Showing:

Showing stories written by D. L. Hawkinson

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Funny story: Trump Beheads Bears Ears, plans partial decapitation of Mount Rushmore

Trump Beheads Bears Ears, plans partial decapitation of Mount Rushmore

Somewhere in Utah. After chopping off the head of Bears Ears National Monument, Utah, Trump is now honing his Trump© axe, according to several unnamed high-ranking sources, to hack away at just about all of this country's national parks. "It...
View 'Trump Beheads Bears Ears, plans partial decapitation of Mount Rushmore'
Funny story: Navajo Code Talkers in Controversial White House Ceremony, Hook Up with Melania

Navajo Code Talkers in Controversial White House Ceremony, Hook Up with Melania

Washington, DC. At the White House, President Trump honored Navajo Code Talkers in a ceremony that even his staff admitted "was slapped together in ten minutes once we found out the old Indian dudes were in town," according to an anonymous, very seni...
View 'Navajo Code Talkers in Controversial White House Ceremony, Hook Up with Melania'
Funny story: North Korean Restaurant Opens Next to Trump Tower: Receives Worm-Free Reviews

North Korean Restaurant Opens Next to Trump Tower: Receives Worm-Free Reviews

New York. In an unprecedented move, a North Korean restaurant called the Fire and Fury opened in a vacant building right next to Trump Tower last weekend to massive, hungry crowds. Some of New York's more sophisticated diners undoubtedly were dra...
View 'North Korean Restaurant Opens Next to Trump Tower: Receives Worm-Free Reviews'
Funny story: Corker, Trump Dispute Leads to a Fruitful Discussion about the Merits of Adult Undergarments

Corker, Trump Dispute Leads to a Fruitful Discussion about the Merits of Adult Undergarments

Washington, DC. Tensions are running high--once again--between Capitol Hill and 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. According to multiple reports, corroborated by several sources close to Capitol Hill and Pennsylvania Avenue, and documented by video and au...
View 'Corker, Trump Dispute Leads to a Fruitful Discussion about the Merits of Adult Undergarments'
Funny story: Trump Enjoys Layover in Vietnam, accidentally squashes several children

Trump Enjoys Layover in Vietnam, accidentally squashes several children

Editor's Note: Inasmuch as LeRoy Ephers (see his claim to fame (and note that inasmuch as is almost never used in today's journalism)) winces at the possibility of writing another story for The Spoof, and inasmuch as he detests all the fake news stor...
View 'Trump Enjoys Layover in Vietnam, accidentally squashes several children'
Funny story: World Series Marred by Fan Behavior, Breaks World Record by Creating Disgusting Messes

World Series Marred by Fan Behavior, Breaks World Record by Creating Disgusting Messes

Editor's Note: It should be noted that the writer of this story has less interest in professional baseball than most Americans have in world football, known as soccer to Americans, whereas football, from the American perspective, is often confused fo...
View 'World Series Marred by Fan Behavior, Breaks World Record by Creating Disgusting Messes'
Funny story: Highlights from the newly released JFK Files Raise Eyebrows, Possibly Implicate Marilyn Monroe

Highlights from the newly released JFK Files Raise Eyebrows, Possibly Implicate Marilyn Monroe

As conspiracy theorists are frothing at the mouth to find a smoking gun in the many newly released JFK files, they may be side-tracked by details contained in some of the more obscure documents. A few of the highlights: (1) J. Edgar Hoover wo...
View 'Highlights from the newly released JFK Files Raise Eyebrows, Possibly Implicate Marilyn Monroe'
Funny story: Squirrel Bridge Construction Funding Eliminated, Squirrels now at Greater Risk

Squirrel Bridge Construction Funding Eliminated, Squirrels now at Greater Risk

Spokane. The proposed "Squirrels at Twelve O'Clock High" overhead street bridge that would safely link squirrels from South Elm Street to North Elm Street may not be completed after all, due to a decision by the city council to eliminate all current...
View 'Squirrel Bridge Construction Funding Eliminated, Squirrels now at Greater Risk'
Funny story: Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March

Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March

Portland. Highly regarded yet little-known Spoof writer, LeRoy Ephers, has decided that enough is enough. After 300 brilliantly written stories, and two so-so jokes, for both the U.S. and the U. K., he's going to hang up writing for The Spoof, des...
View 'Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March'
Funny story: Dateline Washington: IQ Tests, Diapers, and WW III

