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Little Caesar's Pizza Wants To Hire Ellen DeGeneres To Be Their Spokesperson

Funny story: Little Caesar's Pizza Wants To Hire Ellen DeGeneres To Be Their Spokesperson

DETROIT - The Detroit-based Little Caesar's Pizza Chain has just stated that they would love to hire Ellen DeGeneres to be their national television spokesperson. A representative for the worldwide pizza franchise, Drew Bizzinetti, informed the ne...

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President Obama Wins $1,375 Betting On The Academy Awards

Funny story: President Obama Wins $1,375 Betting On The Academy Awards

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama said that he has never enjoyed watching the Academy Award Show more than he did this one. The president watched the Tinsel Town show on The White House Big Screen TV Room along with the first lady (Michelle Obama...

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With World War 3 Looming The Big Question Still Remains - Did Ellen DeGeneres Pocket Pizza Man's Tip?

Funny story: With World War 3 Looming The Big Question Still Remains - Did Ellen DeGeneres Pocket Pizza Man's Tip?

As tension mounts in the Crimea Peninsula, with Russia threatening to attack Ukraine forces if they do not surrender, the world holds it breath to see if the $500 tip collected by Oscar host Ellen DeGeneres from a host of Hollywood stars actually get...

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John Travolta, Kim Novak and Goldie Hawn Cause Melting Chaos At Oscars

Funny story: John Travolta, Kim Novak and Goldie Hawn Cause Melting Chaos At Oscars

Last nights Oscar Ceremony ended in chaos after several high profile actors melted backstage, resulting in pools of molten plastic and the early end of the ceremony. Due to the excessive heat of stage lights and so much plastic surgery, several st...

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Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Texted Ellen DeGeneres During The Academy Awards And Told Her To Dress Like A Woman Instead of Like A Man

Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Texted Ellen DeGeneres During The Academy Awards And Told Her To Dress Like A Woman Instead of Like A Man

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres said that she could not believe a text message she received during the Academy Award Show. The host said that during the show's third hour she received a text message from Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona. The 69-year-...

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Pizza Sales Skyrocket As Academy Awards Show Host Ellen DeGeneres Orders Pizzas For The Celebrity Audience

Funny story: Pizza Sales Skyrocket As Academy Awards Show Host Ellen DeGeneres Orders Pizzas For The Celebrity Audience

HOLLYWOOD - The Pompous Pizza Parlor located across the street from the Dolby Theater where the Academy Award Show was held has just said that they broke their all-time record for pizza sales thanks to the Oscar's host Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen asked...

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Sandra Bullock Explains Why She Did Not Win The Academy Award For Best Actress For Her Film 'Gravity'

Funny story: Sandra Bullock Explains Why She Did Not Win The Academy Award For Best Actress For Her Film 'Gravity'

HOLLYWOOD - Austin-native Sandra Bullock was disappointed that she did not win the Oscar for Best Actress. The Academy Award Show which was hosted by Ellen DeGeneres, an avowed lesbianite, was held at the luxurious Dolby Theater which recently had...

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"Hottest MILF Award" not a category at this year's Oscars

Funny story: "Hottest MILF Award" not a category at this year's Oscars

Since it's creation in the 1970's the "Hottest MILF Award" has been a coverted trophy for actresses at the Oscars. However, it had always courted controversy and now the award is to no longer be a category at this year's film ceremony. Critics had...

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American Families Divided And At War - Will It Be The Oscars or The Walking Dead?

Funny story: American Families Divided And At War - Will It Be The Oscars or The Walking Dead?

Families and couples across America are reportedly arguing, bickering and fighting amongst themselves, with reports of divorce proceedings, runaway kids and couples splitting up and going their separate ways, coming from all corners United States.

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2014 Oscar Winners Leaked

Funny story: 2014 Oscar Winners Leaked

Reports emanating from Hollywood are suggesting that the winners of Sunday's 86th Academy Awards have already been leaked and that several stars are not now going to attend the Oscar ceremony citing "what is the point?" The leaked memo names the w...

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Six hours of Ellen DeGeneres in a pink crushed velvet tuxedo? Again?

Funny story: Six hours of Ellen DeGeneres in a pink crushed velvet tuxedo? Again?

Los Angeles - Comedian and TV host Ellen DeGeneres is returning to front Sunday night's Oscars 'because she didn't get in on the all-LGBT reporting gravy train' that broadcast the Winter Games in Sochi her publicist said today. So seven years afte...

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Scandalous stars for Sunday's Oscars Night

Funny story: Scandalous stars for Sunday's Oscars Night

Los Angeles - Giant black holes 'as large as the Big Dipper' have appeared in two of Hollywood's most famous senior luminaries' birth charts as they ready to receive Lifetime Achievement Awards from the Oscars Committee. Woody Allen and Roman Pola...

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New "anatomically correct" Oscar statue wins "standing ovation"

HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Henrik received a standing ovulation--uh, ovation--when he unveiled the new look of the Academy Award-winning Academy Award trophy, Oscar, which he has "fully restored" to the sculpture's original state, adding the penis that the fi...

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Jack "The Old Geezer" Nicholson, 75, Hits On Jennifer Lawrence 22

Funny story: Jack "The Old Geezer" Nicholson, 75, Hits On Jennifer Lawrence 22

HOLLYWOOD - In a backstage at the Oscars move that even surprised himself, Jack Nicholson, the 75-year-old actor, hit on 22-year-old Jennifer Lawrence who had just won the Oscar for Best Actress for her role in Silver Linings Playbook. Jen was bei...

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Tom Cruise To Set Up Own Version Of Academy Awards

Funny story: Tom Cruise To Set Up Own Version Of Academy Awards

Vertically challenged actor Tom Cruise has announced he is to create his own Academy Award show as an alternative to what he claims is "the back slapping and mutual masturbation club that is the Oscars". Cruise, 4ft 10, made the announcement aft...

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World wide Welsh celebrate Swansea Capital One Cup Final win

Funny story: World wide Welsh celebrate Swansea Capital One Cup Final win

Welsh people around the world today reacted with glee as they rejoiced the first ever trophy for Swansea Football Club in their centenary year. Michael Douglas, an American actor with two first names and no surname, married to actress Catherine Ze...

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'Michelle's dress was crap' says Iran's President Ahmadinejad

Funny story: 'Michelle's dress was crap' says Iran's President Ahmadinejad

Tehran - "Besides, some fat guy sitting next to her at the Governors Dinner has already mentally undressed her," Ahmadinejad pointed out, "I saw the infidel's bloodshot eyeballs quiver when she turned her head during a toast." The explanation cut...

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Michele Obama Interrupts Oscar's 'Best Picture' Presentation With Nine-and-One-Half Minutes Maniacal Laughter

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Not to be outdone by her husband, Michele Obama took to the stage at the Oscars, delivering the award for "Best Picture" via satellite from her Celebration Ball, her nightly black-tie affair at the White House to commemorate her presu...

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