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Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force

Funny story: Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force

Colorado has changed the meaning of Rocky Mountain High to something more literal over the years. Now they are preparing some special weaponry especially for Federal Law Enforcement, should it come to enforce Federal cannabis regulations. "We call...

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Pot Cloud that Formed Over Bethel, NY During the 1969 Woodstock Festival Making It's Way Back to the Hudson Valley

Funny story: Pot Cloud that Formed Over Bethel, NY During the 1969 Woodstock Festival Making It's Way Back to the Hudson Valley

Meteorologists are predicting a late July, early August return of a unique pot cloud that formed during the three day Woodstock festival in Bethel, NY. The cloud was carried off by the jet stream after the concert concluded and eventually ended up in...

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AG Sessions Risks Awakening Stoner Vote

Funny story: AG Sessions Risks Awakening Stoner Vote

In an attempt to thwart the Republican Reeperbahn in next years elections, liberal activists and Democrats are using the fear of regressive marijuana policies to recruit pot smokers who wouldn't vote otherwise. Portia Nicolya of Rationalize US Mar...

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Move To Drug Test Gun Owners In Open Carry States

Funny story: Move To Drug Test Gun Owners In Open Carry States

31 states in the U.S. allow citizens to openly carry their firearms. In 10 of these states , someone who applies for welfare cash assistance through the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF) has to be screened and tested for substance abus...

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Hatred of Trump Triggered Duterte and Obama Fight

Funny story: Hatred of Trump Triggered Duterte and Obama Fight

Investigative reporter, Amiko Aventurista, has discovered the recent fight between U.S. President Barrack Hossein Obama and Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte actually began last year in the Muslim holy city of Mecca. According to three independen...

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South Yorkshire Cops Caught Getting High After Claiming THC Poisoning

Funny story: South Yorkshire Cops Caught Getting High After Claiming THC Poisoning

Two South Yorkshire police officers were arrested for possession and use of marijuana and will likely lose their jobs because of it. Ironically the very same two officers were on sick leave for supposed THC poisoning in a marijuana tainted burger cas...

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Post Office Issues First Marijuana Stamp -- But It's Made In China

Funny story: Post Office Issues First Marijuana Stamp -- But It's Made In China

Stoners and collectors stood in line at post offices around the country to buy the first Marijuana themed postage stamps produced by the USPS. The retro designs are printed on hemp paper with the old style adhesive that you can lick or moisten to...

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Colorado Spends Some of its 'Pot of Gold.'

Funny story: Colorado Spends Some of its 'Pot of Gold.'

Denver, Colorado - Governor John Chickencooper (R) wasn't so sure about letting his citizens grow mad weed and flog it out across the rest of America like a big weed rainbow, lighting up the sky - but he's sure enjoying the big pot of gold which has...

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Man Mistakes Pot-Tainted Treats for Gummy Bears, Has Good Time

Funny story: Man Mistakes Pot-Tainted Treats for Gummy Bears, Has Good Time

Denver, CO - In a rebellious effort for equal competition and fair pricing, sources found that Jeff Hartley tweeted," Theaters need to stop extorting customers for food if they are going to charge $10.50 for someone to see a crappy movie." It i...

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Snoop Dogg Will Run For Senator of Colorado

Funny story: Snoop Dogg Will Run For Senator of Colorado

Denver, CO Popular and famed rap star and marijuana advocate Snoop Dogg announced that he is establishing residency in Colorado so that he could establish torun for Senate from Colorado. Snoop Dogg praised the state for its pro-marijuana stance an...

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64% of Colorado cannabis users don't remember where they put their pot, says study

According to a recent study by the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment, 64% of the state's cannabis users can't remember where they put their pot. 30 people, who admitted to recreational marijuana use at least once day, were anal...

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Russia Sending Marijuana Food Trucks To Ease Tension In Ukraine

Alexander Putin has once again lived up to his unpredictable reputation. Recent reports are breaking out of marijuana food trucks being sent into the Ukraine. US officials claim to have satellite imagery of a convoy consisting of more than 250 trucks...

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A 78-Year-Old Iowa Grandmother Caught With 14 Pounds of Marijuana In Her Bra

Funny story: A 78-Year-Old Iowa Grandmother Caught With 14 Pounds of Marijuana In Her Bra

WATERLOO, Iowa - Law enforcement officers in Waterloo report making one of the most unusual busts in history. Waterloo Police Department spokesperson Sherlock Stallgarden informed the news media that officers searched 78-year-old Olivia Eunice Fan...

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D.A.R.E. Expects Best Year Ever

Inglewood, CA (Washington Post) - the Drug Abuse Resistance Eduction program, D.A.R.E. or simply DARE as it is ubiquitously known, announced today that it expects 2014 to be its most successful year ever. DARE is an educational outreach program in...

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Aspen To Increase The Size of Their Airport Due To The Large Volume of Marijuana Passengers

Funny story: Aspen To Increase The Size of Their Airport Due To The Large Volume of Marijuana Passengers

ASPEN, Colorado - The city of Aspen is reporting that it will be doubling the size of Snowman International Airport. Airport Spokeswoman Chelsea Tallydollar told the members of the news media that just since the first of January, the volume of fli...

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President Obama Says He's In Favor Of Illinois' Proposed Marijuana Law

Funny story: President Obama Says He's In Favor Of Illinois' Proposed Marijuana Law

SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - President Obama took some time out from his busy schedule to visit the capital of Illinois. He had been asked to travel to Springfield by state Senator Hayley Martha Tuckerbucker [D-Kankakee]. The Land of Lincoln State,...

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Cat Dumps A Load in Lodge Marijuana Stash

Funny story: Cat Dumps A Load in Lodge Marijuana Stash

After everyone had had a good laugh after consuming a lot of marijuana they all suddenly ran and slid toward the bathroom door and opening outside windows while others just puked all over their passed out friends on the floor at the University of Col...

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China Has Just Purchased 3 Marijuana Shops In Denver

Funny story: China Has Just Purchased 3 Marijuana Shops In Denver

DENVER - Colorado Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has just let the news media know that the Republic of China has finalized a deal for the purchase of three pot shops located in Denver. The senator stated that he was both excited and honored a...

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