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Funny story: Reflections on Real Life - Brit Nitwit cements microwave to his cracked head hoping for some warm vibes!

Reflections on Real Life - Brit Nitwit cements microwave to his cracked head hoping for some warm vibes!

The extent of British eccentricity is renowned around the planet, thank you Mr.Bean! However, sometimes the boundaries of Brits being totally bonkers (I also am quite a nutter) are taken a step too far as in the case of one total crank who cemented a...
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Funny story: Nutter rocket Scientist launches rocket to prove the world is flat!

Nutter rocket Scientist launches rocket to prove the world is flat!

Somewhere in a California desert (not Area 51!): A nutty proffesor, who drives luxury limo's to finance his "rocket science" projects, is about to launch himself in a rocket to prove to the world that the planet is FLAT! Off his rocks Rocketman, (...
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Funny story: Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!

Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!

A renowned UK fish restaurant has topped the AA charts after some splendid reviews claiming the place stinks! The owner, welcomed the fact that a reviewer told TripAdvisor of his experience there, and here it is: "Well, when you walk through th...
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Funny story: 18 month-old child prodigy artist destroys mum's expensive carpet!

18 month-old child prodigy artist destroys mum's expensive carpet!

A North-Lanarkshire, 18-old month toddler, destined to become a famous painter, has caused his mum some grief after deciding to paint her carpet instead of a canvas mum gave him to practice with! The toddler, still in his nappies, showed an aptitu...
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Funny story: Indian wannabe Mowgli teenager get's 'trunked' by chained elephant seeking revenge!

Indian wannabe Mowgli teenager get's 'trunked' by chained elephant seeking revenge!

Kerala, India: Chained elephants in India look peaceful, loving, and really not dangerous until humans, believing they possess 'Elephant Whisper' skills attempt to mount them! After whispering in the huge ears of a chained elephant, and feeding...
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Funny story: Vegetarian & Muslim prisoners in UK prison released because pork is on the menu!

Vegetarian & Muslim prisoners in UK prison released because pork is on the menu!

A luxury UK prison in Boston, UK (logical), crowned as the 'cushiest' prison in the UK, only accepts meat-eating inmates because the canteen only serves pork from local pigs, and vegetarian or Muslim inmates cannot be allowed to go hungry! The pri...
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Funny story: Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

NASA Scientists have discovered a huge asteroid, as big a Wembley football ground, zooming towards earth loaded with aliens! It was reported by a 'super Star' UK tabloid to the world, and alien spotters went nuts on the internet hoping to get info...
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Funny story: Self-driven bus crashes in fake city, Las Vegas!

Self-driven bus crashes in fake city, Las Vegas!

Las Vegas, 08.11.2017: It was a gamble (boom boom) in the gambling mecca of the world to start experimenting with self-driving buses shuttling gamblers back and forward from their one-arm-bandits to roulette tables in the city! The thing crashed o...
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Funny story: 'Super Polluted Rats' under large global cities forming armies to conquer the world!

'Super Polluted Rats' under large global cities forming armies to conquer the world!

Huge, over-populated global cities smothered in pollution are causing the growth of a strange, underground creature; Super Rats (No not Supermen)! Rats fed on our crap are beginning to grow to enormous sizes, have huge teeth and tails, and are fri...
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Funny story: Fabulous F1 driver is so fast even the tax men can't catch him!

Fabulous F1 driver is so fast even the tax men can't catch him!

Being a fantastic F1 driver, and world champion, has its advantages whilst being chased by taxmen driving Skoda's or Hyundai's. The fastest man in the world sitting in his snazzy sports car has such an advantage in reaching his private jet in time th...
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Funny story: Humpty Dumpty pudding and pie has been allowed to die, claim Teachers!

Humpty Dumpty pudding and pie has been allowed to die, claim Teachers!

Kids refuse to learn nursery rhymes these days preferring their smart phones, computers, laptops and are mesmerised by WhatsApp's, snapchat, instagram, and other social media networks, instead of learning a traditional nursery rhyme or two! "This...
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Funny story: Indian rubber man finds 12ft croc sleeping under his rubber tree!

Indian rubber man finds 12ft croc sleeping under his rubber tree!

The sight of a 12ft croc caused quite a shock to an Indian Rubber man when he woke up to unwind after sleeping with his legs tucked behind his neck. The giant croc had slipped in to the man's back garden in Orissa, India, and was sleeping under a...
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Funny story: Amsterdam bans beer bikes because pot smokers can't relax!

Amsterdam bans beer bikes because pot smokers can't relax!

Beer bikes, a common sight on Amsterdam's cobble-stoned streets, and seen riding alongside canals, are causing so much noise the coucil has banned them! The bikes are rented by groups of boozed up tourists celebrating anything. However, they are c...
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Funny story: L plated teenager of a muck-spreading tractor driver didn't need a Ferrari or Lamborghini to pull women!

L plated teenager of a muck-spreading tractor driver didn't need a Ferrari or Lamborghini to pull women!

A teenage tractor driver donning L plates whilst driving around the Irish city of Derry at midnight was pulled over by the police and asked, "what the hell are you doing out here in the middle of the night? The learner driver who was feeling quit...
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Funny story: Jealous Japanese transgender fish kill both their male or female competitors!

Jealous Japanese transgender fish kill both their male or female competitors!

It's a well known fact that female praying mantis and several spider species gobble up their male partners after copulation! However, scientists have now discovered a species of Japanese transgender fish that fight underwater fishy wars because they...
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Funny story: South African lesbians form rugby team!

South African lesbians form rugby team!

Cauliflower ears, broken noses and limbs all belong to one of the most robust sports known to man, and now to lesbians! A group of South African lesbians felt it would be quite 'butch' to have a rough, tumble and scrum and prove to the world how manl...
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Funny story: "Workers are bunch of Nutters," UK scientists say!

"Workers are bunch of Nutters," UK scientists say!

A theory often quoted by "numero uno" Spoofer, Jaggedone, and top global Nutter, has been confirmed by Brit scientists in a survey confirming that people who work are totally and utterly insane! "The world is bonkers," claimed Jaggedone many years...
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Funny story: 74 year-old Ninja cat burglar faster than Japanese police!

74 year-old Ninja cat burglar faster than Japanese police!

Osaka, Japan: A spate of robberies bamboozled Japanese police in Osaka as every time the cat burglar struck he was so fast nobody could catch him! Dressed in a Ninja outfit, the police thought he must be an upset Ninja warrior frustrated at not be...
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