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Albuquerque Overrun With Animal Infestation

Funny story: Albuquerque Overrun With Animal Infestation

Small, furry, rodent like animals are everywhere in this Central New Mexico city. Animal Control Officers and Police and Sheriff's Departments are overworked in attempting to round up and destroy this infestation of the mountain pickleweasel. Sai...

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Badgers Hire Public Relations Team and Celebrity Spokespeople

Funny story: Badgers Hire Public Relations Team and Celebrity Spokespeople

Animal rights activists representing the Badger have hired a public relations team to help improve the image of their beloved animal. The group, known as the Friends of Badgers (FOBs for short), wants to see the animal become more respected and have...

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American Puts Gas In Badger

Funny story: American Puts Gas In Badger

At a BP service station in England today, an American tourist filled up a badger with 5-star super unleaded. Speaking from his car, Andrew Thomson said: 'Yep, I keep forgettin' that these crazy limeys use different words for things, it's damn' con...

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Badger Cull Would Be A Mistake, Say Badger Lovers

Funny story: Badger Cull Would Be A Mistake, Say Badger Lovers

A widespread cull of badgers to attempt to combat the spread of bovine Tuberculosis in Wales would be a mistake, say animal lovers, and could lead to the end of civilsation as we know it.

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Badger-Skin Bra Business Goes Bust

A company specializing in 'natural brassiere manufacturing' has gone out of business after protests by a vigilante animal rights group.

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Men Equals Dogs, Women Equals Badgers...

Funny story: Men Equals Dogs, Women Equals Badgers...

It has come to my mind, that men do show some similarities between themselves and dogs. However, women have similarities between themselves and badgers. Here is what I have noticed:...

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Badger Seeks Selective Science Advisor Culls

Funny story: Badger Seeks Selective Science Advisor Culls

Following the Department of Environment's call for a mass culling of Badgers after a damning report claimed badgers are solely responsible for TB in cattle a spokesbadger for the normally shy nocturnal mammals has slammed UK Government officials:...

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Animal Fighting Organiser Gets Jail

Funny story: Animal Fighting Organiser Gets Jail

A man arrested for organising cruel fights between animals, has today been sentenced to five years in prison at Birmingham Crown Court.

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