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24-hour drinking not being taught properly says Archbishop

Funny story: 24-hour drinking not being taught properly says Archbishop

In a scathing attack on the drinks industry, the Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Atkinson, riding high on the success of his new movie "Archbishop Bean", is one of several cross-religion senior clerics to slam 24-hour drinking.

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Binge-Drinking Banned In Worldwide Legal Move

Funny story: Binge-Drinking Banned In Worldwide Legal Move

Binge-drinking has been banned in a concerted move by the worlds governments today. In a shock announcement made by the Prime Minister it was revealed that Binge will no longer be available for sale.

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British Teens Drink A Hundred Bottles of Beer and Are Off the Wall!

Funny story: British Teens Drink A Hundred Bottles of Beer and Are Off the Wall!

A study carried out by Liverpool John Moore's university has found almost all of 15-to-16-year-olds in North West England are involved in underage binge drinking and violence.

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Binge Drinkers Responsible for Baby Boom

Funny story: Binge Drinkers Responsible for Baby Boom

Binge drinkers are responsible for a massive rise in illegitimate births according to a secret document known only to myself and several million Daily Mail readers.

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Binge Drinkers Like Beer - Research Says

Funny story: Binge Drinkers Like Beer - Research Says

In an amazing feat of researching genius, the CDC figured out this morning that adult binge drinkers like beer. Although the news may come as a shock to many, the CDC assures the public that the study is in fact true.

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Yargh! There Be Pirates In the School

Funny story: Yargh! There Be Pirates In the School

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Pennsylvania - A pro-Bush fundamentalist Christian conservative administrator at Millersville University accused a teacher, Stacy Snyder, of promoting underage drinking after they discovered her

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Binge Drinkers Spark Mid-Air Vision of Christ - Pope Informed

Funny story: Binge Drinkers Spark Mid-Air Vision of Christ - Pope Informed

Last night, Rank-Air Flight 66613 was making its final untroubled descent into Gatwick Airport, when experienced pilot James Henley-Regatta (53) left the controls as he always did to reprimand binge drinking passengers. Little did he know that the ro...

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Girl Guides' guide to binge drinking published

Funny story: Girl Guides' guide to binge drinking published

London - (Rioters): The Girl Guides Movement has published its very own guide to binge drinking, under-age sex and successful dumping of has-been boyfriends.

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