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Nashville Man Experiences What He's Pretty Sure Is a Feeling

Funny story: Nashville Man Experiences What He's Pretty Sure Is a Feeling

Late yesterday afternoon, East Nashville resident Gregg Pardon experienced a markedly unpleasant tingling sensation deep in his gut, which he tentatively believes to have been a feeling. "I can't verify one hundred percent," stated Pardon, "but ba...

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Germany discovers an evolutionary secret

Funny story: Germany discovers an evolutionary secret

German Science Academy- "A core base of evolution has been discovered," says the German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Emeritus, an organization of gifted German intellectuals. The MIE are a logical group, deciding their actions on complex c...

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Donald Trump requests Daily intelligence briefings in Audio Format

The controversy over Trump refusing intelligence briefings has been resolved today. The President-elect made a deal with the Intelligence Agency to receive his daily intelligence briefings in audio format. Trump stated he had concerns that "it wo...

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Trump Gets Daily Intelligence Briefings From Putin

Funny story: Trump Gets Daily Intelligence Briefings From Putin

Donald Trump said today that reason for his not getting daily briefs from the U.S. intelligence community that he was getting the briefings from the Russian espionage agency SVR (Foreign Intelligence Service). Trump said that he looked forward to...

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House Intelligence Chair to lead parade of tanks with drone escort as warning to criminal journalists

Funny story: House Intelligence Chair to lead parade of tanks with drone escort as warning to criminal journalists

A representative for Representative Mike Rogers (R-MI) indicates new, dramatic action about to be taken by this congressman related to campaigning for defense of America. Mr. Rogers' latest idea is to lead a parade of 100 Abrams tanks through New...

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Syrian Defensive Plan Leaked to Mossad; Snowden and Manning are Yesterday's News

Funny story: Syrian Defensive Plan Leaked to Mossad; Snowden and Manning are Yesterday's News

Corporal Moammar Bin Traash, SIGINT analyst for the Syrian Army and co-founder of the Damascus Chapter of LGBT Alliance and nephew of Tariq Al Tabouli, owner of Hassan's Hookah and Hashish Kasbah leaked the complete defensive outline of the Syrian Ar...

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The War on Knowledge: 'Ignorance is the New Intelligence'

"Ignorance is bliss", that's my motto. The less you know the better, whatever the subject is. I look around and I see people desperate to learn, people who work so hard to have the best education, and little do they know that what they've spent their whole lives trying to accomplish is what will lead to their utter misery. Don't be fooled! Education is nothing but a conspiracy created by those who...

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The term 'Smart Phone' is no longer acceptable

Funny story: The term 'Smart Phone' is no longer acceptable

After a meeting at the World Technology Conference in Milan, mobile cell phone companies are urging customers to stop using the phrase 'smart phone' to describe touch screen phones. "These phones are pretty smart," said Nokia boss, Samuel Sung. "H...

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Joey Barton: Maybe I'm Too Clever To Be A Footballer

Funny story: Joey Barton: Maybe I'm Too Clever To Be A Footballer

Former Manchester City and Newcastle United player Joey Barton is already big news in France following his first match in Marseille colours. He joined them from Queens Park Rangers in a bid to rebuild his tarnished reputation as the maddest footba...

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Smart Peeple R the Caws Of The Wurld's Trubbles

Funny story: Smart Peeple R the Caws Of The Wurld's Trubbles

Ther nedes to bee a law aganst smart peeple. They R the reel reeson behind a lot of the wurlds problems. Evri won blames bad peeple fur the trubbles that exist butt if u investigaat depeley enuf u will sea that itt is reely peeple with two mani branes that are respocible fur much ov the wohs uv our plannet. Fur instanse, taik a look at Acmajinudad (don't expect mee to nowe how to spel THAT na...

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70% of Brits would fail Turing Test

Funny story: 70% of Brits would fail Turing Test

A new report by the University of Oxbridge has tested ordinary Britons in a shopping centre to see if they can manage to fool the Turing test. 70% could not, and appeared indistinguishable from a robot programmed to mimic the simple mindless chatter...

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Scientists on the verge of making sense

Scientists at Harvard Medical School are beginning to unravel the mystery of making sense. In a ground-breaking project headed by Professor Edith Nash, a wide cross-section of people was tested for evidence of sense, or lack thereof. "By under...

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Superhero study: very revealing

Funny story: Superhero study: very revealing

In the largest study of its kind, indeed, the only study of its kind ever carried out, the Marvellous Applied Comic Knowledge course at Milton Keynes university has discovered a remarkable correlation between superheroes. The better their super po...

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Highly Intelligent Apes Discovered

Funny story: Highly Intelligent Apes Discovered

London, England. In breaking news scientists have discovered a colony of apes in a remote region of Zimbabwe, not previously sighted by human life. The apes were decidedly cleverer than any other ape species and proved to be very adaptive to thei...

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There is doubt that Asians are the most intelligent people

Funny story: There is doubt that Asians are the most intelligent people

The Richard Lynn intelligence test, which states that Asians are the most intelligent race in the world, is in doubt again after a South Korean man crucified himself in front of a mirror. Richard Lynn is a Professor Emeritus of Psychology and is known for his views on racial and ethnic differences. Lynn argues that there are hereditary differences in intelligence based on race and sex. Lynn's...

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Are you smart? Take this quiz to find out!

Funny story: Are you smart? Take this quiz to find out!

Am I smart?:the question everyone worries about. Well, that will change! Take this quiz and you will instantly find out! Are you smart or stupid? Question 1: What is 1+1? a. 2 b. 1 c. 11 Question 2: What question am I on? a. 2 b. Question 2 c. none Question 3: What was Question 1? a. 2 b.What is 1 + 1? c. there was no question 1. Question 4: Is this the last question?...

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Why are some humans so stupid?

Funny story: Why are some humans so stupid?

Some human beings are genetically less intelligent than others because their DNA developed over thousands of years in rich environments filled with vegetation and heavy rain fall. A more challenging environment promotes the development of more intelligent DNA to cope with scarcity and environmental difficulties. In Austin, Texas the police were giving a woman a ticket over a minor traffic viol...

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Shock News About Welsh Sheep

Funny story: Shock News About Welsh Sheep

After 10 years of intensive research, scientists at Cambridge University have discovered that sheep are not nearly as stupid as previously believed. "The public's perception may have always been that these animals are inherently dumb, but our stud...

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