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Russians Hack Florida Elections-O.J. Simpson is New Governor of Florida

Funny story: Russians Hack Florida Elections-O.J. Simpson is New Governor of Florida

Tallahassee, FL Florida elections officials announced today that they had solid evidence that the recent Florida elections were hacked. They point to the fact that O.J. has become the new Governor. "O.J. Simpson wasn't even on the ballot. The fact...

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Trump Buys Huge, Fortified Estate in Russia

Funny story: Trump Buys Huge, Fortified Estate in Russia

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Obama's secret bugs in the White House have revealed that President Trump has been trying to purchase a very large estate in Russia, surrounded by a moat and a BIG WALL. He has finally closed on it, after securing loans from...

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Trump Writes Letter On Behalf Of Donny Jr., And Sends It To Mueller Investigation

Funny story: Trump Writes Letter On Behalf Of Donny Jr., And Sends It To Mueller Investigation

Mir-A-Lago, Florida President Donald Trump, feeling guilty about implicating his son, Donny, in the Mueller investigation, has written a letter to Mueller about his errant son. It has been leaked to the press: Dear Mr. Mueller, Please excuse Dona...

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Ponzi Schemes Will Be the Next Big Investment During the Trump Administration

Funny story: Ponzi Schemes Will Be the Next Big Investment During the Trump Administration

Economists have predicted that once the economy begins to tank due to high tariffs and voodoo trickle-down theories, some of the most popular investments will once more be Ponzi Schemes as investors once again look for a sure thing, with low investm...

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Trump Brothers Withdraw All of the U.S.Treasury's Money and Lose it All on Roulette

Funny story: Trump Brothers Withdraw All of the U.S.Treasury's Money and Lose it All on Roulette

Las Vegas, NV Donald Trump, Jr., Eric Trump, and their brother-in-law, Jared Kushner, talked Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin into giving them a blank treasury check to bet with because they had a "sure thing." "Well, Donnie and I were talking ab...

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Trump Gives Speech About How He's Keeping His Campaign Promises

Funny story: Trump Gives Speech About How He's Keeping His Campaign Promises

Miami, Texas President Trump is down in the polls as usual, and as usual, to boost his spirits, he went to another godforsaken town that still somehow loves him. Faux TV is carrying it live: "And so everyone can see that I will fulfill all my camp...

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Trump Outlines His Ransom Plans for the U.S.

Funny story: Trump Outlines His Ransom Plans for the U.S.

Mir-a-lago, FL President Trump has promised to shut down the U.S. Government if his Border Wall doesn't start getting built. Besides building the wall, today Trump added more items to his ransom demands: 1. Every business and home should display h...

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Royal Family Will Throw Huge Party for Queen for Making it Through Trump Visit

Funny story: Royal Family Will Throw Huge Party for Queen for Making it Through Trump Visit

Buckingham Palace Word has filtered out that the whole Royal Family will fete the Queen for her remarkable fortitude and restraint during the Trump visit. She was the only member of the Royals in sight during the Trump visit. The whole Royal Famil...

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Putin and Kim Jong-Un Set Up Play Date Without Inviting Trump

Funny story: Putin and Kim Jong-Un Set Up Play Date Without Inviting Trump

Mar-A-Lamo, FL President Trump is waiting by the phone ever since he found out the leaders of North Korea and Russia are scheduling secret meetings behind his back. "It's probably just a misunderstanding. I know Kim and Vlad probably invited me, b...

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NFL Bans Trump From Going To or Even Watching NFL Games

Funny story: NFL Bans Trump From Going To or Even Watching NFL Games

"President Trump is no longer welcome in any NFL facility" a representative from the NFL Commissioner's office announced. "We have found that his presence is just too disruptive for the players. The owners don't really give a fig what the players do...

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Ivanka Trump Will Start Selling Designer Cages for Border Kids

Funny story: Ivanka Trump Will Start Selling Designer Cages for Border Kids

Trump Tower, NY Trump's daughter, Ivanka, who recently shuttered her clothing line because she was "too busy" (all the stores stopped selling it), announced that she will start the Ivanka Trump Designer Cage Co. "We just thought it was an idea who...

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Scamatology to Sue NXIVM For Stealing Cult Procedures

Funny story: Scamatology to Sue NXIVM For Stealing Cult Procedures

Clearlymental, FL The Cherch of Scamatology today filed suit against the NXIVM cult for plagiarism, stealing company secrets, and a wide range of other offenses. "Separating cult members from their family if they object to the cult-WE invented tha...

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Putin Doesn't Want Trump to Visit Any More Dictators

Funny story: Putin Doesn't Want Trump to Visit Any More Dictators

Helsinki, Finland After Trump and Putin met at the Helsinki Summit, the translator succumbed to a large bribe and revealed what was said in private between the dictator and the wannabe dictator. "At first Putin was nice to Trump, but then he got r...

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Trump Tries to Wrangle Invitation to Princess Eugenie's Wedding

Funny story: Trump Tries to Wrangle Invitation to Princess Eugenie's Wedding

President Donald Trump of the U.S. has announced that he would like to visit London on October 12, which just happens to be the planned date for Princess Eugenie of York's wedding. Included in the unsolicited invitation for the Trumps to visit was...

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Scamatology Reps Visit North Korea to Study Their Labor Camps

Funny story: Scamatology Reps Visit North Korea to Study Their Labor Camps

Our correspondent has learned that the Church of Scamatology has sent representatives to North Korea to study their labor camp system. Scamatology has been known to throw wayward "Clams," as they like to be called, into either the RPF, which is where...

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Anti-Cultists Using Scamatology TV to Stop Potential Converts from Joining Scamatology

Funny story: Anti-Cultists Using Scamatology TV to Stop Potential Converts from Joining Scamatology

NotClear, FL Cult Experts who have been trying to dissuade people that are falling under the spell of Scamatology have been having them watch Scamatology TV. "Generally, once they see about five minutes of the cult's TV station they are glad to n...

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Trump Sees Ant-Man and Wasp Movie and Wants Scientists to Build Him a Super-Suit

Funny story: Trump Sees Ant-Man and Wasp Movie and Wants Scientists to Build Him a Super-Suit

Mir-A-Lago, FL President Trump tweeted today that America's scientists are way behind where they should be. "Why haven't our scientists invented something like Ant-Man's little cars or an Iron Man suit like in the movies? I think, as President, I...

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Queen is Already Working on Excuse to Miss Trump Visit

Funny story: Queen is Already Working on Excuse to Miss Trump Visit

Buckingham Palace, London It was announced that the Queen would be accompanying Prince Philip to get a secret medical treatment in a secret location at the time that Trump will be having his state visit. When it was asked how they could know they...

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Republicans Respond To Trump's Madness....

Today Congressional Republicans responded to all of Donald Trump's outrageous behavior and lies .....................................................................................................not.
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