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Temple Mount Destroyed: Is World Peace Imminent?

Funny story: Temple Mount Destroyed: Is World Peace Imminent?

While world leaders gathered in a remote corner of that moose preserve known as "Canada" to discuss possible solutions to North Korea's nuclear threat, it appears that a North Korean Air Force general got an idea of his own. "We very sorry!" decla...

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Corker, Trump Dispute Leads to a Fruitful Discussion about the Merits of Adult Undergarments

Funny story: Corker, Trump Dispute Leads to a Fruitful Discussion about the Merits of Adult Undergarments

Washington, DC. Tensions are running high--once again--between Capitol Hill and 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. According to multiple reports, corroborated by several sources close to Capitol Hill and Pennsylvania Avenue, and documented by video and au...

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Courage Under Nuclear Fallout

Funny story: Courage Under Nuclear Fallout

The Dopes were still alive and moved into the once-vacant fallout shelter in our next door neighbor's yard. How I wish they didn't survive the economic collapse, food crisis, power grid failure, nuclear radiation, radioactive ticks, acid banana cream pie rain, unselfies, or the pepperoni yogurt shortage. They are so awkward and strange. Who comes over to their neighbor's house and says, "Hi! How a...

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Nuclear option baby-proofed to prevent President Dump Truck from blowing us all up!

Funny story: Nuclear option baby-proofed to prevent President Dump Truck from blowing us all up!

After the president Unpresidentially resorted to rhetoric usually ascribed to lunatic dictators in response to North Korea's typical "give me money" antics, the Joint Chiefs of Staff decided that preventative measures needed to be taken. Newly min...

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Logan escapes Germany Vol. 2

Funny story: Logan escapes Germany Vol. 2

Logan and Sara, the only two humans left alive on earth after a nuclear war, finally made contact with an alien race in the Milky Way galaxy using radio satellite antennas modified to send and receive quantum particle communications. The aliens g...

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Logan's last run in London

Funny story: Logan's last run in London

Final News: The nuclear attack began Friday at noon and London was gripped with panic as air raid sirens wail. I'm critically injured and this is the last news article available to the world. A subsequent radio broadcast stated that Moscow was eva...

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Trump trading the Electoral College to Vladimir Putin

Funny story: Trump trading the Electoral College to Vladimir Putin

Trump Tower, New York -- In a move filled with more irony than even Anthony Weiner can contemplate, presidential elect Donald Trump plans to sell America's Electoral College to the Russians as soon as he takes office next month. "The Electoral Col...

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Trump Falls for Fake News Story with Horrible Result

Funny story: Trump Falls for Fake News Story with Horrible Result

As background to this story, Donald Trump spoke with President Dutere two days ago and reportedly praised him on his extrajudicial killings of thousands. Too, within that time period Mr. Trump appeared to accept an invitation from Prime Minister Naw...

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Sara Palin Back In The News

Sara Palin expanded today on her remarks made last week at a Republican Convention. There, after hinting she might run for President, she instructed President Obama on foreign policy. "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good gu...

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Dr. Strangelove Is Back

Funny story: Dr. Strangelove Is Back

Taiwan and China held their highest-level talks for more than six decades Tuesday, marking the first government-to-government contact since the pair's acrimonious split in 1949. Wang Yu-chi of Taiwan's Mainland Affairs Council (MAC), which oversee...

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The New Atomic Bomb called "Cuddles"

Funny story: The New Atomic Bomb called "Cuddles"

"Cuddles" they call it... the new bomb developed by NUKEM a pan American-European nuclear research station based near Berne in Switzerland. Yesterday, the United Nations voted for its use "should the situation demand it". "Global-I" talked to managing director of NUKEM, and Nobel Prize winning physicist, Dr. Kant Getiton. "Can you describe what Cuddles actually is? How does it differ from othe...

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Korean tyrant buys world domination plan from US defense firm

Funny story: Korean tyrant buys world domination plan from US defense firm

Pyongyang, North Korea -- Spring is the season when a young man's fancy turns toward world domination. And so it goes with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, who recently purchased a blueprint to take over the world from an unnamed US defense contrac...

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Kim Jog-On: "Who's Raffing Now?"

Funny story: Kim Jog-On: "Who's Raffing Now?"

Political tension and intrigue was at an all time high today as the world prepared itself, again, to be invaded by North Korea. London, Washington, Moscow and Beijing were put on DEFCON 5 meaning that a nuclear air strike was imminent at any moment.

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Can Katy Perry Lite Myanmar Firework With A Smile

Funny story: Can Katy Perry Lite Myanmar Firework With A Smile

Naypyidaw - Charismatic Myanmar President Thein Sein who is currently on a European tour could be critical to resolving the nuclear crisis emerging on the Korean Peninsula says American singer Katy Perry. On Thursday Pyongyang issued a warning to...

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NATO on High Alert As UFO's Buzz More Turkish Jets. Syria Claim Aliens Attempting To Spark Nuclear War

A spokeswoman says NATO's governing body will meet Tuesday to discuss the Alien downing of a Turkish plane in Syrian airspace and suspicions that maybe a UFO was not responsible for the attack, a clear act of war, but maybe the Syrian's themselves.

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Dorking Declares Itself A Nuclear-Free Zone

Funny story: Dorking Declares Itself A Nuclear-Free Zone

The usually sleepy Surrey town of Dorking has surprised the world by taking centre stage in the arena of international affairs. Political and national security commentators have taken a sharp intake of breath, following the recent announcement tha...

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Apocalypse News - End of World to Occur Mid-November-ish

Funny story: Apocalypse News - End of World to Occur Mid-November-ish

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - Major casinos and top gambling experts say November 2012 is when humanity will meet a fiery and horrific doom. Although the Mayan Calendar points to December 21, 2012 for some kind of epic world-changing event, the rise of several...

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Nuclear war would help reduce world's carbon footprint

Funny story: Nuclear war would help reduce world's carbon footprint

A controversial report has been released by the Party Responsible for Engineering Propaganda about Universal Carbon Emissions (PREPUCE). The report suggests that a nuclear war would significantly reduce the world's carbon footprint. The shadowy or...

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