"Fore skin and several shears ago, our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nat...
Russell Brand is sick of the lottery being run purely by poncey squares, greedy plums and corrupt geezers, who cruelly and arbitrarily force people against their will to choose random numbers...
In the vain hope that just on this one single, solit...
Pasadena CA--A series of people in the U.S. have faced arrest for feeding the homeless in public spaces. Yesterday, an activist appeared to feed the hungry in Central Park in California's Rose Bowl City. The Director of Health Services for the cit...
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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents
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Trump Takes the U.S. Out of the U.N.
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Trump Gives North Carolina to Kim Jong Un in Return for De-Nuclearization
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