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White House Found to be Actual Dump

Funny story: White House Found to be Actual Dump

A recent controversy erupted when Golf Magazine printed that 8 or 9 people heard President Donald Trump refer to the White House as "a dump." Trump labeled this report "totally untrue." Our crack reporters found once again the president's words h...

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Trump to Jump Sharks at Inauguration

Funny story: Trump to Jump Sharks at Inauguration

Friday, January 20th 2017 Donald J. Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of the United States. The Trump Team is crafting quite a show. Originally rumors hinted Mr. Trump would arrive at the White House by helicopter. That plan came b...

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NYC's Annual 5th Ave Parades Rerouted

Funny story: NYC's Annual 5th Ave Parades Rerouted

Due to presidential security concerns, multiple major New York parades will not be passing by Trump Tower on 5th Avenue during the course of his presidency. Security advisors deem it too unsafe to manage such large crowds in front of the President's...

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Congress Designates Daily Presidential Twitter-Time

Funny story: Congress Designates Daily Presidential Twitter-Time

In an effort to assist business and world leaders in managing their commerce and diplomacy more effectively, Congress has passed a law effective for the course of the upcoming presidency. The law designates presidential tweets will be released once a...

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Guest Mistakenly Drinks Family Eggnog

Funny story: Guest Mistakenly Drinks Family Eggnog

Everyone in the Waller family has known for years. Whatever you do, you do not drink Grandpa Julian's Christmas eggnog. It is an act of self-preservation passed down to the young. Children learn from their elders. You pour the frothy poison in...

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Oprah Building Backup Government

Funny story: Oprah Building Backup Government

The 2016 presidential election outcome shocked Oprah Winfrey as it shocked many others. However, after Trump announced his cabinet appointments, Oprah got busy. Oprah began creating a "spare" U.S. government on the off-chance the incoming adminis...

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Good Queen Bess's Body Not in Her Tomb

Funny story: Good Queen Bess's Body Not in Her Tomb

London--In a recent ongoing inventory of the extensive and diverse remains within Westminster Abbey a fluke DNA test proved a lead enclosed body in a back-room crypt was actually the remains of one of Britain's most illustrious monarchs. Queen Eli...

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Bannon Karaoke Video and Dream Journal Released

Funny story: Bannon Karaoke Video and Dream Journal Released

It's been a rough week for Steve Bannon: Breitbart News executive chairman, Trump's campaign CEO, and not overly female-friendly champion of white nationalism. The week started well. President-elect Donald Trump named Steve Bannon as his chief adviso...

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Trashlandia: Portlanders Embark to Found New Country on Floating Garbage

Funny story: Trashlandia: Portlanders Embark to Found New Country on Floating Garbage

Not willing to sit by and see what happens under a Trump presidency, a hearty group of 55 pilgrims has already left Portland, Oregon with the first barge to start a new nation. Their destination, the huge and elusive Great Pacific Garbage Patch.

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Naked Voting: How Liberals Got Their Groove Back

Funny story: Naked Voting: How Liberals Got Their Groove Back

The 2016 Presidential Election has been largely uninspiring and demoralizing for the left-leaning side of the Democratic Party. If your top concerns include global warning, corporate greed, toxic chemicals, alternative transportation and urban commun...

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Socks Speaks Out: Clintons' White House Cat Speaks Through Pet Psychic

Funny story: Socks Speaks Out: Clintons' White House Cat Speaks Through Pet Psychic

Socks, the black and white tuxedo cat who was a Clinton family pet during the entire Bill Clinton presidency 1993-2001, contacted a medium, to weigh in on the 2016 presidential election. Speaking through Charisma Rhapsody, pet psychic, Socks spok...

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Russian Attempt to Reduce Voter Turnout Backfires

Funny story: Russian Attempt to Reduce Voter Turnout Backfires

The 2016 presidential election has been full of talk about Russian involvement. WikiLeaks released repeated batches of emails related to the Democratic Party. U.S. intelligence agencies traced the leaks to Russian hackers sanctioned by the Russian go...

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Great Pyramid Key Ride at Ancient Amusement Park

Funny story: Great Pyramid Key Ride at Ancient Amusement Park

The Giza pyramid complex outside of Cairo, Egypt commands the respect and admiration of most people on the planet. The most imposing structure by far is the great pyramid, Khufu's king pyramid, 455 feet tall and 756 feet wide. Conventional wisdom...

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Spider-pig Found in Amazon Rain Forest

Funny story: Spider-pig Found in Amazon Rain Forest

Little did Homer Simpson know when he sang his Spider-Man based song, he was actually describing an existing species. Just the sort of genius he is known for. Homer sang these prophetic words while holding a pig upside down, walking it along the...

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The Dark Cypress School of Magic, an American "Hogwarts"

Funny story: The Dark Cypress School of Magic, an American "Hogwarts"

For all the children inspired by the tales of Harry Potter, it will come as a pleasant surprise to learn that Americans themselves have been training in magic for some time. One of the most illustrious schools is the Dark Cypress School of Magic i...

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Ecuador Embassy Sets Conditions to Restore Assange's Internet

London, UK-The Ecuadorian embassy issued its first statement explaining their decision to halt internet access to Julian Assange, WikiLeaks editor-in-chief. "Julian Assange resides with us at the embassy since June 2012. Ecuador granted him polit...

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Why is Trump Not in Alaska Voter Pamphlet?

Funny story: Why is Trump Not in Alaska Voter Pamphlet?

Alaskan voters will not get information about Donald Trump in their voter pamphlets though his name will be on the ballot. Voters won't get informed about Gary Johnson either. Both campaigns missed the August 30th deadline for submitting mater...

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Hordes of Undead Expected to Vote in November

Funny story: Hordes of Undead Expected to Vote in November

Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump called it first. At a campaign rally in Green Bay, Wisconsin he told the crowd he predicts "1.8 million deceased individuals" will vote for "somebody else" in the presidential election. Many have mis...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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