Moscow - Kremlin eugenics experts are planning the creation of a new master race using President Putin's genome and 10,000 Russian hos.
"We propose giving these women President Putin's sperm," Dr Sergei Propophol explained, "to create a new milit...
Cambridge, Massachusetts - "Sure wish it was the world's first human-Sasquatch cross," Prof Joseph Mengele-Flintstone said today, "unfortunately that hybrid's already gestating inside Pippa's sister Kate according to reports."
The famous US Poison...
Berlin - A secret lab here has leaked through our source, technician Splay Hindus, that a contagious microbe has been developed that renders men sterile in two days time, irreversibly.
The microbe, according to Hindus, produces a gene modificatio...
NEW YORK - Our mole on the UN Special Population Taxation Administration has just reported that sugar and starch are going to be slapped with a huge carbon tax. Such items will be affordable only by the wealthy, or as special treats by the middle cl...
The descendants of people who were forcibly sterilized as part of the multi decade long eugenics program in North Carolina should receive a one-time payment of $50,000, a state task force recommended on Tuesday.
The North Carolina Final Solution s...
TANDIL, Argentina - Anadna Nosnikliw of the College of Eugenics claims to be in touch with many Nazi's here who can trace themselves directly back to Hitler's organization. She called and told TheSpoof.com today that she claims in fact to be in commu...
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