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Funny story: Hershey's Kisses Sold in China Include Fortunes

Hershey's Kisses Sold in China Include Fortunes

Beijing, China - Americans love their fortune cookies and consume nearly three billion fortune cookies each year. Americans who eat at Chinese restaurants typically read their fortunes aloud at the end of their meals. But citizens of China have n...
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Funny story: Trump "Visits" Puerto Rico To Survey Hurricane Damage

Trump "Visits" Puerto Rico To Survey Hurricane Damage

West New York, NJ - President Donald Trump "visited" Puerto Rico today by way of a satellite feed from West New York, New Jersey. Trump scheduled the visit amid claims that he cares more about stirring controversy with the NFL than about a U.S. terr...
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Funny story: College Student Kicked Out for Not Being Black Enough

College Student Kicked Out for Not Being Black Enough

New York City, NY - A student was kicked out of his college this week for not being black enough. The former student checked the "Black" box on his college application and was counted as a minority when he was accepted. Once enrolled, the administra...
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Funny story: DREAMers To Adopt West Dakota As Their New State

DREAMers To Adopt West Dakota As Their New State

Trump, WD - President Trump announced by tweet his agreement with "Chuck and Nancy" to permit the 700,000 DREAMers to relocate to a new state to officially become citizens. The new state boundaries are carved out of federal land located in the weste...
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Funny story: Mafia Family Members Major in Turf Management

Mafia Family Members Major in Turf Management

New York City, NY - Local universities reported an uptick in popularity in Turf Management Studies, particularly for college applicants with Italian-American backgrounds. Students who major in turf management learn how to maintain the turf on sp...
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Funny story: Racists Line Up for Presidential Pardon

Racists Line Up for Presidential Pardon

Charlottesville, VA - As part of a newly announced program, hundreds of racists across the country have lined up in Charlottesville, Virginia to apply for President Trump's presidential pardon. The pardon is granted automatically. To be eligibl...
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Funny story: Accounting Firm Closed Permanently After Total Solar Eclipse

Accounting Firm Closed Permanently After Total Solar Eclipse

Columbia, SC - All of the employees of a local accounting firm filed for disability yesterday after attending a firm sponsored "total solar eclipse" reception. With all of the employees now on disability, the firm was forced to shut its doors.
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Funny story: "Cigarette Smoke Soap" Sales Surge

"Cigarette Smoke Soap" Sales Surge

Richmond, Va - Sales of cigarette smoke soap, with its patent pending cigarette smoke scent, have surged across the United States. "Anyone who uses our soap will smell like cigarette smoke for at least two days, or your money back. With its pat...
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Funny story: Thousands Add Name to Trump Do Not Call List

Thousands Add Name to Trump Do Not Call List

Washington, D.C. - Scores of Americans have registered with a new "Trump Do Not Call List" which prevents Donald Trump from ever calling them. The database opens today. The initiative was sponsored by GOP Senators McCain, Flake, Collins, Corker,...
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Funny story: Trump Files for Moral Bankruptcy

Trump Files for Moral Bankruptcy

Washington, DC - President Donald Trump filed for moral bankruptcy today. The nation accepted the filing. Demanding a "fresh start", Trump tweeted, "I get out of every problem by filing for bankruptcy. Today is no different." The bankruptcy f...
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Funny story: Google News Wins Pulitzer Prize

Google News Wins Pulitzer Prize

New York, NY - The Pulitzer Prize Board has awarded the Pulitzer in news writing to Google News. The Board praised Google News for its excellent achievement in writing. "We are so pleased that the Pulitzer Board appreciates our format. We cons...
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Funny story: New Girlfriends Require Breakup Fee

New Girlfriends Require Breakup Fee

New York City, NY - Women across New York City now require breakup fees before they agree to a second date. The women can demand the fee payment only if the relationship doesn't work out. "It goes like this," said one woman who asked not to be n...
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Funny story: GOP Selects the Turtle as its New Mascot

GOP Selects the Turtle as its New Mascot

Washington, DC - Since 1874 the Republican Party has been symbolized by the elephant, in contrast to the Democratic Party's donkey. Yesterday the GOP announced that it will no longer use the elephant in any advertising or other campaigns. After...
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Funny story: Island in Pacific Celebrates Independence Day

Island in Pacific Celebrates Independence Day

The residents of an island in the Pacific secretly celebrated American style Independence Day this July 4th. The celebration included town sponsored fireworks displays and family outings. Many residents ate hamburgers and hot dogs. Residents had...
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Funny story: Obama Suffering Midlife Crisis

Obama Suffering Midlife Crisis

Chicago, IL - Former President Barack Obama doesn't know what to do with himself these days. After months of travel and adventure camps, Obama remains without a job or sense of purpose. "Time of my life!" wrote Obama in a recent tweet which was qu...
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Funny story: White House Staffers Form Leakers Union

White House Staffers Form Leakers Union

Washington, D.C. - White House Staffers have voted to form a secret union called the "Leakers Union". To qualify, members must be willing to report embarrassing and improper activities of President Trump and his colleagues to the Union's President.
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Funny story: Trump and Macron Announce Wife Swap

Trump and Macron Announce Wife Swap

Paris, France - French President Emmanuel Macron and US President Donald Trump have announced a wife swap. Both spouses are considered more age appropriate for the other president. President Trump and Macron's wife Brigitte are senior citizens. Pre...
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Funny story: Trump Pardons Himself

Trump Pardons Himself

Washington, DC - President Donald Trump recently began to utter the words "Pardon me" with regularity. Although the President blames his chef's spicy food and a busy travel schedule for his continuous desire to be pardoned, sources say he is worri...
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After Slashing Size of Utah Monuments,Trump Will Next Sub-Divide the Grand Canyon

The portion of the Grand Canyon freed from historical status will be filled in and a casino built.
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