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Reasons behind (the) Messi(ah)'s messy form - Ronaldo makes him blue!

Funny story: Reasons behind (the) Messi(ah)'s messy form - Ronaldo makes him blue!

The world awaits the arising of (the great) Messi(ah), but, sadly, he hangs on the cross around his neck, like Jesus did on his cross, immobilised. But, why? Well, Jaggedone, has sent his star CIA footy reporter (Cockroach Infiltration Army), Fred...

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Loony Israeli Rabbi claims Trump is the returning 'Messiah!'

Funny story: Loony Israeli Rabbi claims Trump is the returning 'Messiah!'

Now President Trump has been called many things in his short career, but a head-banging, loony, Israeli Rabbi has topped all of the descriptions of Trump's schizo characteristics, by claiming, "Trump is the return of the Messiah!" Jesus Christ, (...

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"Stumpy legged men aint sexy," claim Cambridge University!

Funny story: "Stumpy legged men aint sexy," claim Cambridge University!

University student fees are horrendously expensive in the UK and, many students find themselves, after leaving university, in impoverished situations because they can't get a decent job. Well is it a wonder after reading the latest nonsensical stu...

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Royal Ascot to become new UK cage-fighting center!

Funny story: Royal Ascot to become new UK cage-fighting center!

Royal Ascot, home of equestrian royalty, the final bastion of expensive designer female hats, Saville Row suits, royal processions, mega buckets of expensive champers, Rolls Royces, and High Society in general, has finally succumbed to the modern wa...

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German scientists grow brains to replace ones in politicians heads!

Funny story: German scientists grow brains to replace ones in politicians heads!

Donald Trump's brain is about to be replaced by a version grown in a German lab. The US president doesn't know about the planned operation, but the US senate have approved the move hoping at last some common sense will exit his vile mouth! German...

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Glaswegian police search for massive lost python with magnifying glass

Funny story: Glaswegian police search for massive lost python with magnifying glass

Shock, horror in Glasgow, as a super-huge Burmese python goes on the run (slither, surely?) after breaking out of a tiny flat in the Gorbals area. Schools, mums and dads, were issued warnings through huge megaphones for their wee kiddies to stay i...

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US "Super Pooper" claims he was only dunging the school playing fields!

Funny story: US "Super Pooper" claims he was only dunging the school playing fields!

US dung beetles are having a field day in New Jersey after a mystery human "Super Pooper" left a trail of smelly, smoking crap around the sport fields of a school in Monmouth County. School authorities could not even blame local dogs pooing on the...

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Latest craze in the UK! Big bums and bouncy boobs are in, unedited, untouched, non-plastic!

Funny story: Latest craze in the UK! Big bums and bouncy boobs are in, unedited, untouched, non-plastic!

A super-sized model from the UK has blown away all the myths surrounding the female body by presenting her latest swimsuit collection herself, including cellulite, bumps, and lumps, that normally are 'touched up' by magazine artists! Women with si...

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"Sex 5 times a day, is not enough!" Claim's 85 year-old Russian nymphomaniac!

Funny story: "Sex 5 times a day, is not enough!" Claim's 85 year-old Russian nymphomaniac!

Too much sex on a daily basis is a disease claim WHO scientists, and have declared the disease to be in the same category as being totally 'bonkers!' Jaggedone, who knows several nympho's, decided to send his star CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army)...

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UK Estate Agents post porno pictures on walls of their 'For Sale' houses!

Funny story: UK Estate Agents post porno pictures on walls of their 'For Sale' houses!

The housing market in the UK is generally regarded as 'totally BONKERS,' and now Estate Agents are 'bonking' up the hype even further by allowing porno pictures hanging on the walls of their houses to be part of the sales pitch! The idea came from...

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UK Vegan fanatics attack fish restaurant with potato chips!

Funny story: UK Vegan fanatics attack fish restaurant with potato chips!

Diners at a respectable fish restaurant, expecting a 'haute cuisine' plate of their favorite meal, fish and chips, got a rude surprise as fanatical vegans rushed in and, whipped the fish off their plates! They replaced prime Dover Sole, Cod and Halib...

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"Planet B" a mercurial Macron masterpiece has put US congress in 'check mate!" Qui, qui..

Funny story: "Planet B" a mercurial Macron masterpiece has put US congress in 'check mate!" Qui, qui..

It has taken a French master of ze simple philosophical school to come up 'trumps' in Trump's own backgarden and deliver in one slick word what Americans find hard to accept... French philosophy, rather outdated, has arisen from ze ashes to confou...

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Men can exchange their 'dicks' after successful penis transplantation in US!

Funny story: Men can exchange their 'dicks' after successful penis transplantation in US!

Men paranoid with the size of their favorite 'tool', either too big or too small (size doesn't matter at all; thanks Rammstein for that), can now ask for a new one because in the US a successful transplantation has opened the floodgates.. Indian/A...

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Snakes and Adders (not ladders) taken into UK prisons are therapeutic claim Home Office!

Funny story: Snakes and Adders (not ladders) taken into UK prisons are therapeutic claim Home Office!

Prison authorities are employing mobile zoos to give inmates a chance to stroke exotic (not erotic) animals claiming snakes are better than rats who normally reside in Brit nicks! However, one mobile zoo, misunderstood that they should bring snake...

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"Flocks of Belgian seagulls" given birth control pills!

Funny story: "Flocks of Belgian seagulls" given birth control pills!

Belgians, normally regarded as quite level-headed, sensible Europeans, have broken that myth by feeding their seagulls contraceptive pills! Seagulls, quite renowned for their productive, and multiplication qualities, have been recently over-doing...

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Invisible Russian spies attack the UK with 'Baked Beans!'

Funny story: Invisible Russian spies attack the UK with 'Baked Beans!'

After the shocking poison attack in Salisbury by Russian agents, who nobody has found, seen, or even proof that they did it, Putin has ordered his invisible agents to attack Brits with their favorite food, Baked Beans! The first attack was on a ca...

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Painkillers turn hetero men into gay men

Funny story: Painkillers turn hetero men into gay men

Warning. Hot, hunky, hetero studs, who break their arms or legs or feet, are turning 'gay' after swallowing heavy doses of a painkiller called, Lyrica. A Brit ex-hetero, after breaking his foot, who was so hot after the ladies that even his steady...

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Man orders 'black' coffee and is arrested for being a racist

Funny story: Man orders 'black' coffee and is arrested for being a racist

Hoping for a quick caffeine boost before heading off to work, a US/Italian man in Philadelphia, ordered a 'black' coffee at a well known, downtown coffee bar and was promptly arrested! Actually, it was not him whom the cops came to arrest. Unfortu...

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