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Big Brother will still be a waste of time, says deluded old fool

Funny story: Big Brother will still be a waste of time, says deluded old fool

TV experts have stated that even though it has changed channels, and has a new presenter, Big Brother will still be a waste of everyone's time. Boris Elton John, a TV expert and Spokesman for 'Why don't switch of your TV and do something less bori...

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Insanesburys asked to snoop for Government

Funny story: Insanesburys asked to snoop for Government

London - A major UK supermarket chain is to spy on carers 'that the government may not know about' a red top report says today. Leading supermarket chain Insanesburys' staff will root out these off-the-radar individuals who have evaded Big Brothe...

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Big Brother contestant shocks the world

Funny story: Big Brother contestant shocks the world

R Sole, a contestant from Big Brother, the popular reality television show specifically for the UK's un-dead and brain-dead, has shocked the world of hype, fashion, farming and destruction of the English language by doing something useful as a result...

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Imogen Thomas To Meet Barack Obama And Queen Elizabeth II At Buckingham Palace

Funny story: Imogen Thomas To Meet Barack Obama And Queen Elizabeth II At Buckingham Palace

Former Big Brother star Imogen Thomas is apparently all set to meet President Obama and the Queen at Buckingham Palace this tea time for tea and custard creams on the Palace lawn. Apparently, the President and the Queen were scanning this morning'...

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"Can You Hear Me Now?" Obama Bin Everywhere Now On Your Cell Phone! Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm!

Funny story: "Can You Hear Me Now?" Obama Bin Everywhere Now On Your Cell Phone! Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm!

The Federal Communications Commissions (FCC) acting in consort with the Democratic National Committee (DNC) have mandated cell phone manufacturers include a special Obama Chip in each new Cell Phone in order for the President to 'stay in touch' in t...

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Big Brother Set To Return - TV Repair Man Promises Action

Funny story: Big Brother Set To Return - TV Repair Man Promises Action

News that a multi-million pound deal will see Big Brother return this summer has been met with a swift response by vigilante, TV Repair Man. Channel 5 has arranged to screen the show which was dramatically dropped by C4 last year as viewing figure...

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High levels of Census Completion Disorder (CCD) are being found all over the United Kingdom!

Funny story: High levels of Census Completion Disorder (CCD) are being found all over the United Kingdom!

All over the United Kingdom, the citizens in their droves are experiencing a new phenomenon called Census Completion Disorder (CCD). CCD is a nervous complaint caused by reading and attempting to fill in the UKs 2011 compulsory Census. Not withstanding that filling in the Census is against the Data Protection Act, where UK citizens have the right to refuse their data being held on a computer...

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Prince William and his bride-to-be, Kate, will together for the rest of their lives

Funny story: Prince William and his bride-to-be, Kate, will together for the rest of their lives

If body language experts are to be believed then the Royal couple will indeed be married for life. Big Brother is watching All of us. Body language experts have recently been analyzing the way both William and Kate wave to the public. Identica...

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Howard Stern/David Arquette Plot to Reveal Mainstream Reporters as Mindless Sheep Headed for a Ugly Slaughter.

Funny story: Howard Stern/David Arquette Plot to Reveal Mainstream Reporters as Mindless Sheep Headed for a Ugly Slaughter.

There are people in the world that set the new trends. They make the breakthrough's that give humankind the appearance of being a species worthy of continuing along the evolutionary path. There are people that dance enthusiastically to the beat of a...

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Government to encrypt reflections across transport network

Funny story: Government to encrypt reflections across transport network

A mirror wielding Al-Qaeda spy cell in operation across the British Transport network has lead the Government to request all reflections from windows are encrypted to prevent sensitive data being intercepted. The cell targets travelling MP's and M...

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Smart Home Threatens Owners with Eviction

Funny story: Smart Home Threatens Owners with Eviction

Smart homes have been around for a couple of decades now. Special wiring and technological advances allow the homes to take care of just about every aspect of running the home from round-the-clock automatic cleaning and dusting to securing the perime...

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Mass Eviction from the Big Brother Mine

Shock today as a mass eviction has effectively ended the Big Brother mine programme once and for all. President Sebastian Pinera joined Divina Macall as all 33 of the Big Brother "miners" basically won after a vote rigging scandal centered on the Cat...

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Chilean Miners inspire Celebrity Cave In

Funny story: Chilean Miners inspire Celebrity Cave In

As the last of the miners emerged blinking into the world above and are propelled into worldwide stardom, bosses at Channel 4, looking for something to replace Big Bother, sat up and took notice of the twenty-four hour coverage of the rescue. Rapi...

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Getting to know you. Coalition MPs to star in new BB

Funny story: Getting to know you. Coalition MPs to star in new BB

Oh yes, it's back for one FINAL FINAL series apparently. After days of heavy campaigning on Twitter, Davina McCall has confirmed there will be one final series. But this one will be a massive change. Both Tory and Lib. Dem Cabinet Ministers are se...

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'Big Brother' state: Citizens urged to grass each other up.

Funny story: 'Big Brother' state: Citizens urged to grass each other up.

In an alarming extension of the 'Big Brother' state, citizens are now being asked to spy on each other and report family, friends, neighbours and members of the general public to the appropriate authorities. What began with motorists being asked t...

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Big Brother Africa To Release Tiger Into House

Funny story: Big Brother Africa To Release Tiger Into House

Big Brother may have run its course in the UK last week with Brian Dowling taking the Ultimate BB crown, but the show still rolls on in the rest of the world, and nowhere is it more exciting than in Africa, where TV chiefs plan to release a tiger int...

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Big Brother Brian Dowling Wins 'Final' Show

Funny story: Big Brother Brian Dowling Wins 'Final' Show

There were screams of delight in the Big Brother studio last night when the realisation slowly dawned on fans that the Big Brother dynasty had finally come to an end. Former air steward Brian Dowling won Ultimate Big Brother, which featured 'top'...

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Big Brothers Nadia, time of the month

Funny story: Big Brothers Nadia, time of the month

Yes that's right, you heard it here first, well, maybe second or third, but according to "some" other house mates in the Big Brother house on Friday night, the Madeiran born reality television star, best-known for being the first transsexual winner o...

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Porn Lawyer Seeks to Expand Show-Biz Career

Fresh off countless CNN appearances, creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti has sued Marvel Comics, demanding to be taken on as their latest super-hero -- Rabid-Ranting-Rodent-Esquire-Dude.
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