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Survey: Young Snakes In Bible Belt State Less Religious Than Parents

Funny story: Survey: Young Snakes In Bible Belt State Less Religious Than Parents

A recent reptile survey by University of Lower Arkansas scientists reveals that juvenile snakes are less likely to attend church than their parents. University faculty conducted the survey over a 6 month period, at a cost of $2M to taxpayers. Man...

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Spoof journalist questioned at Heathrow

Funny story: Spoof journalist questioned at Heathrow

A Spoof journalist, passing through Heathrow from Germany on his way to Brazil has been questioned and been accused of 'carrying material that could be of value to terrorists'. The document seized at Heathrow was called 'The Bible' and our man, wh...

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The Epic of Gilgamesh

The Epic of Gilgamesh is a long, boring, heroic poem by Gil Gamesh, a Babylonian who plagiarized the story from ancient Sumerian sources and claimed that the events of the poem, outlandish though they are, actually happened to him. One of the poem's key episodes in the flood, which, when it is written about in the Bible, is known as the Biblical flood, but, in Gilgamesh, is referred to as The Delu...

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The Taliban Introduces Its Own Version Of the Ten Commandments

Funny story: The Taliban Introduces Its Own Version Of the Ten Commandments

The top commanders of the Taliban have just introduced their own version of the famous Ten Commandments as received by Moses in the desert. It is not well known that the Islamic Religion also uses the Bible as a prophetic religious work. That means that they believe in the Ten Commandments as received by Moses from Jehovah. Unfortunately, as can be expected, the Taliban branch of radical Islam...

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Astronauts Read Genesis From Dark Side Of The Moon

Funny story: Astronauts Read Genesis From Dark Side Of The Moon

In his documentary Brian Cox mentioned that the Apollo astronauts read the story of Earth's creation from the Book of Genesis from the bible. Christians everywhere rejoiced when they heard the beautiful scripture read on Christmas Eve 1968 and saw...

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Snake Kicked Off Plane at Glasgow Airport Gives Interview

Funny story: Snake Kicked Off Plane at Glasgow Airport Gives Interview

It wasn't first-class treatment at all, that's for sure. But then again, he wasn't a first-class passenger. The snake, after all, was just a stowaway. When he was found slithering along under some seats in a plane from Mexico, he was carted of...

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New Gospel Found: Son of Man Was Ladies Man

Funny story: New Gospel Found: Son of Man Was Ladies Man

The recent discovery of a papyrus fragment suggesting that Jesus had a wife has caused a stir in academic and religious circles. While some might be pleased to learn about a more human side of the Messiah, others feel that the evidence is a forgery w...

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Harvard Prof finds 'Honey Do' list from Jesus' wife!

Funny story: Harvard Prof finds 'Honey Do' list from Jesus' wife!

HARVARD UNIVERSITY (ABSNN)- Dr. Karen L. King, a Harvard Divinity School professor, has discovered a scrap of parchment written by the wife of Jesus Christ. The announcement of the discovery was made at an international conference of Coptic schola...

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Fishes and Loaves Or Vice Versa

Funny story: Fishes and Loaves Or Vice Versa

Time: 32 CE Place: On a hillside in Judea Judas Peter! Peter Hi, Judas. Problem? Judas Where have you been? Peter What do you mean? Judas What do you mean what do I mean? Where were you? Peter Oh, here and there. Judas Don't be so disingenuous with me, Peter. Remember, I knew you when you were just Simon. Peter OK…OK…. I was with the in-laws. So, crucify me.

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Accuracy of the Bible Queried by Bishop

The Bishop of Redruth has questioned the statements in the Bible that suggest the world began in 4004 BC or that Adam and Eve were the first on the scene. In a sermon to the congregation at Redruth Cathedral, attended by three sailors and a dog, B...

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Barking residents' fury at surfers-to-heir missals plan

Funny story: Barking residents' fury at surfers-to-heir missals plan

Isle of Dogs - Proposals to stream e-copies of Prince Charles' online Book of Common Prey into Olympics residential blocks have been slammed by locals. A report this weekend said registered browsers of the Dodgy Originals website are determined to...

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Doomsday "Prophet" Harold Camping Postpones Rapture To October 21, 20-*Cough Cough*

Funny story: Doomsday "Prophet" Harold Camping Postpones Rapture To October 21, 20-*Cough Cough*

ALAMEDA, CA-In the wake of his failed prediction of a May 21, 2011 world end date, Harold Camping took to his radio show to inform the people that the world would now end on October 21, 20-HUHK HUHK HUHK, HUHK HUHK, HUHK HUHK. Camping made it cle...

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Santorum's "The First Book of Rick"

Funny story: Santorum's "The First Book of Rick"

SCRANTON, PA --- A staffer to Republican Party presidential primary candidate, Rick Santorum thought it was only an Etch a Sketch he accidently left in a cab. Only, after entering the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company where his boss was to give a speech did he realize it was Santorum's entire 'playbook' for what he would do if elected President of the United States. Taxi driver, Julian Assange (no r...

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Bible to get 21st century facelift inc phone app

It has been announced that the traditional King James Bible is to be revised into a modern day language "Bible App," available for i Pads, I Phones and Android for 89p. Its aim is to get young people interested in mainstream traditional religious...

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Adam & Eve: "How, for God's sake, were we supposed to fucking know!"

In a satellite news conference from an unknown location, Adam & Eve held a press conference late this afternoon. The broadcast was deemed authentic by NASA. The world was startled as the broadcast was in all of the known languages. The picture was bright and clear as Adam spoke first. Adam: "How, for God's sake, were we supposed to fucking know!" It's time, however, for you to know and p...

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Richard Dawkins made a fool of by Creationists

Funny story: Richard Dawkins made a fool of by Creationists

Fundamentalist atheist, Richard Dawkins, has been made to look like a fool in a radio broadcast debate with members from the Intelligent Design community. The IDers asked Dawkins to give the full title of Charles Darwin's Origin of the Species. It...

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Thou shalt not steal

Proverbs are trickles of man's life. An instance is 'Set a thief to catch a thief'. None of the species, in animal kingdom, favor being robbed. When prevention failed, 10 commandments came in: 'Thou shalt not steal'; but the command fell short, too. Then constables were hired; no abatement. Additionally, an unsanctioned alliance took place between the thieves and the constables; from that point on...

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Sayings of Biblical Mothers

Funny story: Sayings of Biblical Mothers

David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons! Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day! Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more stray animals! Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper Martha! Have you got ants in your pants? Why can'...

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