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Football Gossip & comments 7th September 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 7th September 2012

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger says he sees a future for Nicklas Bendtner, 24, at the Emirates despite sending the Denmark striker on loan to Juventus after spending a season with Sunderland. (Guardian) The club need a burger bar assistant who speaks Danish. Uruguay were going to play a World Cup qualifier against Colombia in local second division side Solo Junior's away strip until their kit...

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Transfer Window Belief

The transfer window has slammed shut trapping the fingers of many managers who weren't able to offload the tripe they had signed in previous windows. There was a flurry of activity in the last few moments of the window as Arsenal tried desperately to...

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Van Persie Sectioned After "Little Boy Inside Me" Ramblings

Funny story: Van Persie Sectioned After "Little Boy Inside Me" Ramblings

Manchester United new boy Robin Van Persie has been sectioned under the mental health act. The shocking news comes after Van Persie claimed a little boy inside of him helps him make hard decisions in his life. United chiefs are said to be furio...

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Football Gossip & comments 20th August 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 20th August 2012

West Ham co-owner David Sullivan has revealed the Hammers still owe more than £10m to Sheffield United over the "Carlos Tevez affair" (Daily Mirror) They're repaying at 50p per week. Manager Roberto Mancini has been ordered by Manchester City's Abu Dhabi owners to stop his public attacks on football director Brian Marwood. (Sunday People) Mancini has decided to go back to the anonymous lett...

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Football Gossip & comments 16th August 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 16th August 2012

Man Utd agree £24m deal with Arsenal for striker Robin van Persie. The two clubs eventually agreed a price after weeks of offers and refusals. Officials agreed a deal last night over dinner - United offered to pay but apparently they went dutch. AC Milan have signed a 10-year-old girl from East Dunbartonshire after she impressed scouts while on a family holiday in La Manga. (Metro) A talent...

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Football Gossip & comments 14th August 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 14th August 2012

Manchester City win the Community Shield with goals from a 3-2 win over Chelsea at Villa Park. Fans who missed the game while watching the more entertaining ego-free Olympic coverage, could be excused thinking it was a another PR stunt by Max Clifford when the names of 2011/12 missing strikers Fernando Torres and Carlos Tevez both appeared on the scoresheet. Eyewitness video footage shows th...

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Football Gossip & comments 21st July 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 21st July 2012

Manchester United, Manchester City and Juventus confirm bids for Robin Van Persie from Arsenal. Leaving Wenger enough cash to sign another Frenchman... Birmingham supporter Rob Shannon has not missed one of his team's matches for 38 years, seeing the Blues play 1,800 consecutive games since 1974. And he only missed one that year because he was too ill to get out of bed. 1,800 consecutive...

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Football Gossip & comments 17th July 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 17th July 2012

Liverpool striker Andy Carroll, 23, has told his representatives to secure him a return to Newcastle. (from the Newcastle Evening Chronicle) But the Reds will seek to recoup at least £20m from the sale of Carroll this summer, a valuation that will sorely test Newcastle's aspirations to re-sign the England striker (The Guardian) I can imagine the conversation now - Liverpool: "We want £20 mi...

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Sports News Summary of The Week - In Tweets w/e 7th July

Funny story: Sports News Summary of The Week - In Tweets w/e 7th July

Would the last Banker out of the door at Barclays please turn the light off. Would the last player out the door at Arsenal please... Robin Van Persie is off to the SPL to replace Rangers. After all he was a one man team at Arsenal last year. Robin Van Persie statement "It's not about the money, money, money. I wanna win a trophy, trophy, trophy. Even a Carling cup, might just cheer me up"...

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Robin Van Persie to join Scottish Premier League

Funny story: Robin Van Persie to join Scottish Premier League

Robin Van Persie caused ripples this week by revealing on his personal website that he would not be signing an extension to his Arsenal contract, and now details are emerging as to his whereabouts next season. RVP Stated that he is not happy with...

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Aston Villa line up Andre Villas-Boas as new manager

Funny story: Aston Villa line up Andre Villas-Boas as new manager

Following the sacking of Alex McCleish by Aston Villa earlier in the week, sources inside Villa Park suggest that former Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas will be the new man in the hot seat, early next week. McCleish was sacked after 11 months in ch...

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Dalglish And Wenger To Star In 'Visit Britain' Ads

Funny story: Dalglish And Wenger To Star In 'Visit Britain' Ads

Two of the English Premier League's best known managers have been recruited to front a new advertising drive designed to encourage Brits to holiday at home. Liverpool boss Kenny Dalglish and his Arsenal counterpart Arsene Wenger joined forces to f...

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Man City to raid Arsenal for a third time - this time for three points

Funny story: Man City to raid Arsenal for a third time - this time for three points

Big spending Manchester City are set to raid the Emirates for a third time following the purchase of Samir Nasri and Gael Clichy last summer. This time the title challenging blue half of Manchester are not after a player, but three points in the a...

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Arsenal have 10 points deducted for refusing to play football!

Funny story: Arsenal have 10 points deducted for refusing to play football!

Arsenal's problems have been exacerbated even further by the FA. They have had their Premier league points tally reduced by 10 points (dix points in French) because the FA decided to penalise them for not playing football, not showing up at the races...

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Arsene Wenger hits back in war of words with President of Rwanda

Funny story: Arsene Wenger hits back in war of words with President of Rwanda

Arsene Wenger has faced a barrage of criticism for Arsenal's poor performances in 2012 from fans and journalists alike, but now people in high places want him out. Paul Kagame, president of Rwanda, has called on the long-time Arsenal manager to give...

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Transfer Window: Arsene Wenger swoops in for Carrol as tactical signing

Funny story: Transfer Window: Arsene Wenger swoops in for Carrol as tactical signing

Arsene Wenger has long opposed the transfer window and refused to sign players in the January, but has gone back on the statement after a recent mathematical blunder in the home defeat to Manchester United and swooped in for former Countdown brainbo...

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Wenger unhappy at Abba's 1974 Eurovision Song Contest award

Arsene Wenger has aired his discontent at the award of the 1974 Eurovision Song contest to Glam-Rock group Abba, saying if awards were to be dished out for being easy on the eye, his side were due every accolade ever issued. The Arsenal boss is...

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Arsene Wenger demands red cards for "imbecile" referees!

Funny story: Arsene Wenger demands red cards for "imbecile" referees!

Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger, is so "qui'd" off about decisions going constantly against his beloved team of Barcelona wannabees he's demanded that the FA introduce "red cards for referees"! The new legislation would then prevent referees makin...

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