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Funny story: Giant colony of sloths already inhabits Kepler-22b

Giant colony of sloths already inhabits Kepler-22b

Space - A colony of mutant species from the Bradypodidae genus of three-toed sloths is suspected of being indigenous to the newly discovered planet. Imagery from NASA's Kepler space telescope reveals the distinctive arboreal critters whose closest...
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Funny story: Colony of Yetis or Abominable Snowmen Discovered and Killed In Siberia

Colony of Yetis or Abominable Snowmen Discovered and Killed In Siberia

A colony of ape-like cryptids has been discovered and slaughtered by Russian soldiers on a millitary training exercise in the Kemerova region of Siberia. The creatures, known more commonly as Yetis or Abominable Snowmen, were thought to be nothi...
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Funny story: Abominable Snowman stolen by Hadron thieves

Abominable Snowman stolen by Hadron thieves

Police were today looking for witnesses after Mr Yeti, the missing link between humans and apes, was stolen from his home in London. He was last seen strapped to the back of a flatbed Ford Transit, identical to the one sought in connection with t...
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Funny story: Sun says Cheryl Cole and Abominable Snowman an item

Sun says Cheryl Cole and Abominable Snowman an item

The Sun has today reported that Cheryl Cole, following her acrimonious split from footballer husband Ashley, has began dating the political refugee and former abominable snowman Mr Yeti. Yeti, 46, thought to be the missing link between humans and...
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Funny story: "Abominable Snowman cannot be deported" says Rights Group

"Abominable Snowman cannot be deported" says Rights Group

Human rights group Sanctuary International say they will fight any moves to have a Tibetan asylum seeker deported. Mr Yeti, 46, a lecturer at Kings College and the only living example of the legendary 'abominable snowman' ever recorded, is accuse...
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Funny story: Abominable Snowman claims asylum

Abominable Snowman claims asylum

The mysterious and elusive Yeti, believed to be the missing link between humans and the great apes, has finally been discovered. Standing seven feet and with thick white fur, the existence of this large primate thought to have evolved from the gr...
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Funny story: Burnley Man Admits Being Sasquatch

Burnley Man Admits Being Sasquatch

Mild mannered Burnley family man Alvin Topping 52 has come forward to local officials and turned himself in as the elusive Bigfoot alias the Sasquatch and Yeti. Topping, an actuarial by trade and clean shaven, seems an unlikely candidate for Bigfo...
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Funny story: Socksquatch invades Denver home

Socksquatch invades Denver home

Jody McMullin of Denver, Colorado is not a violent woman. In fact she is known for her even temper. But when her favorite pair of purple and white poc-a-dot socks came out of the washer one sock short of a pair, Jody McMullin lost it. At 12:45...
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Funny story: Scientific Institute Is To Be Built In Siberia To Study Yetis

Scientific Institute Is To Be Built In Siberia To Study Yetis

There is going to be a special scientific facility to study yetis. The yeti is a homanid form which is a sub-branch of the humanoid form. There have been reports of yetis, abominable snowmen and 'big foot' in various remote mountainous areas of the world with dense forestation. The creatures are sub-human and are able to 'mate' with humans and it is speculated that there are yeti descendant...
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Funny story: Bigfoot Activity Heightened During Solar Flare Event

Bigfoot Activity Heightened During Solar Flare Event

Mt. Clemens, MICHIGAN - The city of Mt. Clemens, Michigan is once again in the news for Bigfoot sightings as it seems that several citizens have phoned the local police station claiming to have witnessed what they believe are large, hairy ape-lik...
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Funny story: Jet's Ryan Enters Rehab for Sole Food Addiction; Can't Shake Insatiable Desire for "Pigs Feet!"

Jet's Ryan Enters Rehab for Sole Food Addiction; Can't Shake Insatiable Desire for "Pigs Feet!"

The NY Jets continue to 'step in it' with the latest foot related incident involving Corpulent Coach Rex Ryan as he enters rehab to try to cure his recently exposed "Foot Fetish" after videos on fetish sites allegedly depict the delectable toes of...
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Funny story: Snow Continues to Fall In Britain; Reports of Abominable Snowman Continue to Pour in from Manchester!

Snow Continues to Fall In Britain; Reports of Abominable Snowman Continue to Pour in from Manchester!

As snow continues to blanket the continent, bringing traffic, pub crawling, and riots in the street to a near halt, police are on full alert as sightings of an 'Abominable Snowman" continue to pore in from terrified council residents. Described b...
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Funny story: Zac Efron To Star With Heidi Montag and Gabourey Sidibe In "Big Foot Gets Abducted By Vampire Aliens"

Zac Efron To Star With Heidi Montag and Gabourey Sidibe In "Big Foot Gets Abducted By Vampire Aliens"

LOS ANGELES - Zac Efron has just told Larry King that he will start shooting his new movie Big Foot Gets Abducted By Vampire Aliens in two weeks. The film which is being co-produced by Vilandro Gorianzanni and Luigi Luigiani will be shot in locati...
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Funny story: Letters to the Editor - Alien Hunters Anonymous (AHA)

Letters to the Editor - Alien Hunters Anonymous (AHA)

Where creatures such as the chupacabra, bigfoot, and aliens are more than just sightings. Dear Fellow Bigfoot Hunters, I wish to comment on a story that I read recently that bigfoot sightings are on the rise in Michigan. Can anyone tell me what part of Michigan they are on the rise in? The story claims that the bigfoot creature was dining out of a dumpster. My first thought that it was dirty...
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Funny story: Big Foot sighted in Scotland

Big Foot sighted in Scotland

Edinburgh, Scotland. Authorities are in a flap today following unconfirmed sightings of a "Big Foot" or that rare unexplained life form usually found in North America. A suburban resident here said she was having her usual morning coffee at the lo...
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Funny story: Bigfoot spotted on Mars

Bigfoot spotted on Mars

The creature known as Bigfoot which is reported to inhabit remote areas in the USA, has now been spotted on Mars and even been photographed. Bigfoot specialist Don Brown claims that if you GOOGLE, Life on Mars Photos, you will get a chance to see the...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle marries Bigfoot

Susan Boyle marries Bigfoot

In a bombshell announcement made earlier today, sources close to the UK's singing sensation Susan Boyle have confirmed that the singer is now engaged to be married - to Bigfoot. Bigfoot, the elusive and reclusive monster of North America's woodlan...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and the Bigfoot Film Controversy

Robert Pattinson and the Bigfoot Film Controversy

Mr Magoo is so short sighted that the last time he went to the cinema he thought a woman at the other end of the hall carrying a white fur coat in front of her arms was the ice cream lady. Magoo's grandson Four Eyes Magoo is equally blind as a bat, i...
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