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UK Ferrari driver destroys it so he can buy a Fiat 600!

Funny story: UK Ferrari driver destroys it so he can buy a Fiat 600!

Driving a Ferrari is not quite what it seems as a Sheffield owner of the very expensive car decided, "enough is enough, get me out of here!" He decided to speed down a curvy, country lane at top speed, open the door, leap out, and let the "Red Bea...

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English Bulldog Rescue Foundation Leaves Golden Retriever Stranded On Freeway

Funny story: English Bulldog Rescue Foundation Leaves Golden Retriever Stranded On Freeway

"It was horrific", said one woman, her arms crossed, eyes filled with pain. Just over the knoll loomed a grotesque scene, a heartbreaking tragedy, a dead golden retriever, struck by a vehicle on the interstate. "Just lucky no one else got hurt",...

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With Two You Get Egg Roll

Funny story: With Two You Get Egg Roll

JAMESTOWN - If New York property owners complain about a water chestnut problem, they are not talking about Chinese takeout. The European water chestnut, an invasive aquatic plant is not the same as the water chestnut which can be purchased in can...

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Clown car wreck kills 23

Suckleville, Georgia-A single car wreck in Suckleville has claimed 23 lives. Police reported that a small, unknown type of vehicle lost control while returning from a circus gig in North Carolina earlier in the day. Police said that alcohol did not s...

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Road Accident Paramedics Replaced By Rapid Response Aromatherapists

Funny story: Road Accident Paramedics Replaced By Rapid Response Aromatherapists

Under new E.U. directives, teams of alternative medical "paratherapists" have been set up by the government. To comply with the new regulations people trapped in burning cars or requiring on the spot life saving surgery can request alternative helico...

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Spoof Writer Bureau Back After Latest Incident

Funny story: Spoof Writer Bureau Back After Latest Incident

Spoof writer Bureau Longfellow is back at The Spoof today after his latest round of incidents, accidents and sickness. Bureau says that this time the turnip truck was traveling a good 40 Miles Per Hour when he fell off the back and rolled over 300...

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Government Announces Plans To Reduce Road Accidents Involving Cyclists

Funny story: Government Announces Plans To Reduce Road Accidents Involving Cyclists

The Government has today announced plans aimed at reducing the number of road accidents involving cyclists. 'Successive governments have been worried about the safety of cyclists in Britain for very many years,' admitted Secretary of State for Tra...

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Lindsay Lohan Gets a Court Appointed Sparkle Pony

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Gets a Court Appointed Sparkle Pony

Lindsay Lohan showed up for her court appearance today 45 minutes late and one sparkle bomb away from a probation violation. Lindsay is in court to answer charges she lied to police about being the driver in a accident on Pacific Coast Highway in...

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Welsh Rarebit in Norway gets toasted in tunnel!

Funny story: Welsh Rarebit in Norway gets toasted in tunnel!

A lorry carrying a load of cheese in Norway caught fire in the middle of a tunnel and melted causing a dilemma for Norwegian cheese lovers who rarely have the pleasure because it is a rare product there. The cheese on toast caused severe smoke pro...

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'Hope fading' for Princess Diana accident recovery

Funny story: 'Hope fading' for Princess Diana accident recovery

Doctors have admitted that Princess Diana is unlikely to recover from the injuries she sustained in 1997 as a result of a car crash in Paris. Medical expertise suggests that, even if she did make significant progress, she would still be unable to le...

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Man In Norway Swerves His Car To Avoid Moose, Hits Bear.

Funny story: Man In Norway Swerves His Car To Avoid Moose, Hits Bear.

Outside of Oslo Norway a man driving turned his car to avoid hitting a moose without realizing there was a bear just off the road. He hit the bear instead. The man got out of his car to look at the bear to see if he had hurt it and as he opened hi...

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Lindsay Lohan Rear-Ends Another Vehicle

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Rear-Ends Another Vehicle

BEVERLY HILLS - Lindsay Lohan is quickly running out of chances. The Hollywood celebutante had gone shopping at the trendy Chanel #7 Store on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills. Afterwards she got in her late model Porsche Panamera and proceeded to driv...

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Toyota Recalls 4.2 Million Vehicles Over Faulty Cup Holders

Funny story: Toyota Recalls 4.2 Million Vehicles Over Faulty Cup Holders

WASHINGTON-Toyota Motor Corp. said Tuesday it will recall 4.2 million vehicles in the United States, the company's largest-ever U.S. recall, to address problems with normal-sized cup holders that could result in oversized drinks spilling and lead...

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Ambulance service gears up for its busiest day of the year

Funny story: Ambulance service gears up for its busiest day of the year

The British ambulance service has cancelled all leave for Monday morning as it gets ready for Black Spot Monday, the day of the year when there are more road traffic accidents than any other. "It's the same every year around this time," said ambul...

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Lindsay Lohan Opens Porsche Driving School for Young Girls

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Opens Porsche Driving School for Young Girls

In a preemptive move to what most experts believe will be another prolonged series of court appearances for Ms. Lohan, Lindsay announced early this morning that she will be opening a series of charm and driving schools for young aspiring actresses.

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Lorries are a fatal threat to typists

Funny story: Lorries are a fatal threat to typists

Lorries accounted for one-in-five crashes involving typists, according to a study of traffic accidents in Central London. Typists were also more likely to be injured in mid-sentence than any others on the roads. Researchers have observed marked i...

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Teen Girl's Parents Sued By Girl's Own Dog

Funny story: Teen Girl's Parents Sued By Girl's Own Dog

Fairdale Kentucky, USA - Jaime a 16 year old high school girl was walking her dog after she arrived home from school last Friday, February 3rd. According to Jaime and witnesses, Jaime's dog Jack became so excited that he ran out into the road in fron...

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Mercedes to produce the world's safest car

Funny story: Mercedes to produce the world's safest car

Mercedes are already well known for their extensive feature list and super safe cars. Now, they have gone a stage further and produced what they claim is the safest car in the world. Although only currently in concept stage, they may have a point.

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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