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Brits win WW3 around the swimming pool as Germans throw their towels in!

Funny story: Brits win WW3 around the swimming pool as Germans throw their towels in!

The normally efficient German tourist trade has lost the 'Battle of the Pool', and have been forced back to the beaches because Brit tourist companies have secured the "Front-line" by reserving sun- lounges for their lobster-looking punters! Germa...

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Marco Polo Banned from All Disney Resorts

Funny story: Marco Polo Banned from All Disney Resorts

Orlando, FL - Disney announced today that it has banned Marco Polo from its resorts and has banned anyone on a Disney resort property from even mentioning the name. The press release by Disney states, "Marco Polo takes over our pool area. The nam...

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Michael Phelps Credits Brazil's "Thin Water" with Gold Medal Win

Funny story: Michael Phelps Credits Brazil's "Thin Water" with Gold Medal Win

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil--Michael Phelps credited Brazil's "thin water" for his recent gold medal win. Phelps stated that the "thin water" in Brazil makes him and others swim faster, allowing them to shatter World records. "It's the thin water," sa...

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"The Tonight Show": a lost episode?

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - Had Ed McMahon lived long enough to see the sex tape of his famous boss, Johnny Carson, that's reportedly being offered, privately, for sale to the highest bidder, McMahon might have amended his famous introduction of the Tonight Sho...

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Well-Endowed Bikini Mom Kicked Out of A Water Park For Being Too Voluptuously Sexy!

Funny story: Well-Endowed Bikini Mom Kicked Out of A Water Park For Being Too Voluptuously Sexy!

INDEPENDENCE, Missouri - A 42-year-old woman identified as Madeline Schaffer took her 14-year-old daughter to The Shiver Me Timbers Water Park in Independence. Schaffer said that she and her little girl were having a fantastic time when all of a s...

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Lindsay Lohan Reflects on Her Rehab Clinic Stay

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Reflects on Her Rehab Clinic Stay

LOS ANGELES - A custodian at the rehab clinic where Lindsay Lohan is serving her 3 month mandatory confinement has said that he has never seen a patient who is in such a state of denial, confusion, and boredom than Lindsay Lohan. He commented that...

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Children's Swimming lessons cancelled - due to fire risk.

Funny story: Children's Swimming lessons cancelled - due to fire risk.

Lessons in swimming for children up to the age of eleven have been cancelled in Dorking after a local fire safety marshal deemed the Dorking Leisure Centre swimming baths unsafe, and a fire hazard. "It is impossible to get thirty children out of t...

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Holidaymakers in Andalucia save five lives in one evening!

Funny story: Holidaymakers in Andalucia save five lives in one evening!

Orgiva, Espana: Brit and Dutch holidaymakers basking in the Andalucian sun and diving into their swimming pool were shaken last night as they had to suddenly put their life-saving skills into action. After their delicious, romantic meal the Brit t...

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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.
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