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Funny story: Da Vinci's 'Salvator Mundi' contains apocalyptic 11/11/11 prophecy: report

Da Vinci's 'Salvator Mundi' contains apocalyptic 11/11/11 prophecy: report

London - The restoration of a long lost Leonardo Da Vinci painting shows a 'female' Savior - camouflaged with an androgynous beard - holding a crystal ball and crossing Her fingers as if in anticipation of Judgement Day. Art critics said this week...
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Funny story: May 21st Isn't Judgement Day - "That's Just Silly," Say Man United Fans

May 21st Isn't Judgement Day - "That's Just Silly," Say Man United Fans

It's becoming increasingly clear that fans of Manchester United Football Club remain utterly convinced that internet rumours about May 21st being 'Judgement Day' and the end of the world are a load of old shite. "It's just a load of old shite is t...
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Funny story: Doomsday Postponed Again

Doomsday Postponed Again

Doomsday, currently set for 21 May 2011, is going to be postponed because heaven and hell are not big enough for the world's population, a report states. The World Society of People who Know Stuff That Others Do Not (WSOPWKSTODT) reports that whil...
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Funny story: Poodles Dropping Like Flies in France

Poodles Dropping Like Flies in France

First it was fishes, then it was birds, now it's poodles. Thousands of standard poodles are dropping like flies in France. While miniature, tea cup, toy and other varieties of poodles seem to be thriving in France and other parts of the world, the st...
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Funny story: World Comes to an End, No One Notices

World Comes to an End, No One Notices

The Apocalypse is upon us, the world is falling apart bit by bit. The climate is doing totally unexpected, swings from one extreme to the other. National economies are failing, one after the other, like a unstable house of cards with no sign of bein...
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Funny story: Christian Coalition Claims More Work Needed to Meet Apocalypse Deadline of 12/21/2012

Christian Coalition Claims More Work Needed to Meet Apocalypse Deadline of 12/21/2012

Pat Robertson, founder of the Christian Coalition of America has said lately that he is sorely disappointed in America's Christians of late. Robertson claims that the fundamentalist Christian movement is not moving nearly fast enough on certain initi...
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Funny story: All Hell's Gonna Break Loose on July 11 According to Astrologers and Doomsayers

All Hell's Gonna Break Loose on July 11 According to Astrologers and Doomsayers

Doomsayers the world over will be looking to the heavens on July 11 as one of the first seriously meaningful harbingers of the really, really, really awful things to come within the next two years leading up to the Apocalypse. The event is a tota...
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Funny story: Second coming of Jesus causes anti-Christianity movement

Second coming of Jesus causes anti-Christianity movement

March 27, 2510 - A much-awaited comeback by our Lord and Savior isn't quite having its intended effect. Not long after returning to earth and attempting to bring back what he calls "Real Christianity," religious leader and God Jesus Christ is find...
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Funny story: George Soros: "I'm Having a Very Good BP Oil Crisis"

George Soros: "I'm Having a Very Good BP Oil Crisis"

NEW YORK - Those who know the name "George Soros" probably remember the phrase "I'm having a very good crisis" as US financial markets hung from a thread at the edge of an abyss. Once again, Soros relishes the misfortune of one of the largest interna...
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Funny story: How to Prepare for the 2012 Apocalypse

How to Prepare for the 2012 Apocalypse

Damn you Mayan calendar! In case you haven't heard, the year 2012 has been predicted to be a game changing year for our planet. The Mayan calendar does not go past the year 2012, leading plenty of logical people to believe that the end of civilization is right around the corner. Although there will be some vindication for crazy folk who rant all day about the apocalypse, the vast majority of hu...
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Funny story: Apocalypse Now: Pestilence Obama Leads Charge To Wipe Out Capitalism

Apocalypse Now: Pestilence Obama Leads Charge To Wipe Out Capitalism

Outlined against a somber, blue-grey socialist sky in Washington, President Barack Hussein Obama brings back images of Pestilence as he plots the extermination of capitalism in America. As part of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Pestilence r...
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Funny story: Jesus and Mohammed Appear in Haiti to Promote the Apocalypse

Jesus and Mohammed Appear in Haiti to Promote the Apocalypse

The wine flowed in pace with the bread and fish in Leogone Haiti today. Jesus served the multitudes while Mohammed moved the mountains of debris from the earthquake ravaged country to the delight of the deserving population whose hopelessness is seco...
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Funny story: Obama Reschedules the Apocalypse

Obama Reschedules the Apocalypse

President Obama rescheduled the apocalypse citing various conflicts. "As we all know the Mayan calendar and various other firm sources prove that the world will end on December 21st 2012. After diligent review I, as God's representative on earth, hav...
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Funny story: Nerd yearns for the dead to rise up

Nerd yearns for the dead to rise up

Evans City, Pennsylvania - Stan Hebeman, 42, is a self-described expert on what he calls "Dead" films, and secretly has been yearning for a zombie uprising for years. Stan knows, and can intelligently comment on, all five of George Romero's "livin...
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Funny story: Harold Lauder saves Boulder!

Harold Lauder saves Boulder!

BOULDER, Colorado - The first meeting of the Boulder Free Zone having just been concluded, all the buzz now is about wunderkind Harold Lauder, who stole the show yesterday evening. Having opened with the National Anthem, and having read and ratified the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, it came time to worry about the election of the leadership. The ad-hoc committee was all well and good, b...
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Funny story: October 24th - Apocalypse for Polluters

October 24th - Apocalypse for Polluters

The climate emergency will be solved entirely within a few weeks. The 'Exterminate Polluters' organisation will operate during the run up the the International Climate Action day on October 24th this year The regimes of country saviours like Adolp...
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Funny story: New Doomsday Threat: Micro Machines

New Doomsday Threat: Micro Machines

San Francisco, CA - With nanobots and malevolent artificial intelligence already weighing on their minds, scientists are now warning of a new threat: Micro Machines. Driven to near-extinction in the late 1990's, a resurgence of the scale-model min...
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Funny story: Urgent - Horseman Dies, Apocalypse Cancelled

Urgent - Horseman Dies, Apocalypse Cancelled

Heaven - After days of swirling rumors about possible major problems leading up to the scheduled start of the Apocalypse, sources today confirmed the worst when it was disclosed that one of the Four Horseman has unexpectedly died. While the full...
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Oh, if only Alabamians could reanimate ol' George Wallace to campaign for Judge Roy Moore

I can hear him now, roaring to the crowds, "Pedophilia now, pedophilia tomorrow, pedophilia forever!"
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