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Woman missing for 70 years found safe and well

Funny story: Woman missing for 70 years found safe and well

A woman from Barnet has returned home after 70 years and it turns out it was all a fuss about nothing. Doris Parker left her house to go shopping for a packet of biscuits and a bar of soap on the morning of July 6th 1947 however before reaching t...

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I Will Sue University Of Texas - Frankenstein

Funny story: I Will Sue University Of Texas - Frankenstein

Baron Frankenstein is to sue the University of Texas over 100 brains which have allegedly gone missing from its picked brain library. Victor Helmut Frankenstein, 12th Baron Frankenstein has expressed anger at the disappearance, which came to light a...

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Cat-Pie Poster Infuriates Small Town

Funny story: Cat-Pie Poster Infuriates Small Town

A "Cat-Pie For Sale" poster has angered the townspeople of Appledore, Kent as it has been positioned directly above a long-standing missing cat poster. The cat allegedly used to make the pie, describes the exact cat that went missing two weeks ago...

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UFO Sightings Up, Fat People Disappearing.

Funny story: UFO Sightings Up, Fat People Disappearing.

Professor Montgomery of a Think Tank located in West Virginia rural area say that they have become alarmed at the both the sightings of UFOs in the sky and a growing list of missing fat people. "We now believe that the connection is that whoever i...

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ABC under fire as missing Malaysian Airliner is part of viral marketing campaign for new season of Lost

Funny story: ABC under fire as missing Malaysian Airliner is part of viral marketing campaign for new season of Lost

A TV Producer has come under worldwide scrutiny after admitting today that the missing Malaysian Airliner was part of a viral marketing campaign for a new season of Lost. "We had no idea it would go this far," an inside source said. "At first...

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Obama allows Malaysians to look for Missing Plane in Twilight Zone and Area 51

Funny story: Obama allows Malaysians to look for Missing Plane in Twilight Zone and Area 51

Rod Serling's heirs have opened up the Twilight Zone and Area 51 at the request of President Obama to look for the missing Boeing 777, a White House representative told our reporter today. An unofficial source said that they had found several planes...

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Florida Man Offers $20,000 Reward In Search For Wife

Funny story: Florida Man Offers $20,000 Reward In Search For Wife

More than a week ago, a 40-year-old woman with a wide girth and a moustache vanished in Florida. Authorities hope and believe she is still alive, and are offering a $20,000 reward for her return. They believe she may just be 'finding herself'.

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New York officials investigating 'Walking Dead' Zombie stunt!

Funny story: New York officials investigating 'Walking Dead' Zombie stunt!

Authorities in New York said a marketing company did not have permission to promote "The Walking Dead" by hiding "zombies" in a subway grate. "Those people need to lighten up a bit. It was just an ad for the new show. Do they think that the peopl...

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Jane Goodall: I Know What Happened to the Missing Men

Funny story: Jane Goodall: I Know What Happened to the Missing Men

Jane Goodall, the primatologist celebrated for her meticulous studies of chimps in the wild has stated that she wants people to know before something could happen to her. "I know what happened to the leading male scientists and best brains of the...

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Hundreds of Aliens Spotted in West Virginia! Dozens Reported Missing!

Funny story: Hundreds of Aliens Spotted in West Virginia! Dozens Reported Missing!

"Whatever these things are or wherever they are from, they're sure interested in our chemical spill", says police officer. "I'm far from the water here and don't have to wear any special gear but I'll be glad to leave anyway." Others within ten mi...

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She's out of my life, says Jackson family about missing Katherine Jackson; Paris says rest of family don't wanna be starting something

Funny story: She's out of my life, says Jackson family about missing Katherine Jackson; Paris says rest of family don't wanna be starting something

CALABASAS, Az. - Katherine Jackson, mother to the deceased King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is back home after having gone missing. Police were working day and night to find the 82-year-old. "Is it scary?" asked Paris Jackson, daughter to Michael. "S...

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Epsom woman's wheelie-bin goes missing

Funny story: Epsom woman's wheelie-bin goes missing

Surrey police are on the look-out for a 3-year-old wheelie-bin which went missing over the weekend. Ruby Shanstuff of Moorlitter Street was devastated over her bin's disappearance. "It had all my best rubbish in it," she cried, before phoning the...

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The Lady Vanishes

Funny story: The Lady Vanishes

French police today appealed to Scotland Yard for urgent assistance, following reports that a Calais woman has apparently vanished without trace. Mariette LaVache was last seen berating neighbours and howling at the moon in her native Calais, but...

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Susan Powell scandal proves to have too many names for old folks to follow

Funny story: Susan Powell scandal proves to have too many names for old folks to follow

HARFOLD, Vermont--At Harfold Health and Rehab Center, the elderly inhabitants enjoy a good scandal like anybody. But just as many senior citizens don't care for books and movies with a multitude of characters, it seems they need a scandal with very f...

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Video May Hold Clues to Star's Disappearance

Funny story: Video May Hold Clues to Star's Disappearance

A recently discovered home movie of Tula Van Winkle, the popular Dutch actress who disappeared under mysterious circumstances at the age of 87 in March 1976, is currently being investigated by Dutch authorities. The videotape, which was found at...

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Missing Sussex Man Found Mutated

Funny story: Missing Sussex Man Found Mutated

A man missing from Sussex for over 6 months has finally been found, exactly where he went missing. The 20 year old, who has changed his name by deed poll to Giggs Rooney since disappearing, has been found alive and well at home in Chichester after...

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Oh where, oh where has dear Arnie gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?

Funny story: Oh where, oh where has dear Arnie gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?

Indeed, where IS our dear Arnie since he bowed out of politics - or the limelight of politics? Rumour has it that he has recently auditioned for the part of Rocky Balboa in the upcoming "Rocky the XXth" movie. When asked about this rumour, Sl...

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Ambrose Bierce Found Under Boy's Bed

Funny story: Ambrose Bierce Found Under Boy's Bed

Ambrose Bierce, the American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist and satirist who disappeared in Mexico in 1913, has been found alive and well under a boy's bed in Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire. Bierce, now 168, was a little wor...

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