ANYTOWN, USA -- At McDonaldo's, if you buy anything other than a 1/4 Pounder, you can go pound sand, as far as the freshness of your order is concerned. "We don't do 'fresh,' when it comes to our hamboogers, cheeseboogers, or Big Macks," CEO Ronaldo...
Ronald McDonald, CEO of the international fast-food franchise and part-time clown, has become the target of a hate group--the restaurant chain's own franchisees!
"The bastard's greed is unbelievable," Betty Crocker, of Ann Arbor, Michigan...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama received word from his Chief Secret Service Agent Laramie Cobalt that his favorite hamburger establishment Ray's Hell Burgers has shut its doors.
The president immediately asked what in the world had happened. He...
LONDON - A representative with Britain's Burger Bureau has reported that tests have shown that traces of horse meat have been found in some Burger King burgers.
According to The Ta Ta For Now News Agency equine DNA in the form of M&M size mors...
A hungry man, known only as Homo Sapiens, has been arrested after he shouted at two suspect hamburgers on an unarmed hot-dog stall somewhere in East Midlands.
Police are reluctant, at this stage, to disclose any further details due to the unusual...
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