In a scathing attack on the drinks industry, the Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Atkinson, riding high on the success of his new movie "Archbishop Bean", is one of several cross-religion senior clerics to slam 24-hour drinking.
Binge-drinking has been banned in a concerted move by the worlds governments today. In a shock announcement made by the Prime Minister it was revealed that Binge will no longer be available for sale.
A study carried out by Liverpool John Moore's university has found almost all of 15-to-16-year-olds in North West England are involved in underage binge drinking and violence.
Binge drinkers are responsible for a massive rise in illegitimate births according to a secret document known only to myself and several million Daily Mail readers.
In an amazing feat of researching genius, the CDC figured out this morning that adult binge drinkers like beer. Although the news may come as a shock to many, the CDC assures the public that the study is in fact true.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Pennsylvania - A pro-Bush fundamentalist Christian conservative administrator at Millersville University accused a teacher, Stacy Snyder, of promoting underage drinking after they discovered her
Last night, Rank-Air Flight 66613 was making its final untroubled descent into Gatwick Airport, when experienced pilot James Henley-Regatta (53) left the controls as he always did to reprimand binge drinking passengers. Little did he know that the ro...
London - (Rioters): The Girl Guides Movement has published its very own guide to binge drinking, under-age sex and successful dumping of has-been boyfriends.
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