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Donald Sterling Banned For Life From Every Organization With Initials

Chicago - Not only has embattled owner of the LA Clippers basketball team, Donald Sterling, been banned for life from the NBA for his racist remarks, but virtually every other organization in America that is widely known by their initials have banned...

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NBA Player Retires After Half Time Defeat To Teenager

Funny story: NBA Player Retires After Half Time Defeat To Teenager

A Memphis Grizzles basketball player retired mid-game after a half time loss to a local 12 year old at a game of HORSE. In a half time game for charity, Marc Gasol faced off against Jermaine, a 12-year-old African American. Pre game, both players...

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Shaquille O'Neal Says That If He Buys The L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant Is History

Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal Says That If He Buys The L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant Is History

LOS ANGELES - Former Los Angeles Lakers great Shaquille O'Neal has been hinting that he would like to purchase the Los Angeles Lakers. O'Neal who played for the Lakers from 1996 to 2004 recently told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily...

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The World Champion Miami Heat Get Beaten By The Washington Wizards And Thus Let The #1 Seed Get Away

Funny story: The World Champion Miami Heat Get Beaten By The Washington Wizards And Thus Let The #1 Seed Get Away

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The fans of the Washington Wizards saw their hometown team play the spoiler as they defeated the world champion Miami Heat 114-93. Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti pointed out that by the Heat losing the game they al...

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Los Angeles Lakers Fans Are Devastated As Their Team Fails To Make The NBA Playoffs

Funny story: Los Angeles Lakers Fans Are Devastated As Their Team Fails To Make The NBA Playoffs

LOS ANGELES - Rufus Reno, sports writer for Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has said that there are a lot of upset Lakers fans in LaLaLand. Reno said that the fans of the purple and gold team are pretty much red at the moment as their beloved team...

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Pittsburgh Says That They'll Gladly Take The Milwaukee Bucks

Funny story: Pittsburgh Says That They'll Gladly Take The Milwaukee Bucks

PITTSBURGH - The big Pennsylvania city is home to steel mills, the Heinz Ketchup empire, the Pirates, the Steelers, and the Penguins. And now the Pittsburgh City Council has let the Milwaukee Bucks organization know that they would be proud to hav...

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Las Vegas Says No To The Milwaukee Bucks Desire To Move To Slot Machine City

Funny story: Las Vegas Says No To The Milwaukee Bucks Desire To Move To Slot Machine City

LAS VEGAS - The Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce heard about the NBA Milwaukee Bucks desire to move the team to Las Vegas. And by a unanimous vote they have voted not to allow the Bucks team to move from Milwaukee to Las Vegas. They pointed out th...

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Phil Jackson, Executive With The New York Knicks May Hire Lamar Odom

Funny story: Phil Jackson, Executive With The New York Knicks May Hire Lamar Odom

NEW YORK - Many sports fans, and especially those out on the Left Coast truly felt that the Los Angeles Lakers were going to fire Head Coach Mike D'Antoni and hire former Coach Phil Jackson. But as Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily st...

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Ex-Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Says He Wants Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal To Bury The Hatchet

Funny story: Ex-Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Says He Wants Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal To Bury The Hatchet

LOS ANGELES - Former Lakers Coach Phil Jackson told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that he does not appreciate seeing two of his former players dissing each other in the news media. Phil Jackson, who is engaged to Lakers owner Jeanie B...

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"The FUN-draiser to get Brandon Ashley new legs" and ELITE 8 PREVIEW: Wisconsin vs Arizona

Sean Miller views his coaching job a lot like a buffet, feasting on superb talent and washing it down with a carbonated soda of success (which only costs $1.85 extra given the right circumstances). This sort of gluttony has led him to gain an unhealt...

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Kobe Bryant: I Hated Playing With Shaquille O'Neal, He Was One Lazy Bro

Funny story: Kobe Bryant: I Hated Playing With Shaquille O'Neal, He Was One Lazy Bro

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant's body may be hurting but there is certainly nothing wrong with his mouth as former teammate Shaquille O'Neal has found out. Bryant met with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at a Giggling Guacamole Restaurant...

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Kobe Bryant Says That Justin Bieber's Career Is Pretty Much Over

Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says That Justin Bieber's Career Is Pretty Much Over

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant was talking about basketball with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette. He was asked about the Lakers and if they will ever return to the greatest of years past. Kobe, who isn't shy replied, "Yeah, once I get mysel...

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Many Boston Celtics Fans Want The Team Name Changed

Funny story: Many Boston Celtics Fans Want The Team Name Changed

BOSTON - The Boston Celtics were founded in 1946, and since then they have managed to win a total of 17 NBA Championships. Lately there has been a lot of talk from some of the loyal Celtics fans about changing the team name to a more modern soundi...

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President Obama Wins $2,000 On The Wichita State Shockers Vs. Kentucky Wildcats NCAA March Madness Game

Funny story: President Obama Wins $2,000 On The Wichita State Shockers Vs. Kentucky Wildcats NCAA March Madness Game

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama called up Vice-President Biden and told him that the burgers were on him. The Vice-President replied, "You won big on the Wichita State Vs. Kentucky March Madness game didn't you Barry." The president replied,...

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The NBA's Cellar Dwellers, The Milwaukee Bucks May Be Leaving Milwaukee

Funny story: The NBA's Cellar Dwellers, The Milwaukee Bucks May Be Leaving Milwaukee

MILWAUKEE - An inside source with the Milwaukee Bucks organization has said that the Bucks ownership may be throwing in the (losing) towel and leaving Beer City. The Bucks have been languishing in the NBA cellar for most of the year and presently...

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Kobe Bryant Says That President Obama Could Play For The Lakers

Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says That President Obama Could Play For The Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant spoke with Rufus Reno a reporter with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. Reno asked him how he was feeling. Kobe shook his head and replied that he kind of feels like Wynonna Judd, John Goodman, and David Crosby all jumped o...

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President Obama Makes His Prediction For The NBA Finals

Funny story: President Obama Makes His Prediction For The NBA Finals

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama hosted a formal dinner for the president of Panama Beto Cabeza de Vaca. The two mainly talked about how Costa Rica had recently raised the price of bananas. President Cabeza de Vaca stated that Costa Rica did...

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NBA drops another rule change bombshell

Funny story: NBA drops another rule change bombshell

Several weeks back the NBA rumor mill was running wild with talks of expanding the dimensions of the court, as well as adding a 4-point line. This sparked a heated debate between fans, coaches, players, and NBA officials alike. As unlikely as it seem...

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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