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Funny story: How about a Military Tank as a Garden Centrepiece with which to 'wow' your neighbours?

How about a Military Tank as a Garden Centrepiece with which to 'wow' your neighbours?

The British Military are short of cash and over-run with all manner of miliary machinery and will be holding an auction soon in order to get a bit of cash back in their coffers. Fewer men in the military means fewer pieces of hardware required, so about 600 tanks, four frigates and destroyers, all manner of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces will be placed up for auction very soon. It...
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Funny story: Moammar Gadhafi, Led By Gadhafi Himself in a White Robe & on Horseback, Retakes Control of Towns

Moammar Gadhafi, Led By Gadhafi Himself in a White Robe & on Horseback, Retakes Control of Towns

Moammar Gadhafi or "Old Gad-About" to his intimate friend, now claims that he has personally led his forces to retake several small towns around the Libyan Capital, while riding a white horse! "We were victorious against the whole al-Qaida army pl...
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Funny story: "No Lisping" To Replace "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

"No Lisping" To Replace "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral John Mullen, issued a statement today regarding new guidelines to be included in the Uniform Code of Military Justice. With the repeal of the "don't ask, don't tell" rule, the Pentagon has been working...
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Funny story: James Blunt Outs Terrorists

James Blunt Outs Terrorists

In the on-going war against terrorism it emerged today that British singer songwriter James Blunt, 53, plays a huge part in hunting down terrorist hideouts and wanted criminals. Colonel Terry Spatchcock of Regiment 113 Division Two explained: '...
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Funny story: China insists that giant death ray is not a threat to U.S.

China insists that giant death ray is not a threat to U.S.

After the successful test of its first ever Giant Death Ray, China has reiterated to U.S. officials that it is in no way meant to challenge or threaten American military interests in the Pacific or elsewhere. In a statement released during Defens...
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Funny story: Women To Remain Banned From Close Combat

Women To Remain Banned From Close Combat

After conducting yet another exhaustive review, the Ministry of Defence has concluded that it will continue to ban women from frontline infantry units and close quarters combat. Women soldiers will continue in their current support roles, which ar...
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Funny story: U.S Soldier Receives $1.3 million of "Support" From Ribbon Sales

U.S Soldier Receives $1.3 million of "Support" From Ribbon Sales

(November 11, 2010 -- Houston, TX)… A compelling story of patriotism warmed the nations heart this Veteran's Day as Lt. Bob McGuffie received a remarkable amount of "support" in the form of $1.3 million. McGuffie, who's a true American Hero despite...
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Funny story: British Army will no longer carry weapons into battle

British Army will no longer carry weapons into battle

In late breaking news, it has been announced that the British Army will no longer march into battle carrying weapons. The Ministry of Defence has received several complaints from members of the Taliban in Afghanistan. The complaints describe the t...
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Funny story: French fried!

French fried!

With the Joint Armed Forces Treaty between France and the UK being signed today it has been revealed that all British tanks will be refurbished to accommodate the French when on operations in War zones. Manufacturers have already said th...
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Funny story: UK forces to come under French command

UK forces to come under French command

In a shock new move, UK military forces will work alongside their French counterparts, including the possibility that UK troops could be under French command. As well as land forces, the Royal Navy will pair with the French fishing fleet. Also, in...
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Funny story: Halo 3 is so realistic it is being used to train soldiers

Halo 3 is so realistic it is being used to train soldiers

The latest version of hit X-Box war simulation, Halo, has been given the ultimate accreditation, the British army are to use it to train new soldiers. In the wake of massive budget cuts, the normal training procedures for raw recruits is to be scr...
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Funny story: Puting the backbone back into Britain

Puting the backbone back into Britain

The government's latest proposal to bring back conscription is being welcomed in most circles. Putting the backbone back into Britain will be the official government slogan for the campaign and the proposals are expected to become law during the curr...
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Funny story: Defence in the Firing Line

Defence in the Firing Line

With the Government completing the spending review the Defence industries are feeling under fire. But a solution to their problems has emerged and our briefings tell us of remarkable last minute UK deals. We learn that Trident is back in favour an...
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Funny story: Put Down The Assless Chaps and Pick Up A Gun: Judge Finally Orders Military to Stop Enforcing 'Don't Ask Don't Tell'

Put Down The Assless Chaps and Pick Up A Gun: Judge Finally Orders Military to Stop Enforcing 'Don't Ask Don't Tell'

It took a lawsuit from the LCR -- a group of Gay Republicans, as if there were any non-gay Republicans-- to do what President Obama couldn't: The group was successful in getting a federal Judge to order the military to stop enforcing 'don't ask, don...
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Funny story: Gay Soldiers "Dominate British Army"

Gay Soldiers "Dominate British Army"

A survey published today shows that an overwhelming number of soldiers in the British Army are either gay, or are 'not quite sure' about their sexuality. The survey, carried out in Iraq and Afghanistan between 2007 and 2009, revealed that, out of...
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Funny story: Gay Man Laughed At By Marines, Waits For One, And Kicks The Shit Out Of Him

Gay Man Laughed At By Marines, Waits For One, And Kicks The Shit Out Of Him

A gay man from Texas took sweet revenge on one of a group of US Marines who shouted obscenities at him last week, by waiting for one of them to become detached from the rest of his abusive group, then kicking the shit out of him. Larry Sabu, 20, w...
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Funny story: Gay Man With Enormous Penis Refused Entry Into US Army

Gay Man With Enormous Penis Refused Entry Into US Army

A man in Texas who tried to enlist in the US Army, has been told he is unsuitable for the role because of the length of his ENORMOUS PENIS. Larry Sabu, 20, who is an active homosexual and PROUD OF IT, contacted the Brownsville recruitment office a...
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Funny story: US admit that infecting their enemies with sexual diseases didn't work!

US admit that infecting their enemies with sexual diseases didn't work!

The US have fumbled most of the conflicts they have entered, one only has to look at the long list of blunders over the last 70 odd years to realise that US Implerialism is not all what it's cracked up to be Failures in Korea, Vietnam, Iraq twice,...
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