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Funny story: Sweet Home Allah'bama?

Sweet Home Allah'bama?

The President released this statement while traveling to the Midwest during one of his Campaign stops. The President said, "I'd like to put and end to the rumor that we have a plan to transform our country in my second term into The United Sharia...
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Funny story: Alabama Governor Waits Almost Twenty Minutes Before Offending Entire State.

Alabama Governor Waits Almost Twenty Minutes Before Offending Entire State.

Alabama Governor Robert J. Bentley waited nearly half-an-hour after being sworn in to office before delivering a speech that alienated the entire state. "Anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, I'm telling you, you're...
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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Alabama declares war on Hog Jaw, Arkansas…Bloodbath feared!

Hog Jaw, Alabama declares war on Hog Jaw, Arkansas…Bloodbath feared!

HOG JAW, ALABAMA (ABSNN) -- Fred Fortineer, Adjudant of the Sons of the American Legion Post 1950, in Hog Jaw, Alabama led a group of 14 pick up trucks filled with young men eager to fight it out with the Hog Jaw, Arkansas Boy Scout Troop 2. A blood...
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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Turns Down Mel Gibson For Membership Saying He Is Way Too Unbalanced, Crazy, and One Hell of A Friggin Racist

The Ku Klux Klan Turns Down Mel Gibson For Membership Saying He Is Way Too Unbalanced, Crazy, and One Hell of A Friggin Racist

TUCSON, Arizona - The Grand Exalted Dragon Wizard of The Grand Imperial Order of The Knights of The Off-White Bougainvillea, Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz was asked if the Australian actor Mel Gibson had in fact recently applied for membership into th...
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Funny story: Stealing Political Opponents' Lawn Signs Can Get You Shot in Alabama

Stealing Political Opponents' Lawn Signs Can Get You Shot in Alabama

Many don't know who Dale Peterson from Alabama is, but if you are keeping track of the race for Alabama Agricultural Commissioner this year, you can't miss him. He's the one with the horse, the rifle, and the threat to shoot anyone who goes after his...
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Funny story: Cupid Shot Down Over Local Farm; Mistaken For Wild Goose

Cupid Shot Down Over Local Farm; Mistaken For Wild Goose

Mobile, Alabama -- In a development that's sending shockwaves around the world, Cupid has been hospitalized after sustaining a shotgun blast to his left buttocks region today. "How the hell was I supposed to know what it was?" farm hand Billy Grey...
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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Has Said They Are Moving Their Home Office To Arizona

The Ku Klux Klan Has Said They Are Moving Their Home Office To Arizona

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - The Grand Exalted Dragon Wizard of The Grand Imperial Order of The Knights of The Off-White Bougainvillea, Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz has just announced that the Ku Klux Klan is moving their headquarters from Tuscaloosa, Alaba...
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Funny story: Tomb of the Unknown Redneck Opened

Tomb of the Unknown Redneck Opened

Donkeyspank, AL - State officials in Alabama and over 10,000 inebriated citizens gathered in Donkeyspank, Alabama today for the ribbon-cutting of Alabama's newest monument: The Tomb of the Unknown Cracker. The monument commemorates an anonymous r...
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Funny story: Alabama to be renamed Alabammy

Alabama to be renamed Alabammy

Alabama is to be renamed Alabammy because they have so many people that are absolutely bammy. The latest case in the news that proves the point happened at Alabama University when a University Biology Professor Amy Bishop shot dead three members...
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Funny story: Coach Saban's shirt ruined by Bama players following game

Coach Saban's shirt ruined by Bama players following game

At the end of the BCS National Championship Game in which Alabama defeated Texas 37-21, Alabama coach Nick Saban's white polo was completely doused with Gatorade. Despite the fact that every game ends with a shower of Gatorade, Nick Saban is furi...
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Funny story: FBI uncovers Birmingham Police Dept. 'Virtual Brutality Chamber'

FBI uncovers Birmingham Police Dept. 'Virtual Brutality Chamber'

BIRMINGHAM, AL - Just over a week ago, the Birmingham Police Department fired five officers for behavior they called "shameful." Video footage captured by an onboard patrol car camera on Jan. 23, 2008, showed the officers rushing suspect Anthony War...
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Funny story: Sweet Homo Alabama

Sweet Homo Alabama

America is in a state of shock as Scientist's today proved that one of the strongholds of the Bible Belt, Alabama, is gay. The news comes as a complete surprise as the State itself is one of the many in Middle America famed for it's populace of in...
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Funny story: Dog Fishing Outlawed in Alabama

Dog Fishing Outlawed in Alabama

Responding to an upswing in the practice of dog fishing, Alabama lawmakers have sent a measure to the Governor's desk outlawing the cruel sport. "We need to send a message to folks that catching dogs from the back of moving pick-up trucks with fis...
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Funny story: Huntsville, Alabama Man Steals Baby's Nose

Huntsville, Alabama Man Steals Baby's Nose

While family members sat on their collective asses and did nothing, visiting grandfather Johnny "Old John" Jonson proclaimed that he had stood right there and stole their two-year-old son's nose. "Oh, that's just Granpa John's ways", stated the c...
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Funny story: Alabama Changes Name

Alabama Changes Name

Governor Bob Riley announced today that the State of Alabama will be changing its name effective January 1, 2010. The new state name will be known as Alobama, named for the 44th President of the United States. "Although Alabama is traditionally a...
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Funny story: Martial Law Declared In Alabama

Martial Law Declared In Alabama

OAKIE, AL - UPDATE 2 - The Governor of Alabama today declared martial law. According to the Governor, I'm not allowed to talk about it. However, I'm risking a free trip to Africa to give you this scoop. It seems the Governor's eyesight is fail...
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Funny story: McCain wears pillowcase to Alabama press conference

McCain wears pillowcase to Alabama press conference

Selma, AL - Presidential candidate John McCain showed up at a press conference in Selma wearing a white pillowcase over his head with eye holes cut out. He apologized to the audience, telling them that his skin is highly sensitive to sunlight and he...
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Funny story: Barack Brings Out Campaign Song

Barack Brings Out Campaign Song

Today Senator Barack Obama wrote new words to the Brecht/Weill composition 'The Alabama Song', previously performed by such artistes as The Doors and David Bowie, and here they are:...
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"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg

"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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