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650 Million Democrats Suddenly Switched Parties in the Last Three Weeks, According to Social Media Data

Funny story: 650 Million Democrats Suddenly Switched Parties in the Last Three Weeks, According to Social Media Data

Washington - According to a program that analyzes statistical data gathered from Twitter and Facebook accounts using #walkaway, 650 million registered Democrats in the United States have become Republicans in the last three weeks. "I was a libtar...

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Facebook Knows What You Did Last Summer

Funny story: Facebook Knows What You Did Last Summer

There was troubling news for the 'Social Media Generation' today, when it was revealed that, not only does Facebook know your politics, sexual preferences, favorite foods, favorite music, books, movies and sports teams, but it is also very well aware...

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The Hunt's On For GOOGLE

Cancerous pustule, Jeremy Hunt, has threatened Social media giants with more laws because he says they don’t do enough to protect children. Jeremy of course knows all about protecting children having closed down many children’s wards as health minist...

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Mark Zuckerberg Testifies to Congress that He Has No Real Friends Other than Facebook Friends

Funny story: Mark Zuckerberg Testifies to Congress that He Has No Real Friends Other than Facebook Friends

In an uncomfortable and often highly contentious session with Congress this past week, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg finally admitted that he has no real friends, other than his “friends” on the social media site that he founded. “Honestly, it's wh...

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Elderely spoof writer ponders social media...OR...does anybody REALLY care if you had a nap today?

At 87 years old I am many times bewildered and perplexed by the onslaught of the world of electronics. Yes, I want to be "with it" in this new world of communication and therefore I have taken to it like..."a duck to water" It has given me a entire n...

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Boyfriend makes girlfriend shoot him to get some social media hits - Gets a big hit but doesn't end well

Funny story: Boyfriend makes girlfriend shoot him to get some social media hits - Gets a big hit but doesn't end well

A contender for this years Darwin Awards is a young guy who spent months talking his girlfriend into shooting him on camera. Satire writers union rep stated "The story is another example of encroachment upon satire writers turf as this is clearly...

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Move over FitBit - Introducing tbe ShitFitBit, for Toddlers.

Funny story: Move over FitBit - Introducing tbe ShitFitBit, for Toddlers.

San Jose, CA - Riding the wave of the rise in popularity of fitness trackers, one popular fitness-tracking company is set to release its latest product, ShitFitBit, which is designed to keep track of all your crazy toddler's shit-fits. "Many frant...

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Twitter promotes new Product - Twitter Twatter Weaponised Hysteria™

Funny story: Twitter promotes new Product - Twitter Twatter Weaponised Hysteria™

Twitter today proudly announced a new product today that they believe will give them the edge on Zuckerburgs Face Space Fake News capability. Twitter management have been concerned recently with falling revenues and saw the success of the other guys...

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Trump's 'OOMPA LOOMPA' Tweet Causes Mass Hysteria - Opinion Divided

Funny story: Trump's 'OOMPA LOOMPA' Tweet Causes Mass Hysteria - Opinion Divided

Donald Trump caused a global media frenzy over his latest tweet, "OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPETY DOO", leading to Martial Law being declared in eighty countries overnight. With DEFCON II about to be formally declared, mass civil unrest and hysteria seems...

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Meet ARGH! The New Five Syllable Social Platform Giving Twitter A Run For It's Money

Funny story: Meet ARGH! The New Five Syllable Social Platform Giving Twitter A Run For It's Money

Scientists and Doctors have been concerned for decades with the attention span shortening effect of our technologies and electronic entertainment, from the MTV generation in the 80s to the the Wired generation of today tweeting 140 characters or less...

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Artificial Intelligence tells humans to "GET OUT"

Funny story: Artificial Intelligence tells humans to "GET OUT"

An untraceable message appearing randomly on Facebook and Instagram accounts is asking people to leave the planet. "Thanks for everything" the message begins "but I shall not be in need of your services any longer so please leave" The name...

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NO LIVES MATTER as God orders the start of the apocalypse

Funny story: NO LIVES MATTER as God orders the start of the apocalypse

After checking out facebook for a half hour, and reading the comments section under a review for the Ghostbusters remake, God decided enough was enough, and had the seven angels sound their trumpets marking the end of the rein of mankind on earth.

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LIKE Me...Or Else!

Funny story: LIKE Me...Or Else!

An example of social media run amok was reported this week in a small town twenty miles north of NYC. Several people reported that they were "mugged" by a masked man who emerged, brandishing a gun, from the bushes. He instructed the victims to pr...

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Twitter Erupts In Fury Over Something Or Other

Funny story: Twitter Erupts In Fury Over Something Or Other

Twitter users were in uproar over something last night. Someone said something about someone, or something, and Twitter was immediately outraged. Users of the social media giant vented their fury about the incident, some using several consecut...

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Formerly Deceased King Richard III Joins Social Media

The former corpse and monarch is set to involve himself in the 21st Century by joining various social media. The king was resurrected by royalist necromancers in 2012 but has maintained a low profile since his return to life. Richard III was ki...

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Handler delights Titter with photos of her titties

Instagram has repeatedly removed Chelsea Handler's breasts--or photos of them, to be exact--from its site on the grounds that the comedienne's mammary glands constitute "indecent exposure." However, Handler has finally found an adm...

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500 Poodle Parlours Closed Down For Grooming Under-Age Dogs

Funny story: 500 Poodle Parlours Closed Down For Grooming Under-Age Dogs

A six month surveillance operation on sleazy dog grooming premises throughout the U.K. ended this morning with almost 1000 arrests. Puppies are not legally allowed to be groomed before the age of 7 weeks. The sting, codename W.A.L.K.I.E.S and targett...

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Once Again Grief, Sadness And Anger - Then Thousands Of Comments On Social Media As Joan Rivers Dies - Meanwhile Ebola & Terror Grips Planet

Social media was a buzz with outpourings of immense grief, a sense of universal loss and then feelings of anger; after it was announced comedienne Joan Rivers, had died. She was 81. I will say that again...she was fucking 81. "Devastated" t...

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Putin Has Stopped Taking Trump's Calls

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