Dateline Washington: IQ Tests, Diapers, and WW III

NEWS BRIEF Washington DC. The White House. In an apparent moment of rare confusion, President Trump challenged Senator Bob Corker to an IQ test, saying, "You're too short to be smarter than me." Corker responded, "Oh, go have your diaper cha...
View 'Dateline Washington: IQ Tests, Diapers, and WW III'
Funny story: Hunter-Gatherer Adjusts Well to Office Work, Wins Employee of the Month

Hunter-Gatherer Adjusts Well to Office Work, Wins Employee of the Month

Editor's Note: Some so-called Brits are claiming this fake news story is a fake fake news story, due to its American English and colloquialisms, not to mention a total ignorance of the English countryside. Nothing could be further from the truth. It'...
View 'Hunter-Gatherer Adjusts Well to Office Work, Wins Employee of the Month'
Funny story: Aimless Drifter Patents Lifestyle, Now a Multi-Millionaire

Aimless Drifter Patents Lifestyle, Now a Multi-Millionaire

Portland. A self-described aimless drifter has turned his lifestyle into a lucrative career. No kidding. This is not a rags to riches story by virtue of hard work or perseverance or anything like that. It is a story that baffles the mind and l...
View 'Aimless Drifter Patents Lifestyle, Now a Multi-Millionaire'
Funny story: Terrorist Too Depressed to Blow Himself Up, Considers Therapy or Nonviolent Suicide, if He can Find the Pills

Terrorist Too Depressed to Blow Himself Up, Considers Therapy or Nonviolent Suicide, if He can Find the Pills

London. A terrorist visiting London while reconsidering his career options stopped by and talked to a local radio host. Apparently, he's suffering from a general loss of interest in blowing himself up or other people up, or shooting, stabbing, bludge...
View 'Terrorist Too Depressed to Blow Himself Up, Considers Therapy or Nonviolent Suicide, if He can Find the Pills'
Funny story: Nationally Known Writer Admits He's been Lying, that Most of his Lies for FAKE NEWS were in Fact "Pretty Much True"

Nationally Known Writer Admits He's been Lying, that Most of his Lies for FAKE NEWS were in Fact "Pretty Much True"

Portland. A famous writer who's been engaged in fake news for the last three weeks now admits his stories were either (1) mostly true or (2) could be true if the circumstances fell into line. Ed Shnenneren, the writer, said, "I've be...
View 'Nationally Known Writer Admits He's been Lying, that Most of his Lies for FAKE NEWS were in Fact "Pretty Much True"'
Funny story: Some Teachers Actually Go into Teaching for the Money

Some Teachers Actually Go into Teaching for the Money

Apparently, it's the result of low expectations and outright confusion. "I used to work in Walmart," said one untenured teacher, two years into the profession. "I get at least twice the pay, but I also don't get the 5% discount, so it's a wash. I...
View 'Some Teachers Actually Go into Teaching for the Money'
Funny story: Yelling in School Improves Academic Achievement

Yelling in School Improves Academic Achievement

It's true. But the yelling must be done not by teachers but by students themselves. Who after all listens to teachers, especially when they're yelling? Studies have been done on this very phenomenon, and they have consistently demonstrated tha...
View 'Yelling in School Improves Academic Achievement'
Funny story: Man has Neighbor Arrested: Cites Too Much Cable News Watching as Reason

Man has Neighbor Arrested: Cites Too Much Cable News Watching as Reason

Portland. A local man admitted to several news organizations that he had called the police on his next-door neighbor for allegedly "watching too much cable news." Breaking down, sobbing, a clearly distraught Mr. Ned Vuntler said, "I just couldn't tak...
View 'Man has Neighbor Arrested: Cites Too Much Cable News Watching as Reason'
Funny story: Research Study Spurs Study Surfing, New Campus Craze

Research Study Spurs Study Surfing, New Campus Craze

A study just published, Study Finds Cat People Are More Intelligent Than Dog People, has sparked a resurgence in the public's curiosity about controversial conclusions in the social sciences. Now called Study Surfing, the resurgence is especially pop...
View 'Research Study Spurs Study Surfing, New Campus Craze'

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Breaking News...

Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 5?

2 15 18 16
62 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more