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American Father Slashes Adopted Son's Pocket Money For Taking Neighbour's Garden!

Funny story: American Father Slashes Adopted Son's Pocket Money For Taking Neighbour's Garden!

An American Father has slashed his adopted son's pocket money until he stops moving their fence further and further into their new next-door neighbour's garden. Last week Zak moved the fence to take back a small worthless section of land that's ow...

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Despite Missing Jet Story, Most Americans Still Can't Find Malaysia On A Map

Funny story: Despite Missing Jet Story, Most Americans Still Can't Find Malaysia On A Map

Bumblephuck, U.S. (FoxNews) - Despite the deluge of media coverage on the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370, most Americans still can't find Malaysia on a map of the world. Studies conducted over many years before the jet went missi...

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Curling Perplexes American Viewers

Funny story: Curling Perplexes American Viewers

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Curling, the shuffleboard-like game on ice that is so popular in Canada and Scotland, may be the most perplexing Olympic sport to American viewers. For one thing, it is televised in the early morning hours when most Americans are asl...

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Lindsay Lohan: Robertson Family Bunch of Redneck Freaks

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: Robertson Family Bunch of Redneck Freaks

Lindsay Lohan told what reporters who still hang around her that she thought Duck Dynasty was the worst show she had ever seen. Those at the scene stated that she laughed and called them Hillbillies. "What is this a joke? Television ratings so...

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The American Irrespective: President Obama's Good News, Bad News, and/or Worser News Regarding NBA Team Nicknames and Other Assorted In The Paint/To The Hoop Whatnot - Part 1

Funny story: The American Irrespective: President Obama's Good News, Bad News, and/or Worser News Regarding NBA Team Nicknames and Other Assorted In The Paint/To The Hoop Whatnot - Part 1

Sure, I suppose there's probably more for me to do around here than hang around the Oval Office all the live long day and well into each and every night, doing whatever I can to keep on keepin' on steering our nation even further into a more worthwhile direction that hopefully not only suits our present needs, but, more importantly, sets in now and forever forward motion a systematic readjustment...

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New Theme Restaurant Trying New Spin on Old Themes in 2014

Funny story: New Theme Restaurant Trying New Spin on Old Themes in 2014

A new restaurant is trying out a cutting edge theme. The restaurant will be called "Leftover Bliss Diner". "We are a restaurant attempting to capture 2014 nostalgia, for a restaurant in the late 80's that captured the nostalgia of a 1950's restau...

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Vampire arrested for sparkling

Forks, WA. Outrage broke out in the parking lot of Forks Middle School, 121 Spartan Ave, when a manic traffic jam ensued after classes today due to the result of obstructive sparkling by newly appointed biology teacher Edward Cullen. Parents arriv...

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NSA Director - "We Stopped Over a Thousand Terrorist Attacks"

Funny story: NSA Director - "We Stopped Over a Thousand Terrorist Attacks"

WASHINGTON DC - NSA director Keith Alexander defended the NSA practice of recording all Americans' phone calls, tracking their locations by cellphone GPS, copying emails, and downloading web browser site visits and IP statistics with backdoor access...

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Mayo Clinic Poll: Thirty-seven percent of Americans have Shit for Brains!

A new poll released by Mayo Clinic this morning reveals that thirty-seven percent of the adult US population has Shit for Brains! In an unprecedented move Fox News and MSNBC News are claiming that the poll is biased, provocative, and blasphemous. The...

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Man Who Rushes To The Front Of Plane When It Lands To Get Off First A Total Prick Claims Fellow Passenger

Funny story: Man Who Rushes To The Front Of Plane When It Lands To Get Off First A Total Prick Claims Fellow Passenger

Gone are the days when airlines would not let passengers off planes, forcing them to fly back to where they had just come from. Also gone are the days when airlines would only let the first 20 passengers to depart the aircraft to collect their lugga...

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Congressman Paul Ryan Shirtless

Funny story: Congressman Paul Ryan Shirtless

Well, America in it's bid for better politics has spoken. The #1 internet search over the weekend was for Congressman Paul Ryan pictures shirtless. Paul Ryan became a national obsession when Mitt Romney announced he'd be his running mate for the V...

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Over there, tell 'em, that the Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming!

Funny story: Over there, tell 'em, that the Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming!

Heathrow, LONDON: With many teenagers employed by G4S on £8.50 per hour, deciding to take days off to watch Jeremy Kyle or soaps, there may be trouble ahead. But why has the Olympic Security become a 'car crash', waiting to happen? Lord Coe et al...

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Online Fund Set Up For Man Seen Eating Sandwich on Youtube

An online feel-good fundraising effort for a man who was seen eating a sandwich on youtube has reached $450,000 and is growing, however no one actually knows why the fund was set up in the first place. More than $450,000 has been donated to David...

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According to Recent Studies, Ten out of Ten Americans are Lazy

Funny story: According to Recent Studies, Ten out of Ten Americans are Lazy

According to a recent study, America is the first 100% lazy country. Steven J. Henrickson Ph.D. (Britain's top researcher of American habits) conducted the study by asking five hundred Americans to do simple tasks, such as changing the television...

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99% of Americans Are Rushing to Places They Don't Want to Go

Funny story: 99% of Americans Are Rushing to Places They Don't Want to Go

In a research study that confounded scientists, it was revealed that Americans live in constant state of hurry - and 99% of the rushers don't want to arrive at the place they're rushing to get to! Says Dr. Anna Klein, Director of the Center for Am...

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Polls Show Most Americans Think Election Already Happened

Funny story: Polls Show Most Americans Think Election Already Happened

While America is known for its widespread voter apathy, recently reported levels of sheer voter ignorance still managed to astound long-time political analysts when polls revealed that nearly 72% of Americans believe that the 2012 presidential electi...

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Navy Seals To Be Issued With Hoodies To Make Them Look Meaner

Funny story: Navy Seals To Be Issued With Hoodies To Make Them Look Meaner

The US Department of Defense has announced that American Special Forces squads are to be issued with "Hoodies" in an attempt to instil fear into enemy troops. "Hoodies" are believed to strike more terror into American's than any other item of clot...

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CBS Poll Suggests 83% Americans Still Don't Know If Santa Claus is Real

Funny story: CBS Poll Suggests 83% Americans Still Don't Know If Santa Claus is Real

NEW YORK CITY - Santa Claus, a historical figure in western culture, has been a staple in calendar events, a day to celebrate giving, and the time retail stores make people think we have to buy one gift for everybody unless they're family, which requ...

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