GHOST TOWN, N.J. - "Man, Fat Cat Fringo is a mean taskmaster. How in the world are we going to make some kind of contraption to change sticks, rocks, and mud into silver, gold, and platinum?" the deputy chief water department head said to his crew of...
GHOST TOWN, N.J. - "Mayor, Fat Cat Fringo wants to know if you've had the city water crew run the city water lines to his underground casino on the north side yet."
I walked into the mayor's office and he was finagling around with one of those Rub...
BRUNSWICK, GA - When 6-year-old Jamie Applesmith opened her business "Puppy Chocolate Factory," the reaction was astonishing. More than a dozen of her closest family members and neighbors came knocking at her door to support her business, many of who...
Aug 2, 2013, was a historic day in Ashland, WI, when seniors in a breakfast diner learned about the iPhone.
The story of an iPhone in the diner was quite a shock to the local retired residents.
"What's an iPhone?", asked George Bodin. The you...
Maybelle Buford, owner of Maybelle's Auto Body Front End and Paint and Bikini Wax, told representatives of the Chamber of Commerce that her brother is opening a new business in town. Ed Earl Simmons will open Simmons Western Wear, Hair, and Tanning...
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