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Daughter of 9/11 Commission member caught plagiarizing paper

Funny story: Daughter of 9/11 Commission member caught plagiarizing paper

HARFOLD, Vermont--Harfold Academy has run into their first case of academic dishonesty--this on the first day of school! Lauren Bolton, daughter of 9/11 Commission member Samuel Bolton, allegedly submitted a summer reading position paper containin...

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'Charles to be extinct by Monday' as Fraud Squad delivers ultimatum

Funny story: 'Charles to be extinct by Monday' as Fraud Squad delivers ultimatum

London - Fears that his pretence to the Throne of Albion has been rumbled have resulted in Prince Charles launching yet another 'extinction' rant. The destruction of a carefully crafted royal fiction had seen him sitting pretty on his royal compos...

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Armageddinouttahere? Numerology warning as Spoof writer's tally set for 'seismic' 6,666,666 on 9/1/11

Funny story: Armageddinouttahere? Numerology warning as Spoof writer's tally set for 'seismic' 6,666,666 on 9/1/11

London - Apocalyptic spoofwriting cabals are battening down some hatches after an Ephemeral Emergency Management Agency executive order was issued this morning. This warns a Spoof Writers Desk hits counter is mirroring the Doomsday Clock amid a re...

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News International 'hacked into' 9/11 corpses

Funny story: News International 'hacked into' 9/11 corpses

The FBI has revealed that, in the weeks after the 9/11 attacks in the US, employees of News International dug up the graves of victims and 'hacked' into them, removal vital organs, bones and even brains in an effort to find more information. Agent...

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Obama Declares: "We Will Never Forget 9/11, Just Like We Never Forgot Pearl Harbor"

Funny story: Obama Declares: "We Will Never Forget 9/11, Just Like We Never Forgot Pearl Harbor"

President Obama today assured all Americans that 9/11 would never be forgotten and added, somewhat forgetfully, "just like we never forgot Pearl Harbor." After a resounding round of applause from the gathered dignitaries and other assorted hanger...

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How Liz Taylor, Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson escaped 9/11 charges

Funny story: How Liz Taylor, Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson escaped 9/11 charges

Los Angeles - "They took the US for a ride," an LA FagHagSlagMag editorial commented today amid reports about the trio's 9/11 getaway from New York. A rival celebwatch site had earlier claimed Jackson was behind the wheel of a Cadillac Seville fer...

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Glenn Beck warned Osama Bin Laden

Today Glenn Beck on his radio show told his audience that he informed Bin Laden to buy gold, get miracle seeds and stock up on flashlight bulbs. "I know, I know I tell my listeners everyday to get ready for the government to come after you and take your freedoms, this Navy SEAL team just took the freedom of Bin Laden. I warned him that Obama does not care whose rights he violates since he is a...

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Pet Store Owner Claims Osama Bin Laden Isn't Dead

Funny story: Pet Store Owner Claims Osama Bin Laden Isn't Dead

An English pet store owner claims that Osama Bin Laden isn't really dead. Bin Laden, who was supposedly killed by American Special Forces and ground forces on a compound raid in Pakistan, was the leader of the terrorist group Al-Queda and the master...

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N.Korea concerned over US plans to include Computer War Games in annual Drills

Funny story: N.Korea concerned over US plans to include Computer War Games in annual Drills

South Korea and US troops have begun annual military drills in the peninsula bringing a warning from North Korea that it could trigger a nuclear war. The North Korean warning is not about the actual drills but because part of them will involv...

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"The Pope made me do it!" sobs Gaddafi as ex-Justice Minister grasses him up over Lockerbie and 9/11

Funny story: "The Pope made me do it!" sobs Gaddafi as ex-Justice Minister grasses him up over Lockerbie and 9/11

Tripoli - Speaking to Swedish Red Top reporters Mustafa Abdel-Jalilm rubbished the Colonel's pathetic rant blaming the Vatican for his career-best hits. "The Colonel's hardly a Paypal (sic) puppet," Abdel-Jalim told the Daily Smorgasbord Smearer,...

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Imam In. Imam Out! World Trade Center Mosque Mess After Spokesman Puts Camel Toe In Mouth!

Funny story: Imam In. Imam Out! World Trade Center Mosque Mess After Spokesman Puts Camel Toe In Mouth!

Public Relation troubles continue for plans on the Muslim 9/11 Bomb Memorial in NYC as the second Imam spokesman for the project was forced to resign after yet more inflammatory statements enraged all New Yorkers, with the exception of the Mayor, Mi...

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Republicans Give Middle Finger to First Responders

Washington - The 9/11 First Responders bill has been refused the floor by Republicans who were unable to vote on the legislation because they were too busy giving the first responders the middle finger. The legislation is intended to give the fir...

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Burnley to be used in new film about 9/11

Funny story: Burnley to be used in new film about 9/11

Burnley in Lancashire, England, is the unlikely setting for a new film about the 9/11 terrorist attack on the twin towers. "We were looking for a desolate deprived location," said the film's location manager, Harry "Mac" Nostril. "Burnley is perfe...

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World's Largest McDonalds to be built on 9/11 site

Funny story: World's Largest McDonalds to be built on 9/11 site

Americans all over America rejoice! The controversy surrounding plans to build a huge mosque on the former World Trade Centre site have been settled. They're going to build a MacDonalds there instead. Fans of the fast food restaurant (everyone...

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U.S. Muslims Sent to Concentration Camps

Encouraged by the success of their Muslim extermination campaigns in Iraq and Afghanistan, Americans have begun one in their homeland as well. There has always been a rift between Muslims and real Americans, but recent actions by the Muslim community...

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"Ghost Busters" arrive at Ground Zero for their annual "Bash"!

Funny story: "Ghost Busters" arrive at Ground Zero for their annual "Bash"!

Parallel to the official memorial services at Ground Zero another gathering of alternative groups is becoming very popular. Global "Ghost Busters", Buddhists, Hari Krishnas and other such groups also participated (albeit, on the Fringe) and the po...

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Terrorists forget to strike on 9/11 for the ninth year in a row

Funny story: Terrorists forget to strike on 9/11 for the ninth year in a row

Forgetful Islamic terrorists have missed the opportunity to attack the US on September 11th for the ninth year in a row after refusing to accept the Gregorian calendar used by the Infidels of the West. The Islamic calendar consists of 354 days, 10...

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Local Man In Giant Rabbit Horror Shocker In Late Night Garage En Route To Collecting Chinese Takeaway

Funny story: Local Man In Giant Rabbit Horror Shocker In Late Night Garage En Route To Collecting Chinese Takeaway

For most sensible individuals, 9/11 is a day for contemplation, in respect for the feelings of the loved ones of the unfortunate victims of the 2001 outrage. For Martin Shuttlecock, 23, and dashingly handsome in a rakish kind of way, (Complete fab...

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