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Non wankers website is proving very handy for Tossers!

Funny story: Non wankers website is proving very handy for Tossers!

A website especially designed for men, not women, to avoid masturbating, is gathering in popularity as it offers males inclined to enter the world of 'tossers' a hands-on method of reducing the temptation! It's called, NOFAP, which nobody on the p...

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ISIS to Sue Boris Johnson over "Wankers" Jibe

Funny story: ISIS to Sue Boris Johnson over "Wankers" Jibe

Boris Johnson has peered into the secret findings of MI5's best brains and concluded that ISIS members are porn-watching, sexually frustrated, psychologically maladjusted males. In a recent interview in the Sun according to the London mayor, they are...

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Boris 'The Blade' Johnson - London Bridge Station to be Re-branded

Funny story: Boris 'The Blade' Johnson - London Bridge Station to be Re-branded

In a meeting today at City Hall, London Mayor Boris 'The Blade' Johnson unveiled his new and ambitious plan for Londoners all over the world, especially ex-pat cockney's living in Spain who are on the run from the short arm of the law. Boris, famo...

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"My Critics Are All Tossers" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Funny story: "My Critics Are All Tossers" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Skoob Entertainment News's latest staff addition, Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog has sensationally dismissed her critics as being "a bunch of tossers." Ms Warbling-Trollblog, who made her SEN debut on Saturday with a string of ludicrous celebrity re...

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BBC breakfast presenters are called "wankers" by US comic !

Funny story: BBC breakfast presenters are called "wankers" by US comic !

Cuddly Bill Turnbull and "Cum Dancing" expert Sian Williams who host the BBC breakfast bore were both called "wankers" today by the US stand-up comic, Dave Fulton. Dave didn't actually realise that calling someone a "wanker" is swearing because in...

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